Raaagggeee!

[Aeonar]

...*hides burned toast, takes out flower* Uh, happy birthday!

But seriously. If he was any kind of guy, he could've at the VERY least wished her a happy birthday. Yeesh, some people. If I were gay, i'd totally turn straight. Damn, us guys need to get our act together!

[Qaza]

*blinks* Y'know, I have very little rage that doesn't dissipate within an hour or so, less time if I have someone to talk to or loud music to play.

I do have a couple good Moron Stories from my oh-so-wonderful job as an intern at a local internet service provider. (I was supposed to be a graphic arts intern, but the artist was on vacation the whole time, so I ended up in... tech support. That's right, a seventeen year old girl (at the time) answering tech support calls.)

Even among the drug-addled calls about the legality of porn and the gentleman with an accent thick enough that I couldn't understand him reciting the alphabet, one caller stood out:

"How may I help you?"

"I'M FREAKIN' SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR DAMN COMPANY!! I PAID FOR YOUR GODDAMN SERVICE AND I CAN'T GET ON THE FREAKIN' INTERNET!"

"I'm sorry to hear that, sir, and I'd like to help. Did you install the program on your computer and follow the directions that--"

"YES I FOLLOWED THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS! JUST CANCEL MY FREAKIN' ACCOUNT, YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!"

"Sir, if you'll allow me a moment, I'd like you to check a common problem. Can you locate the cable that goes to your modem and make sure it's plugged in all the way?"

"...Modem?"

"Yes, sir, you need a modem to connect to the internet."

*click*



I can proudly say that I did not start laughing until AFTER he hung up.

[Aeonar]

...Then you've got excellent mental control. I would have started laughing my... Well, laughing, as soon as he said "Modem?"

[Hawk]

About the cooking, it's the thought that counts. I'd like to think that if I burnt the kitchen she'd- ... Nevermind. She'd throw the meal at my face, then slap me. Then I'd buy her something pretty. :3 Probably wouldn't help, but it's the thought that counts. I'd like t- ... Nevermind.

But the point is, I'd do SOMETHING for my GF on her Birthday.

E.G. Take her out somewhere, get her a gift, and something else nice that pops into my head. Nice views are the specialty.

And Qaza... LOL.

I applaud you for not bursting out laughing until he hung up. I would never be able to do that.

[NarijikaOdasako]

Keep the thread going! I'm glad to read all these little moments of anger!

[Aeonar]

Quick everyone. Rage more. Nari feeds off our suffering.

*runs away* Kidding, don't kill me!

Here's another, just for you, Nari. Another bus story. [BEGINRANT]

'Kay. Got in a fight on the bus one time, not a fistfight YET, but more of a verbal sparring match between me and some guy. Bus driver kicked us both off. I fackin' RAGED. I didn't even start the damn fight. 'Course, this was back in ninth grade all those years ago, but still. Gr...
...Public transportation sucks.

...[/ENDRANT]

[Cressy]

...Oh, and Cressy? Punch Chris in the FACE for me. What kind of ass does that to his girlfriend on her BIRTHDAY?! Or any day for that matter?!

I did. >> And I threatened to break up with him.

He was not to pleased. Though he did get off his ass to get me Chinese food.

THOUGH I DIDN'T GET FLOWERS OR ANYTHING.


RAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Cressy]

Bus stories eh...?

When I was a freshmen in highschool, I would ride the bus on occasion when it wouldn't rain. Well, the one day out of the month of December that I ride it, we get a psycho bus sub to do our route. Well there is a small on ramp that almost does a three-sixty for us to get onto the bridge, and we tipped. -.-

And I was squirshed by two-hundred and fifty pounds of pure chunky kidness. -.-

Epic..? I think not.

Raggggeee

[Kialee]

I don't really stay angry longer than the situation in which I am RAAAAAAGing.
Sure, I cant get testy, but I get over it pretty quick.
(Which is why OOC drama with me lasts all of twelve seconds before I get bored. Not that a situation like that has ever occurred. /cough)

Although there was a semi-rage time when my mum got smashed and was trying to convice me I would never work anywhere other than Burger King.
(She insisted it was Burger King for some reason, even though there isn't one in a ninety mile radius.)

[TwilightDisciple]

Every time i look at this topic, i think of 'roid rage and start laughing.

[Krent]

This one time I was riding on a bike and then I fell off.

[Kialee]

I just whacked my thumb while trying to put the arms back on my office chair.
I have such a rage-filled life.

[TwilightDisciple]

One time I was cleaning my room, and I saw a dollar. I thought it was a $1, and it turned out to be $100.

RAAAAGE!

[Hawk]

One time I was listening to iPod, my mum said something while I was walking to the computer

"Josh? Can you do something please?"
"What?" I turned around to get a cupboard, which FOR SOME REASON was fully opened, which then my head smacked into, causing me to look like I slipped on a banana peel.

It. Hurt. Like. Hell. RAAAAAAGGEEEE.


And another! The fun never ends.



When I was about... 3 or 4 years old (Might've been 5) you know you get those iddy biddy troublemakers at school? Well, I had one of the most embarassing days of my life because of him. He pulled by pants AND underwear infront of the ENTIRE playground. I chased him, kicked him then walked off. I wish I broke his face. I get pissed off when I actually think of that retard.

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Mikain]

I just read Hawk's signature!

RAGE!