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Objective: List WoW's many commandments, as spoken by the gods of WoW.
Commandment #1: Thou shalt obey the other commandments.
"I am but a blade in the crowd..."
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I'm not entirely sure how it works, but here goes. This one's a quote from Alamo, maker of the infamous Druid guide.
Commandment #2: Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank.
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Commandment 3: Thou shall turn growl off for thy pet whilst in an instance.
Hatchi: Your story is boring me. Don't worry, I'll add some excitement.
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Commandment 4:
Thou shalt not rock the boat whilst in travel across the great seas, or thou SHALT fall off, and thou SHALT take fatigue damage, and thou SHALT DIE IN MIDDLE OF YONDER OCEAN.
"Time is our greatest teacher. Unfortunately, it kills most of its' pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Commandment #5: Do not covet thy neighbor's arena rating, for next patch his gear shalt be offered unto you for a pittance by Blizzard's holy welfare program.
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Commandment #6: Thou shalt not use Fear and blame thine tank for a wipe.
"I am but a blade in the crowd..."
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Commandment #7: Thou shalt not need plate armor unless thou can useth it.
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Commandment#8: Thou shalt not repeatedly kill thy opponent, as frustration is inevitable.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Commandment #9: Thou shalt not resist the urge to leap from ridiculously high places.
"We are here on earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
~Kurt Vonnegut
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Commandment#10: Thou shalt not ninja thy neighbour's loot.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Commandment (*Number Symbol here*, It is there. Look Harder.) 11: Thou shalt not tank if thou beest DPS, or without a shield.
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War!
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Commandment #12: Thou shalt not default all weapons AND that blindfold to the hunter.
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Commandment #13: Thine Rogue shalt not take aggro from thy tank.
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Commandment#14: Thou shalt not teabag a player who has fallen to thine wrath.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Commandment #(found it!)15: Thou shalt go into yonder barrens to talk insessantly about Chuck Norris and swear constantly.
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War!
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