[-]
Main Menu
Portal
Forums
Wiki
Rules
FAQs
Events Calendar
Downloads

[-]
Kreets

[-]
Latest Threads
You are a fond memory. Good night, CoTH...
Last Post: Aphetoros
08-02-2018 10:18 AM
» Replies: 23
» Views: 81253
What is glistening
Last Post: Geoni
07-04-2018 01:24 AM
» Replies: 1
» Views: 163
"Years of Service" Awards
Last Post: Maulbane
05-26-2018 09:58 PM
» Replies: 100
» Views: 2981
Introduction Memphis
Last Post: Maulbane
05-26-2018 05:09 AM
» Replies: 11
» Views: 3485
Hello Everyone
Last Post: Maulbane
05-26-2018 04:59 AM
» Replies: 1
» Views: 264

[-]
Who's Online
There are currently no members online.

[-]
Google AdStuff

Hurt 'n' Heal! ... Again!
#91
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 10
Archimonde - 40
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

That teddy bear was really Archimonde.

Archimonde laughs himself to sleep.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
PM
Reply
#92
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 10
Archimonde - 30
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

But Archimonde died many years ago, so Thrall realizes it's just a dream, and Archimonde's fake dream-mind is depressed, because he can't take antidepressants because he's not real.
PM
Reply
#93
Illidan - 40
Thrall - DEAD
Archimonde - 30
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Quote:But Archimonde died many years ago, so Thrall realizes it's just a dream, and Archimonde's fake dream-mind is depressed, because he can't take antidepressants because he's not real.

Thrall's head explodes from this reasoning. He is now dead.
Spoiler:
We're all doomed
PM
Reply
#94
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 30
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 35

Cenarius rejoices. The trees are saved!
PM
Reply
#95
Illidan - 40
Thrall - 10
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 25

Rumors of Varians death spread. Mekkatorque's profits fall.
Stormwind sues Mekkatorque for fraud.
Piken Wrote:Approved by Kretol.. you lucky bastage. ^.^
PM
Reply
#96
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40

But since Thrall has died from them too, Mekkatorque is now hailed as a hero once again (Just like he was at Hyjal!) and becomes the new king of Stormwind AND Warchief of the Horde.
PM
Reply
#97
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 20

Mekkatorque is overcome with depression. He lost his hand, the ability to tinker and now his money.
A bunch of Gnomes find him drunk in an alley, blubbering like a baby. He has been stripped of all rank and is now.. Unemployed.
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus
PM
Reply
#98
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30
High Tinker Mekkatorque - DEAD

Mekkatorque tries his own antidepressants, but ends up massively overdosing.
PM
Reply
#99
Illidan - 30
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30


Poor Illidan can no longer afford the rent on the Black Temple. So he has moved to the less scary and less affirmative 'The Purple Pony Temple'.
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVE3uy8TjirssygDEKMi2...Ia13_WYQpw]



Reply
Illidan - 20
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 30

Illidan does however get a free dinner at The Purple Pony Temple. After eating it Illidan gets horribly sick. Apparently the dinner was not prepared.
Little by little, one travels far.
PM
Reply
Illidan - 30
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 40

Kael'thas wins lots of gold by playing the Azerothian stock market. He takes over Black Temple since Tempest Keep was destroyed.
PM
Reply
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 45
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 20

Meanwhile:

Kael'thas mourns his broken nail and decides to conjure a knew Demonic Nail that will never break.
However he forgets to bind the thing to him and the Nail goes on rampage, leaving poor Kael with every single nail broken.
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus
PM
Reply
Illidan - 40
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 45
Kael'thas - 20

Zul'jin tries to take over the Purple Pony Temple, but has no arms with which to do so, and Mekkatorque isn't around to make proesthetics for him. He kneels down and shouts up to the heavens. "WHYYYY!" only to have a skull fall on his head.
PM
Reply
Illidan - 20
Archimonde - 35
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Cenarius is now addicted to his new weed and has lost all self respect.

/emodemigod
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus
PM
Reply
Illidan - 20
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Archimonde attempts to kill Zu'jin off guard however misses and ends up killing a Purple Pony.....This mistake makes him depressed and soon he starts to cut himself with the dead Ponies horn.....revenge is a weird thing
PM
Reply


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Hurt 'n Heal! Hawk 59 1,565 07-14-2012, 03:26 AM
Last Post: Rowgen
  Hurt and Heal! zaceee 309 6,129 08-21-2008, 02:58 PM
Last Post: Qaza



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

youth-backhand
This forum uses Lukasz Tkacz MyBB addons.