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Moose has a strange sense of humor.
#1
And too much time on my hands.

1. http://www.fanfiction.net/
2. Category: Books > Twilight > First Fanfic on the List
3. ???
4. This, if you can call it profit:

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( Made from http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5473751/1/The_Turn )

Shall I continue? [Y] [N]

Don't read ahead. >:V
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#2
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Crunchym8: Work tomorrow at a greenhouse, followed by a D&D session. Aw fel yeaahhh I can't be more hardcore.
Crunchym8: WE'RE PLANTING THE MUMS AND THE DAYLILLIES TOMORROW AND IF WE HAVE TIME SNAPDRAGONS
Crunchym8: I AM SO MANLY.
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#3
I don't get it... At all...

But I say forge onward anyway!
As someone wise once said, the important thing is never to be fearless or confident. Most people have more than enough trouble with both. The trick is to fake it, because if you learn to fake it properly, it's the same thing as actually having confidence.
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#4
If you don't get it, don't worry.

. . . I didn't understand what I was seeing either.
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#5
Y/f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
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#6
What is this I don't even..
Jeneal jumps into the water. "HAHAHAHAHA!" She turns into a seal.
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#7
I read to chapter five... And now, I'm a Connoisseur of appalling fan fictions, and while this isn't a My Immortal, per se...

Quote:He picked me up and threw me up on a locker."Give me some money!"he he threw back his fist and punched me in the face.

...What.




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#8
... I skimmed to chapter seven and my arm, which is in no position to do so, fell asleep.

I took this as an omen and closed the tab.

I still think Moose should continue, however.
As someone wise once said, the important thing is never to be fearless or confident. Most people have more than enough trouble with both. The trick is to fake it, because if you learn to fake it properly, it's the same thing as actually having confidence.
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#9
I told you not to read ahead! :<

I gave up on the dots, and Twilight doesn't count because it was intentionally bad. I'm sorry did I say Twilight I meant My Immortal.

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#10
LoL, this is so an 'in your face' to twilight, haha, so Yes, keep going XD

EDIT: >.> @ chapter 2
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#11
She's too happy looking. D:

Bella should constantly look like she can smell the actor that plays Edward.
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#12
NO BELLA LOOK LIKE HAPPY SUNSHINE RAINBOWS

Apologies for the text, I couldn't fit it all on at the normal size.

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#13
Moose Wrote:[/color]I gave up on the dots, and Twilight doesn't count because it was intentionally bad. I'm sorry did I say Twilight I meant My Immortal.

I don't know, at times my faith in humanity is low enough I can easily believe that My Immortal was legitimate.

That's how low it is.

:<




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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#14
MI was a joke.
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#15
But... 44 chapters... What kind of god do I need to pray to to get that kind of willpower

Anyway, these pictures... Awesome. It also lets me read the fanfic without my eyes bleeding.




Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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