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((I Lol'd so hard at that.))

That didn't do any good! Charmander Karks it! (Kark It = Australian for die)

You reach for another one of your pokeball's, but, Whats this? Where are they all? You see the Cressies running away with your last 2 pokeballs. This makes you so mad that you:

A: Punt the Cressies across the area.
B: Pull out your flamethrower and burn them.
C: Pull out your Hammer and squish them.
D: Fall asleep, as your not going to get them anyway.
E: Eat your super beans.
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D, D, and D! SLEEP!




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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D. This is a given.

You also make a mental note to stop using Australian slang, as it might be the root of all your problems.

Edit. As you slowly drift to sleep, you lol like an idiot again.
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davemwow Wrote:D. This is a given.

You also make a mental note to stop using Australian slang, as it might be the root of all your problems.

Edit. As you slowly drift to sleep, you lol like an idiot again.

((This person has known me for less than 5 minutes, and already knows me like the back of ones hand.))
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After a much needed rest you wake up....

A.In the Batcave.
B.Sunwell Plateau.
C.Your house.
D.A submariner.
E.Zombieland.
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A. , But seem to be convinced you're on the Sunwell Plateau anyway, because you're some kind of WoW freak
>.> <.< ...
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You wake up in the Bat-Cave.. You're tied to a chair and batman is standing infront of you with a baseball bat. Looks like it's not just Batman but it's Baseball Batman. You can see Robin making some sandwiches in the corner of your eyes. You'd rather not watch seeing as he's also barely dressed.

What do you do?

A. Order a Sandwich while he's making one anyhow.
B. KAPOW! Break the chair on your head by falling over.
C. Call Baseball Batman names and make him cry.
D. Cry at Baseball Batman and beg him not to bat you.
E. Sleep. (Not an Option for Maulbane.)
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C. First it's the little things ("ur fat"), but they rapidly move onto particularly scathing "Yo Mama" jokes - and it gets worse and worse from there. Half-naked Robin stops what he's doing and stares at you in horror at the obscenities leaving your mouth, allowing an unfinished sammich to fall from his grip to the cave floor, alongside his dropped jaw. Baseball Batman rapidly becomes extremely distraught and starts threatening you madly, demanding you to stop - but soon turns his weapon on himself, attempting to ragequit... at life.

You lol.
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Okay, with Batman bludgeoning himself to death and a half-nude Robin with his jaw dropped, you're still stuck to the chair.

Do you:

A) Escape via mind-controlling Robin.
B) Remember that your PokeBalls were in your OTHER pack.
C) Sleep, and hope for the best.
or D) Spurt forth a random meme.
Jeneal jumps into the water. "HAHAHAHAHA!" She turns into a seal.
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D. You don't need pokeball to summon ya' MUDKIPZ.
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Your calls for a mudkip go answered, so much for your powers? Whats this!?!!?! You hear sirens, and see red and blue light flashing in from the windows. Windows? I thought this was a cave? No! It's not, it's actually a crack den, and those two drug pushed were merely dressed like super heroes, and coked out of their minds. Now you're sitting on 1,080 pounds of heroin with a dead Batman, and a crying half-naked Robin, tied to a chair, this doesn't look good at all, cause you now notice you're still dressed as Kretol, and will likely be labeled and accomplice. Oh shi-... around you, there Batman's Corpse, The heroin, a sharp piece of jagged metal breaking out from the wall, crying half-naked Robin, the ruined sammich, a 9mm glock, and lastly a bunch of those flammable drums from video games you see all the time. What do you do....?

A.Try to slice open your bonds, and go for that heroin man! Either to sell or use, that stuff is free!
B.Try to mind control Robin to free you once more/take the 9mm and fight of the police or shoot the barrels for no reason at all/ shoot himself, just to watch.
C.Cut your ropes, and take the 9mm to fight off the cops/shoot the barrels to try and blow up all the heroin before the police can find it/shoot Robin, just to watch.
D.Cut the ropes, and run, you're not stickin' around for this stuff!
E.Stay there like an idiot and get caught by the police.
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A. Cut your bonds and steal the heroine.

As you run out of the cave with windows, you pass a small garage. Parked within it are a Ferrari, a Horse, a Motorcycle, and a uni-cycle. You stand and try to decide which one to make your daring escape with.

A. The Ferrari, them suckers are fast!
B. The Horse, with gas prices the way they are you should really think about saving money.
C. Motorcycle. Hey, it works in the movies, right?
D. The Unicycle....seriously? Are you serious!? Ok, fine, go right on ahead, chuckles.
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D!!! D!!! OMG! D!!! You hop on and davemwow would say, unicycle like no one has uni-cycled ever before! Are flailing for balance, and knees spinning widly, either you're just learning to ride a unicycle, or you just have flees. Now what?

A.Find some balls to juggle.
B.Dressed up like a clown.
C.Sniff some of that sweet Judas! So you can get the high you need to.... ride a unicycle?
D.Say f*** this and hop in the Ferrari/Motorcycle/Horse(Just to give you a second chance.)
E.Cycle away to the best of your ability.
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A. You try to find balls to juggle but instead you manage to find a few syringes of heroine in your backpack. Who knew? Well, you did steal over a thousand pounds of the stuff. You juggle the syringes and ride the unicycle along the highway. Due to lack of speed, the police catch up to you.

What to do?

A. HIGH SPEED CHASE YEAH! Go Blues Brothers on them, drive through a mall and let all the Police cars get slung over a ramp by a catapult.
B. Ignore them, they can't hurt you. You're on a unicycle.
C. Inject Heroine in blood. That's the stuff, yeah!
D. Find out that the Heroine, Cat Woman was stuffed in your backpack aswell. You aim a smooth pick up line at her.
E. WHOOPS! MANHOLE! On the highway, nonetheless.
Little by little, one travels far.
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B, and C! Not only are you safe, but you're feelin' good! Catch that dragon.
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