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Lance's Bored-on-the-Bus Fun Facts Thread
#1
There's a suitcase poking me in my ribs; there's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me; hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens; I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again to let a couple more freaks get on
Look out!
Another one rides the bus!



Oh yeah, you read that right. Except I'm not bored. I'm never bored when I can kick around on my computer.

8:00 - Departed promptly. This bus is spectacular, really. It's a double-decker and I'm on the top tier looking out on the world. Check it, farmland. Don't let anyone tell you Iowa is flat land. Did you know that the glacier of the last ice age actually came to a stop in Iowa? It actually shaped the land here and it's cool to think about all these hills having been glacially formed.

8:30 - Have tried about 30 thousand times to access WoW. No dice. Maybe I'll get some profiles done without the distraction? Probably not.

Current Music: Another One Rides the Bus, Weird Al

Stay tuned.
10:00 a.m. Megabus ate my post. :/ Curse yooooou!

We are in... Iowa City making a stop. Isn't that a creative name? There's a town in Iowa called What Cheer. Straight up. How would you like to live in What Cheer?

ITT: Iowa is weird, man.

Current Music: Mists of Avalon - Lancelet and Gwenhwyfar Say Farewell
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When home is far behind and ever the long roads wind,
I keep your memory in my mind; one day I'll repay in kind.
For so long as I've gone and so far I've wandered,
The evening star to me you are.


Lancelet Ardanos - Treading the never-ending road
Domaris Dawnstriker (Firebrand) - Conflicted Quel'dorei-at-heart
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10:50 a.m. - The morning is going quickly, wow! No, we were not hijacked, thankfully.

I cannot wait to go to the land of animu. Horses in a field. Did you know a horse's heart beats around 40 times a minute (I typed second, derp)? One of the most famous racehorses of all time was named Secretariat. When a necropsy was performed on him after death, his heart was estimated to be approximately 22 pounds (10 kg), 2.75 times larger than the average horse's heart. It was this unusual trait that helped him to win the Belmont Stakes, a 1-1/2 mile dirt track, in 2 minutes 24 seconds. This record has yet to be surpassed.

Music: Garden - Late-Show
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When home is far behind and ever the long roads wind,
I keep your memory in my mind; one day I'll repay in kind.
For so long as I've gone and so far I've wandered,
The evening star to me you are.


Lancelet Ardanos - Treading the never-ending road
Domaris Dawnstriker (Firebrand) - Conflicted Quel'dorei-at-heart
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12:10 p.m. - My butt really hurts. :|

Current Music: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
1:00 p.m. - Clouds are rolling in overhead!! Possible thunderbolts and lightning. Potential to be very, very frightening. WILL OUR INTREPID VOYAGER SURVIVE THE PERILOUS JOURNEY??

...the wi-fi went out again. First world problems.

Fun Fact of the Hour: Cash money is a good thing if you're poor. Get some cash money, then get some more.
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When home is far behind and ever the long roads wind,
I keep your memory in my mind; one day I'll repay in kind.
For so long as I've gone and so far I've wandered,
The evening star to me you are.


Lancelet Ardanos - Treading the never-ending road
Domaris Dawnstriker (Firebrand) - Conflicted Quel'dorei-at-heart
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1:29 p.m. - Chicago approaches. It is time to sign off and wish you folks well. Gotta put my Kevlar vest on.

Kidding. I think.

Current Music: Hngggg excited thoughts
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When home is far behind and ever the long roads wind,
I keep your memory in my mind; one day I'll repay in kind.
For so long as I've gone and so far I've wandered,
The evening star to me you are.


Lancelet Ardanos - Treading the never-ending road
Domaris Dawnstriker (Firebrand) - Conflicted Quel'dorei-at-heart
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