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#61
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

High Tinker Mekkatorque thought that his fancy engineering glasses would protect his eyes whilst whelding.

Mekkatorque wishes he could see again.
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#62
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Zul'jin carefully picks the 'Warsheep' off the throne and settles himself down, affectionately hugging a very wooly and hoof'd Thrall under his arm. The Horde's leadership crisis is temporarily solved.
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[Verdantine] says: I've found eating things given to you by strange elves can lead to magical adventure and the loss of limbs!
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#63
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 20
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Varian is disgusted by Jaina's strange sexual preferences and kicks Theramore out of the Alliance.
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#64
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 20
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Thrall eats some grass.
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#65
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 20
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Varian however is just emo he never scored with her instead. And then remembered he couldn't even kick her out as Theramore is the leader of the alliance, not stormwind. Boohoo emocut!
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#66
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 10
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Illidin remembers his Night Elf ways and dumps Jaina for a good ol' tree. He remembered since he was corrupted himself, he should try out some new corrupted trees.
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#67
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Ulteo comes in and corrects Sourpuddle's mistake of taking away 10 health. Jaina's used to being dumped by now.

Also, Cenarius cries over Illidan defiling his precious trees.
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#68
Illidan - 45
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35


Stormwind was hit by a gigantic ray of energy. Someone wants his haricut back.
Little by little, one travels far.
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#69
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 65
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35


Kael buys a voodoo doll under the table from Zul'jin. Much lulz are had at Illidan's expense.
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[Verdantine] says: I've found eating things given to you by strange elves can lead to magical adventure and the loss of limbs!
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#70
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35



While on his raptor, armless as he is, Zul'jin is cruising through the ghostlands with a mini-goblin radio. While singing along to the song "I can't drive 55" he runs into a tree and flies off his raptor which keeps running into the distance leaving the un-armed troll trying to get back up like a turtle.
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

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#71
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 25

Illidan finally catches up with his real arch-enemies, the gnomes. He captures Mekkatorque and uses his special torturing technique for gnomes. "You are not prepared!....... Five more minutes in the oven!"
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#72
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 30

High Tinker Mekkatorque escapes from Illidan in an airplane, flies all the way back through the Dark Portal, across the Great Sea, to the Caverns of Time, where he enters the Battle of Mount Hyjal and ends up running over thousands of demons as he crash-lands the plane. He is hailed as a hero from the future!
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#73
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 15
Archimonde - 40
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 30

Cenarius will not allow some gnome to take his credt, so he charges as fast as he can on his four hooves and attempts to give Mekkatorque a curbie to his plane wing... /roll

Cenarius misses, and hit's Archimonde in the face instead.
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#74
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 5
Archimonde - 40
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 30

Jaina's favorite pencil breaks.
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#75
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 40
Jaina - 10
Archimonde - 40
Zul'jin - 55
Varian - 40
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 30

Jaina then begins using a pen. Pens are cooler, anyway.
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Mah babehs. I'm watchin' you, government.
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