Wrath of the Lich King brings a solution to AFK'ers

[Killachipmunk]

Blizzard have seen the problem with all the people randomly going AFK, and if there's an emergency, there's no way to contact them!

But now there is, with the latest expansion, they addressed the issue with this,
The Doorknocker Helmet.



It's sleek design ensures you can always carry one, yet the heavy ring means you can beat the brains out of your friend if they don't answer the first time.

This is the future of Ninja AFKers, and instance by-the-entrance-getting-your-loot-xp-and-gold-ers!

Product is in no way endorsed by Chipmunk Incorperated, costs 50g, product pictured is Orc-sized Niffelvar colours, Chipmunk Incorperated and Blizzard Entertainment are in no way responsible for ninjas or severe brain damage. Colours, Styles and Sizes may differ from those pictured above.

[IronTrooper]

Oh, oh! I want one!

Where is model so I can try it?

*knocks with ring* Yay!

[Killachipmunk]

The 4 base ones are Garmaul, Njord, Skom and Niffelvar.

[Kaghuros]

Heh, that's like the "Shanky Rogue Hat" which I should find a picture of sometime. Why use daggers when you have a foot-long horn on your head?

[Tyr]

I'd be so irritated on that helmet after, like, five minutes of doing some activity. Like your character isn't stressed enough; now the helmet has to punish him/her for it? Gah!