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...*hides burned toast, takes out flower* Uh, happy birthday!
But seriously. If he was any kind of guy, he could've at the VERY least wished her a happy birthday. Yeesh, some people. If I were gay, i'd totally turn straight. Damn, us guys need to get our act together!
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*blinks* Y'know, I have very little rage that doesn't dissipate within an hour or so, less time if I have someone to talk to or loud music to play.
I do have a couple good Moron Stories from my oh-so-wonderful job as an intern at a local internet service provider. (I was supposed to be a graphic arts intern, but the artist was on vacation the whole time, so I ended up in... tech support. That's right, a seventeen year old girl (at the time) answering tech support calls.)
Even among the drug-addled calls about the legality of porn and the gentleman with an accent thick enough that I couldn't understand him reciting the alphabet, one caller stood out:
"How may I help you?"
"I'M FREAKIN' SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR DAMN COMPANY!! I PAID FOR YOUR GODDAMN SERVICE AND I CAN'T GET ON THE FREAKIN' INTERNET!"
"I'm sorry to hear that, sir, and I'd like to help. Did you install the program on your computer and follow the directions that--"
"YES I FOLLOWED THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS! JUST CANCEL MY FREAKIN' ACCOUNT, YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!"
"Sir, if you'll allow me a moment, I'd like you to check a common problem. Can you locate the cable that goes to your modem and make sure it's plugged in all the way?"
"...Modem?"
"Yes, sir, you need a modem to connect to the internet."
*click*
I can proudly say that I did not start laughing until AFTER he hung up.
"We are here on earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
~Kurt Vonnegut
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...Then you've got excellent mental control. I would have started laughing my... Well, laughing, as soon as he said "Modem?"
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About the cooking, it's the thought that counts. I'd like to think that if I burnt the kitchen she'd- ... Nevermind. She'd throw the meal at my face, then slap me. Then I'd buy her something pretty. :3 Probably wouldn't help, but it's the thought that counts. I'd like t- ... Nevermind.
But the point is, I'd do SOMETHING for my GF on her Birthday.
E.G. Take her out somewhere, get her a gift, and something else nice that pops into my head. Nice views are the specialty.
And Qaza... LOL.
I applaud you for not bursting out laughing until he hung up. I would never be able to do that.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Keep the thread going! I'm glad to read all these little moments of anger!
Huh, I guess I am what my main is. o.O
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Quick everyone. Rage more. Nari feeds off our suffering.
*runs away* Kidding, don't kill me!
Here's another, just for you, Nari. Another bus story. [BEGINRANT]
'Kay. Got in a fight on the bus one time, not a fistfight YET, but more of a verbal sparring match between me and some guy. Bus driver kicked us both off. I fackin' RAGED. I didn't even start the damn fight. 'Course, this was back in ninth grade all those years ago, but still. Gr...
...Public transportation sucks.
...[/ENDRANT]
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Aeonar Wrote:...Oh, and Cressy? Punch Chris in the FACE for me. What kind of ass does that to his girlfriend on her BIRTHDAY?! Or any day for that matter?!
I did. >> And I threatened to break up with him.
He was not to pleased. Though he did get off his ass to get me Chinese food.
THOUGH I DIDN'T GET FLOWERS OR ANYTHING.
RAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bus stories eh...?
When I was a freshmen in highschool, I would ride the bus on occasion when it wouldn't rain. Well, the one day out of the month of December that I ride it, we get a psycho bus sub to do our route. Well there is a small on ramp that almost does a three-sixty for us to get onto the bridge, and we tipped. -.-
And I was squirshed by two-hundred and fifty pounds of pure chunky kidness. -.-
Epic..? I think not.
Raggggeee
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I don't really stay angry longer than the situation in which I am RAAAAAAGing.
Sure, I cant get testy, but I get over it pretty quick.
(Which is why OOC drama with me lasts all of twelve seconds before I get bored. Not that a situation like that has ever occurred. /cough)
Although there was a semi-rage time when my mum got smashed and was trying to convice me I would never work anywhere other than Burger King.
(She insisted it was Burger King for some reason, even though there isn't one in a ninety mile radius.)
I need a life.
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Every time i look at this topic, i think of 'roid rage and start laughing.
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This one time I was riding on a bike and then I fell off.
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I just whacked my thumb while trying to put the arms back on my office chair.
I have such a rage-filled life.
I need a life.
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One time I was cleaning my room, and I saw a dollar. I thought it was a $1, and it turned out to be $100.
RAAAAGE!
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One time I was listening to iPod, my mum said something while I was walking to the computer
"Josh? Can you do something please?"
"What?" I turned around to get a cupboard, which FOR SOME REASON was fully opened, which then my head smacked into, causing me to look like I slipped on a banana peel.
It. Hurt. Like. Hell. RAAAAAAGGEEEE.
And another! The fun never ends.
When I was about... 3 or 4 years old (Might've been 5) you know you get those iddy biddy troublemakers at school? Well, I had one of the most embarassing days of my life because of him. He pulled by pants AND underwear infront of the ENTIRE playground. I chased him, kicked him then walked off. I wish I broke his face. I get pissed off when I actually think of that retard.
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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I just read Hawk's signature!
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