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A Spidery Tale [Silly][{Not{Not}}Canon]
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So, I was on my Dwarf, intending to explore Aerie Peak (as I'd never actually -been- there in all the years of WoW, vanilla was well as on CotH), and... I may have got a bit sidetracked.

After a very sidetracked trek into Jintha'alor, I laughed off the puny attacks of the spidery denizens. All except one. No, this spider was different. Tenacious. Determined. All kinds of words that I can find in the thesaurus that also mean the same thing. This cool cat (spider) was the definition of those words and more, and I wasn't about to just let this creature go - I had to spread the gift. I had to take it to IRONFORGE.

Warning - terrible images and (far more) terrible words written above them, below!

Spoiler:

I began my journey almost dying, naturally, by hopping down a waterfall. Arachno the Obstinate (his new name, of course) had absolutely no issues in navigating it.

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After a walk, avoiding the roads and winding around Troll ruins, we found the exit out of The Hinterlands!

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But we weren't settling for that. The cold, refreshing air of the tunnel to the Arathi Highlands invigorated us both!

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After some sightseeing...

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We reached The Wetlands! After checking our passports at the Thandol Span, of course.

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After completely missing the way through to Dun Algaz, we managed to make up time by running that much faster!

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There were some close calls with customs...

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But Arachno and myself got through unharmed!

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In the blink of an eye, they'd reached Dun Morogh! Even more border security awaited them! Little did Maulbane OOCly know, this particular glitch meant NPCs wouldn't actually attack the spider, but-... I MEAN ARACHNO HAD A PROPER WORK VISA

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The gates of Ironforge! As large as they are not likely to fall down and crush everyone beneath them some day!

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The streets of Ironforge are a tough place to grow up... Just ask Magni.

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But we weren't just going to settle for the tourist traps! No, we were taking this critical information right to the top. The big three.

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Well, we did it. We won, Arachno.

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And when you've hit your life's apogee as a Dwarf, there's only one thing to do.

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...Uh.

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... ... ... Uhh.

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... Well, that didn't work as well as I thought it would.

Thread over, leave me alone!




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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As a spider I approve of this post.
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Lol. I hate spiders. But it was funny.
"Excellence is when failure becomes improvement"


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