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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 80

Illidan - 20
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Gul'dan and Rhonin, who were previously forgotten (Check the first post) emerge from the Forgotten Coast, and are alarmed with all that they've missed!
Spoiler:
We're all doomed
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 80
Illidan - 10
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

As the happy couple Rhonin and Gul'dan returned from their honeymoon, Illidan sent them a congratulatatory card. He did not get a reply.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 80
Illidan - 5
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Illidin gets a splinter when he was 'working' with a tree.

"Oh, baby. . .You were. . Not prepa-- Ow!"
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Illidan - 5
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Gul'dan's was away submitting his character profile to Kretol. Who laughs and set's his model to Bananas the monkey.
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Illidan - 0
Archimonde - 25
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Illidan decided that he doesn't like Rhonin very much. He brings a glaive down to slice his head off when a star fish jumps off and eats his face.
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Archimonde - 15
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Archimonde is summoned to Azeroth once again; in anger he stomps on Kel'thuzad. Upset, Mannaroth has pleded for him to start getting help. He is now being forced to see Cenarius weekly about his 'genocidal disorder'.
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Archimonde - 5
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Cenarius refuses to deal with the same demon that attacked him ten thousand years ago so he uses his stag like body to kick Archie in his privates. Ouch.
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Archimonde - DEAD
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 35
Kael'thas - 20

Archimonde, in a fitting set of irony, was zerg rushed and crushed underneith a pile of treants. He will not be missed...Except by the World Tree, who is still waiting for his call back.
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Mah babehs. I'm watchin' you, government.
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 20

The World Tree throws a tantrum...and a few roots. One that may or may not have hit a certain druggy.
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Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 70
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 15

Kael'thas checks himself out in his golden Fel-Mirror, a gift from his long lost love, Illidan, and notices how effeminate he is, therefore crushing his "manly" ego. He decides to get it back, by attacking the enemy with sticks and harsh language (WC3!). Turns out rifles and fel-blades are a tad more effective than the sticks and curses.
Jeneal jumps into the water. "HAHAHAHAHA!" She turns into a seal.
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Rhonin - 70
Gul'dan - 70
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 15

