A Dwarven Prayer.

[Mokoz]

Our Larger,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink

Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the Tavern

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
Against us.

And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers.


For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen.

(I don't take credit for this, simply because I found it, But its still funny all the same.)