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#61
C. Just go back to staring at all the nurses... (That was too Vrahn. Too slow, danny :( ))
So Ivan say to me "Who was talking device then?"

And then Sergei say "But Ivan is dead"

That is when I realize Sergei was bear.
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#62
-Negated! And I know I'm too slow to type a question. :P-
Wow. Sometimes I forget the past.
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#63
Fine! Very well, negate my post /cry, anyways...

The nurses are prancing around, it reminds you of your wife... /sigh, she was so beautiful back then, when you were young, and bewildered by waking in a hospital that you had no idea about where you came from, or who you were! You -now- realize, this is the very same hospital as the one were your tale began. Everything seems to be repeating itself! /gasp Now what?

A.Investigate, you must learn who you are, and why you were here(other then morphine.)
B.Find a new nurse wife, a younger one, with bigger boobs.
C.Leave with your morphine.
D.Go to the lobby and take a nap, your laziness hasn't improved over all these years.
E.Talks to dying patients in the other rooms.
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#64
B naturally.
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#65
Edit: DAMN YOU AGAIN! :P
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#66
Okay! New nurse wife, that was way easy.... man shes like Lara Croft! She must have back pain, but she sure looks good doing it. Anyways... you end up in the Bahamas celebrating your honey moon when....

A.Ninjas attack! :O
B.Your wife calls you, wondering where you are.
C.You consummate your marriage.(Bow chicka bow wow.)
D.You buy get into trouble with a drug cartel, because we all know of your addiction to morphine by now.
E.You take a nap, usual lazy self, as Maulbane would say, for shame.
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#67
E. Damn lazy kids these days.




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#68
You drift asleep on the beach, ahhh... how relaxing when....

You wake up lying down in a hospital room. You don't know where you are, but the room has little yellow and purple circles around it, as well as squiggly lines all over the walls and ceiling. There isn't any machinery next to you and you feel pretty good even though it looks like you're in hospital. At least, the robe you're wearing looks like a hospital robe. The bed you're in is pretty crappy, though. WTF? What just happened!

A: Get out of bed!
B: Stay in bed, lazy.
C: Examine room.
D: Attempt to destroy room
E: Curse the bed for being so uncomfortable.
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#69
E and then B, because you're so lazy.




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#70
Suddenly... BOTH of your wives come in, dressed as nurses, they pout at you and rush over to the best, exclaiming. "We were so worried honey!" Their cleavage is distracting. Admist the oggling, you pick up a few words from their explanation. "Maimed, gyro-copter, gnome, uninjured, crippled, cyborg, and ring." Upon hearing this you...

A.Avert your gaze, and ask them to repeat.
B.Keep lookin'.
C.Stay in bed, lazy.
D.Pretend to be dead, these wenches don't give you a moment of peace anymore!
E.Push past them exclaiming. "I just want mah ice cream!"
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#71
C. You like this bed and you AREN'T leaving it. Wait a minute, you hate this bed.




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#72
E. I DO! D:
So Ivan say to me "Who was talking device then?"

And then Sergei say "But Ivan is dead"

That is when I realize Sergei was bear.
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#73
Since you don't leave the bed, even more nurses pile in the room. They all look equally perky and endowed. Some of them rush you poking you with needles and prodding you with flat sticks. What in the name of Oggledom do you do?

A) Nothing obviously, your lazy.
B) Pretend to be dead, as it might just work this time.
c) Scream loudly, before leaping into the air and running out of the room
d) Scream loudly.
e) Quickly swipe some needles and start to kill everyone.
Wow. Sometimes I forget the past.
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#74
A. They will NOT stop you from lying down! Grrraaaarrgh!




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#75
What is this? They all rush out of the room abruptly, you're left lying there, finally! You can take a damn nap without a busty nurse disturbing you! But... you feel different.... your feels compelled to stand! And... you feel like eating Blue Raspberry flavored Jolly Ranchers! Now what?

A.Resist! Nothing shall stop the laziness! Not even super powered drugs!
B.Break through the way after literally flying out of bed, these new powers are awesome! And then journey to get aforementioned Jolly Ranchers.
C.Conjure some Jolly Ranchers, who says you can't have your cake, and eat it too?
D.Call up your homie the Lich King, see how the whole raid patch thing is comming along.
E.Eat your cellphone.
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