Rhonin jumps off a cliff and lands in the water trying to get attention...he is mauled by Murlocs
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Quote:Mekkatorque lost his hand in a shredding machine, thus unable to tinker.
Thrall cut's Varian's hair off when he's sleeping, Varian wakes up to a baldy head and begins to cry and drown in his own tears.
"Take that you ballerina!" -Thrall's thoughts as he cuts off the hair.
Varian can't stop QQing, and so he undergoes a surgery. Unfortunately, they removed the wrong parts...
Zul'jin laughs at Varian's misfortune, though he soon bursts into tears once he's reminded of his missing arm.
"I've missed ja so much, Lefty!" he cries.
Archimonde destroys Dalaran again. Yet again the fountain still remains. Archimonde loses a golden coin for wishing to know how the fountain survived his wrath yet again. Because of this, Archimonde ends up broke and begging for coin.
A vote is held by all the faction leaders to decide who the worst faction leader is. The vote was already pretty much decided though, considering Varian didn't even get an invitation by the rest.
While laughing in the face of a raid party, Illidan accidentally swallows his prop skull.
"-Gasp! I... was... -not-... prepared!"
High Tinker Mekkatorque is hired to invent something to get the prop out of Illidins throat, when he did, he retrieved the skull and it automatically corrupted the poor fellow.
Cenarius is mistaken for a deer in the wild. He'll not sit right for days.
Arthas is bummed out because his meat-wagon-mobile is dented from the last animal he ran over.
Arthas has been chillin' at Icecrown to long, his doctor Kel'Thuzad tells him that he's got hypothermia along with ammonia. Poor Arthas needs some hot soup.
Kael'thas has an "off" day, and forgets to put up his Fire Ward before jumping on Al'ars back.
Varian catches his son playing with a half-orc, he kills it and drinks it's blood. +5 Health
Jaina decides that she wants to visit Thrall. Little did she know that Thrall wasn't there. Grom said hello. Anyone else see that twinkle in the sky?
Thrall feels sad about being the only one that isn't hurt yet, he makes a youtube video in which he cuts himself. -10 health
Jaina falls from the sky and miraculously lands on Thralls lap.
Here comes a second Garona.
Kael'thas, while surfing youtube, finds that the site he requested sent him elsewhere. May internet viruses commence joyness!
Arthas is hears the news of Jaina and Thrall."Dammit! He's doing my girl!" He goes over to Orgimmar to beat the hell out of Thrall, but horribly fails when he runs into Saurfang, who cleaves him.
Waking up from his nap against Nordrassil, (That's all he was doing, by the way. Napping.) Archimonde yawns. But, in making his way down from the immense tree, his loincloth gets caught on a branch. Embarrassing photos swarm the internet, topping Thrall's emo video in popularity.
Jaina QQ's and turns emo writing a poam about how her love Arthas is evil and her new love affair is with an orc.
Kael'thas stumbles upon Jaina's poem while surfing the net. He was beaten by an orc, and proceeds to cut himself.
Thrall finds the poem and grows happy at the expressed feelings through rhymes and verses.
"Roses are red, Orcs are green, but this does not matter; they both are. . .keen.
Yeah."
Arthas slips off the cliff while addressing his Undead hordes, oops!
Unfortunatly, as Arthas falls to his imminent doom, one unfortunate gnome breaks his fall.
Chuck Norris sues the Barrens, and Thrall. Chuck Norris just killed two stones with one bird. -10
Unfortunately Zul'jin made a mistake. Budd Nedreck and Harrison Jones teamed up to get his magical treasure. He lost good ol' righty.
High Tinker Mekkatorque finds a way to shutdown the internet, the poem got deleted. +5
Illidan, recovering from the operation on his throat, screams to hard at some raiders, causing him to cough up blood over them, so in turn, Blizzard sues Illidan.
Illidan lost his favorite skull, now little Illy-Willy can't sleep without his Skully-Wully. He's feeling not prepared...
"You cannot defeat me, I am the heart of the land!" Cenarius taunted. After a day of battle Cenarius seemed to have gone into resperatory problems. The two Dryads that died that day seemed to have been the lungs of the lands. Tough Luck.
Illidan runs out of black eyeliner. Sadfaec.
Arthas cheers, having stolen Illidan's eyeliner to become the new king of the emo fanboys. He realises that it's nearly empty, and cuts his ankles. The kids at school won't see that, and nobody will accuse him of anything!
Unbeknownst to Arthas, was High Tinker Mekkatorque, who's at the perfect height to see his ankles. Busted! Mekkatorque has a happy, even if he does only have 1 hand...
Whoops! Seems that that big, hooved thing stepped on the High Tinker! Bad demon, back in your cage!
By means of a typo, The Warchief Thrall, is now The Warchef. Soups up!
Thrall makes Jaina's soup too hot! Oh no!
Cenarius finds some strange weeds that even he doesn't know the identity of. As it turns out.. this 'weed' took Cenarius to a different 'Emerald Dream'. Totally tubular brah.
Cenarius's influence traveled everwhere, and because of Thralls depression about how he didn't write nor print out the poem dedicated to him on paper took effect.
Cenarius seems to have become addicted to that strange weed! "This Emerald Dream is so much better then the last!" As a demi-god pot head he allows the Emerald Nightmare from the less interesting Emerald Dream to run amok. It would appear, then, that Arthas now has new competition for the baddest villian in Warcraft! Curses! -5 from Arthas
With the price of wood down, Thrall is angry that his stockpile is now worthless.
An adolescent Pokemon fan mishears Archimonde as "Archimon" and captures him with a Master Ball. He's a legendary, you know.
Jaina drops her wand.
With Global Warming taking effect more so now, Arthas might soon have to someone new to merge with...
