WoW's Commandments

[Twentilla]

Objective: List WoW's many commandments, as spoken by the gods of WoW.

Commandment #1: Thou shalt obey the other commandments.

[Kaghuros]

I'm not entirely sure how it works, but here goes. This one's a quote from Alamo, maker of the infamous Druid guide.

Commandment #2: Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank.

[Cashe132]

Commandment 3: Thou shall turn growl off for thy pet whilst in an instance.

[JezusBagels]

Commandment 4:

Thou shalt not rock the boat whilst in travel across the great seas, or thou SHALT fall off, and thou SHALT take fatigue damage, and thou SHALT DIE IN MIDDLE OF YONDER OCEAN.

[Kaghuros]

Commandment #5: Do not covet thy neighbor's arena rating, for next patch his gear shalt be offered unto you for a pittance by Blizzard's holy welfare program.

[Twentilla]

Commandment #6: Thou shalt not use Fear and blame thine tank for a wipe.

[Harmonic]

Commandment #7: Thou shalt not need plate armor unless thou can useth it.

[Hawk]

Commandment#8: Thou shalt not repeatedly kill thy opponent, as frustration is inevitable.

[Qaza]

Commandment #9: Thou shalt not resist the urge to leap from ridiculously high places.

[Hawk]

Commandment#10: Thou shalt not ninja thy neighbour's loot.

[Killachipmunk]

Commandment (*Number Symbol here*, It is there. Look Harder.) 11: Thou shalt not tank if thou beest DPS, or without a shield.

[TwilightDisciple]

Commandment #12: Thou shalt not default all weapons AND that blindfold to the hunter.

[Harmonic]

Commandment #13: Thine Rogue shalt not take aggro from thy tank.

[Hawk]

Commandment#14: Thou shalt not teabag a player who has fallen to thine wrath.

[Killachipmunk]

Commandment #(found it!)15: Thou shalt go into yonder barrens to talk insessantly about Chuck Norris and swear constantly.