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That teddy bear was really Archimonde.
Archimonde laughs himself to sleep.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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But Archimonde died many years ago, so Thrall realizes it's just a dream, and Archimonde's fake dream-mind is depressed, because he can't take antidepressants because he's not real.
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Quote:But Archimonde died many years ago, so Thrall realizes it's just a dream, and Archimonde's fake dream-mind is depressed, because he can't take antidepressants because he's not real.
Thrall's head explodes from this reasoning. He is now dead.
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Cenarius rejoices. The trees are saved!
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Rumors of Varians death spread. Mekkatorque's profits fall.
Stormwind sues Mekkatorque for fraud.
Piken Wrote:Approved by Kretol.. you lucky bastage. ^.^
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But since Thrall has died from them too, Mekkatorque is now hailed as a hero once again (Just like he was at Hyjal!) and becomes the new king of Stormwind AND Warchief of the Horde.
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Mekkatorque is overcome with depression. He lost his hand, the ability to tinker and now his money.
A bunch of Gnomes find him drunk in an alley, blubbering like a baby. He has been stripped of all rank and is now.. Unemployed.
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus
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Mekkatorque tries his own antidepressants, but ends up massively overdosing.
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Poor Illidan can no longer afford the rent on the Black Temple. So he has moved to the less scary and less affirmative 'The Purple Pony Temple'.
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?
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Illidan does however get a free dinner at The Purple Pony Temple. After eating it Illidan gets horribly sick. Apparently the dinner was not prepared.
Little by little, one travels far.
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Kael'thas wins lots of gold by playing the Azerothian stock market. He takes over Black Temple since Tempest Keep was destroyed.
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Meanwhile:
Kael'thas mourns his broken nail and decides to conjure a knew Demonic Nail that will never break.
However he forgets to bind the thing to him and the Nail goes on rampage, leaving poor Kael with every single nail broken.
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Zul'jin tries to take over the Purple Pony Temple, but has no arms with which to do so, and Mekkatorque isn't around to make proesthetics for him. He kneels down and shouts up to the heavens. "WHYYYY!" only to have a skull fall on his head.
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Cenarius is now addicted to his new weed and has lost all self respect.
/emodemigod
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Archimonde attempts to kill Zu'jin off guard however misses and ends up killing a Purple Pony.....This mistake makes him depressed and soon he starts to cut himself with the dead Ponies horn.....revenge is a weird thing
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