Arthas QQs about not having his own raid dungeon.
Arthas is however looking forward to when Barad-d--- Icecrown Citadel will be implemented.
Bara-- Er, 'Icecrown Citadel' is finished... but so is Mount Doom. The Frozen Throne is quickly becoming The Puddle Chair.
Arthas simply fails for trying to impersonate Sauron. Upon spying this thread with THE EYE, he realises his Wrath Gates are a copy after the Black Gates, his Icecrown Citadel copied after Barad-dûr as well as the almighty eye, the barren wastelands of death and I wish that was all.
He bows his head down, "It's not easy being the King."
Coming to realize that people aren't talking about her anymore, Jaina dies a little inside.
Jaina gets word of people talking about her again, she starts living a little inside again.
In the middle of the usual Wednesday tea party with Illidan, Kael breaks a thumbnail. We all know, as he whined to his captive naaru buddy, that "... thumbnails hurt the worst! And then the sensitive bit of skin that it was protecting feels -funny- for like a whole week!" Needless to say, the get-together was ruined. Also, it's no wonder M'uru corrupted so fast.
With the fear of his famous sword Frostmourne being in the posession of mere mortals from a raid drop, he decides to go deep into a forest a bury it forever and ever and ever. The only problem is, he got lost, and he was never seen again.
Thrall continues to try and chop down trees...Little does he know though, that his people are launching them at Jaina's Citadel. Now she's mad.
Jaina writes out a hateful poem of Thrall after the worthless trees hit her citidal. Thrall is sad orc.
Varian gets word that Arthas got lost and he claims the map-mix up. He feels just a little bit better about himself. Way to go sport! +5 health
Thrall's constant whining has caused Jaina to invest heavily in research regarding sleeping pills. So far they have yet to yield results.
Jaina makes a sleeping spell. Unfortunately it missed fired and hit an unfortunate gnome in a flying machine.
The flying machine fell. Using incomplete (Almost Imposible Too) logic, it refects a Polymorph back to the caster, Kael'Thas. He's a sheep!
Jaina realizes the absolute truth: To deal with whiners, she must unleash a mass polymorph spell all over the world! +5
Thrall becomes a sheep, and Jaina repents with an epic sadfaec! Where will she get orc lovin' from now?
Desperate times call for desperate measures for Jaina... she got the next best thing.
High Tinker Mekkatorque thought that his fancy engineering glasses would protect his eyes whilst whelding. Mekkatorque wishes he could see again.
Zul'jin carefully picks the 'Warsheep' off the throne and settles himself down, affectionately hugging a very wooly and hoof'd Thrall under his arm. The Horde's leadership crisis is temporarily solved.
Varian is disgusted by Jaina's strange sexual preferences and kicks Theramore out of the Alliance.
Thrall eats some grass.
Varian however is just emo he never scored with her instead. And then remembered he couldn't even kick her out as Theramore is the leader of the alliance, not stormwind. Boohoo emocut!
Illidin remembers his Night Elf ways and dumps Jaina for a good ol' tree. He remembered since he was corrupted himself, he should try out some new corrupted trees.
Ulteo comes in and corrects Sourpuddle's mistake of taking away 10 health. Jaina's used to being dumped by now.
Stormwind was hit by a gigantic ray of energy. Someone wants his haricut back.
Kael buys a voodoo doll under the table from Zul'jin. Much lulz are had at Illidan's expense.
While on his raptor, armless as he is, Zul'jin is cruising through the ghostlands with a mini-goblin radio. While singing along to the song "I can't drive 55" he runs into a tree and flies off his raptor which keeps running into the distance leaving the un-armed troll trying to get back up like a turtle.
Illidan finally catches up with his real arch-enemies, the gnomes. He captures Mekkatorque and uses his special torturing technique for gnomes. "You are not prepared!....... Five more minutes in the oven!"
High Tinker Mekkatorque escapes from Illidan in an airplane, flies all the way back through the Dark Portal, across the Great Sea, to the Caverns of Time, where he enters the Battle of Mount Hyjal and ends up running over thousands of demons as he crash-lands the plane. He is hailed as a hero from the future!
Cenarius will not allow some gnome to take his credt, so he charges as fast as he can on his four hooves and attempts to give Mekkatorque a curbie to his plane wing... /roll
Cenarius misses, and hit's Archimonde in the face instead.
Jaina's favorite pencil breaks.
Jaina then begins using a pen. Pens are cooler, anyway.
Thrall clicks his back as he went to the floor whilst dancing. He just can't boogie boogie oogie all night long like he used to.
Jaina's new pen explodes whilst in her pocket. They were her best pants, too.
Jaina discovers that the pen leak also went down to her new pink slippers! Now they're a murky blue.. which does not look good at all. Now she's walking around wearing no pants or shoes, losing dignity second by second.
Archimonde was taken into police custody for what he did in the park with a microwave, a rubber chicken, two pounds of frozen peas, a hippo, and that pine tree smack dab in the middle. You don't want to know the details.
Kael'thas Kills James Bond who kept sneaking around his keep...he then drank the Agents blood for some reason feeling mighty sneaky himself.
Unfourtunantely, in his pride, Kael'thas forgot 32 of the evil overlords tip lists, and a group of adventurers penetrated his defenses and beat him up with a broom.
One of said adventurers was however Varian, who, being the twat that he is, stumbled down one of those gigantic cliffs in Tempest Keep.
Zul'jin happened to be, at that exact time, on a guided tour in Tempest Keep. And upon seeing the farce between Varian and Kael'thas, laughed until fainted.
Medics who carried him to the local First aid center, slipped on a banana and Zul'jin was also thrown down the cliff.
Luckily enough, Varian broke his fall. Ouch.
Thrall came in to laugh at all of them only to find tempest keep was wobbling due to a stupid adventurer destroying its walls....the whole thing fell on Thrall.
Thrall's life flashes before his eyes as Tempest Keep falls on him, and he remembers all the horrible things that happened to him... Like being a slave, getting turned into a sheep, getting replaced by Zul'jin... The list goes on and on. Thrall is now clinically depressed... And squished.
And then Varian realized, all those things happened to him as well. But Thrall became a good leader, and he became a total douche. Aww.
The Gnomish leader invents antidepressants and makes billions of gold with which to buy Gnomeregan back from the Troggs!
Sadly enough, Varian overdoses and dies. The world at large celebrates!
Thrall gets scared that he'll die from the drugs too, and nobody is there to hold him and comfort him. He starts having nightmares about giant teddy bears eating him.
That teddy bear was really Archimonde. Archimonde laughs himself to sleep.
But Archimonde died many years ago, so Thrall realizes it's just a dream, and Archimonde's fake dream-mind is depressed, because he can't take antidepressants because he's not real.
Thrall's head explodes from this reasoning. He is now dead.
Cenarius rejoices. The trees are saved!
Rumors of Varians death spread. Mekkatorque's profits fall. Stormwind sues Mekkatorque for fraud.
But since Thrall has died from them too, Mekkatorque is now hailed as a hero once again (Just like he was at Hyjal!) and becomes the new king of Stormwind AND Warchief of the Horde.
Mekkatorque is overcome with depression. He lost his hand, the ability to tinker and now his money.
A bunch of Gnomes find him drunk in an alley, blubbering like a baby. He has been stripped of all rank and is now.. Unemployed.
Mekkatorque tries his own antidepressants, but ends up massively overdosing.
Poor Illidan can no longer afford the rent on the Black Temple. So he has moved to the less scary and less affirmative 'The Purple Pony Temple'.
Illidan does however get a free dinner at The Purple Pony Temple. After eating it Illidan gets horribly sick. Apparently the dinner was not prepared.
Kael'thas wins lots of gold by playing the Azerothian stock market. He takes over Black Temple since Tempest Keep was destroyed.
Kael'thas mourns his broken nail and decides to conjure a knew Demonic Nail that will never break.
However he forgets to bind the thing to him and the Nail goes on rampage, leaving poor Kael with every single nail broken.
Zul'jin tries to take over the Purple Pony Temple, but has no arms with which to do so, and Mekkatorque isn't around to make proesthetics for him. He kneels down and shouts up to the heavens. "WHYYYY!" only to have a skull fall on his head.
Cenarius is now addicted to his new weed and has lost all self respect. /emodemigod
Archimonde attempts to kill Zu'jin off guard however misses and ends up killing a Purple Pony.....This mistake makes him depressed and soon he starts to cut himself with the dead Ponies horn.....revenge is a weird thing
Gul'dan and Rhonin, who were previously forgotten (Check the first post) emerge from the Forgotten Coast, and are alarmed with all that they've missed!
As the happy couple Rhonin and Gul'dan returned from their honeymoon, Illidan sent them a congratulatatory card. He did not get a reply.
Illidin gets a splinter when he was 'working' with a tree. "Oh, baby. . .You were. . Not prepa-- Ow!"
Illidan decided that he doesn't like Rhonin very much. He brings a glaive down to slice his head off when a star fish jumps off and eats his face.
Archimonde is summoned to Azeroth once again; in anger he stomps on Kel'thuzad. Upset, Mannaroth has pleded for him to start getting help. He is now being forced to see Cenarius weekly about his 'genocidal disorder'.
Cenarius refuses to deal with the same demon that attacked him ten thousand years ago so he uses his stag like body to kick Archie in his privates. Ouch.
Archimonde, in a fitting set of irony, was zerg rushed and crushed underneith a pile of treants. He will not be missed...Except by the World Tree, who is still waiting for his call back.
The World Tree throws a tantrum...and a few roots. One that may or may not have hit a certain druggy.
Kael'thas checks himself out in his golden Fel-Mirror, a gift from his long lost love, Illidan, and notices how effeminate he is, therefore crushing his "manly" ego. He decides to get it back, by attacking the enemy with sticks and harsh language (WC3!). Turns out rifles and fel-blades are a tad more effective than the sticks and curses.
Rhonin jumps off a cliff and lands in the water trying to get attention...he is mauled by Murlocs
-CotH

The story so far.. I might continue writing this into a notepad file..
Jeneal jumps into the water. "HAHAHAHAHA!" She turns into a seal.
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Rhonin - 70
Gul'dan - 60
Zul'jin - 35
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 15

Gul'Dan tries to drink some of Archimonde's blood after he was trampled. Poor Gul'Dan got a mouth full of painful, magical splinters!
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Rhonin - 70
Gul'dan - 60
Zul'jin - 25
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 15

Gul'dan and Rhonin throw a Hawaii-themed Party. Zul'jin decides to come along and busts a move with Kael'thas. The elf only laughs as Zul'jin busts more then just a move...anybody want a hip fragment?
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Rhonin - 70
Gul'dan - 60
Zul'jin - 25
Cenarius - 25
Kael'thas - 5


Said hip fragment broke the toe-nails of a lesser then manly elf.


Also, I'm back babeh.
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

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