https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/ Mon, 27 Apr 2026 20:41:11 +0000 MyBB https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39262.html Tue, 22 May 2018 05:39:22 -0700 Moana]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39262.html Myself Moana and I'am here to introduce myself.I am from India.
Forum is where you can get answer to any kind of questions with different thoughts in it.
Anybody here to welcome me.

Regards,
Moana]]> Myself Moana and I'am here to introduce myself.I am from India.
Forum is where you can get answer to any kind of questions with different thoughts in it.
Anybody here to welcome me.

Regards,
Moana]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39246.html Wed, 22 Jul 2015 08:30:23 -0700 Saevar]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39246.html First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
Hello there! I'm from Greece, 27 y.o, been RPing in TTRPGs/PnPRPGs for 12-15 years and in MMOs for the past 3. I haven't RPed much in WoW however I find it exciting.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I'm from Greece, as mentioned above, thus the language is Greek.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
A google search on "WoW RP private servers" did the trick.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Fantasy settings mostly. However I did like SWTOR RP untill recently. I do prefer the traditional dice rolls and elaborate emoting systems however I can adapt to whatever as long as it interests me.

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:
My favorite game is and will be Final Fantasy 8. However, in my top 5 list apart from FF8 are NWN, NWN2, HoMMIV and Morrowind

What are your expectations of this community?:
I have no expectations yet. Once I get to know you people, we can speak of this again.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
I'd say Seperate IC/OOC at all times. I've seen many a good RP communities destroyed out of such trivial things.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
If I get to know you, I would be more than happy to post an attempt of an english-translated short story of mine.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
I am loyal. To the end. However, if you try and betray this loyalty in any way I will do my worst. I strongly believe in "Don't do to others what you don't want done to yourself" so that's always something to keep in mind.
I'm coming off quite strongly usually but I'm fairly level headed and friendly.
That would be all. Thank you.]]> First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
Hello there! I'm from Greece, 27 y.o, been RPing in TTRPGs/PnPRPGs for 12-15 years and in MMOs for the past 3. I haven't RPed much in WoW however I find it exciting.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I'm from Greece, as mentioned above, thus the language is Greek.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
A google search on "WoW RP private servers" did the trick.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Fantasy settings mostly. However I did like SWTOR RP untill recently. I do prefer the traditional dice rolls and elaborate emoting systems however I can adapt to whatever as long as it interests me.

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:
My favorite game is and will be Final Fantasy 8. However, in my top 5 list apart from FF8 are NWN, NWN2, HoMMIV and Morrowind

What are your expectations of this community?:
I have no expectations yet. Once I get to know you people, we can speak of this again.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
I'd say Seperate IC/OOC at all times. I've seen many a good RP communities destroyed out of such trivial things.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
If I get to know you, I would be more than happy to post an attempt of an english-translated short story of mine.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
I am loyal. To the end. However, if you try and betray this loyalty in any way I will do my worst. I strongly believe in "Don't do to others what you don't want done to yourself" so that's always something to keep in mind.
I'm coming off quite strongly usually but I'm fairly level headed and friendly.
That would be all. Thank you.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39243.html Wed, 01 Jul 2015 15:33:41 -0700 Kainue]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39243.html
It's been quite awhile since I've pondered about these forums. I seem to have missed quite a lot in the passed half decade. It's unfortunate to see that our beloved RP server has finally been met with the dreaded DMCA. I still have fond memories of days long gone now. No matter, I hope that everyone will still stick around in hopes that we can keep this community alive regardless of the loss. On that note...Hello again to the familiar ones and hello for the first time to the newer folks that I have not met yet. I look forward to getting to know you. ]]>
It's been quite awhile since I've pondered about these forums. I seem to have missed quite a lot in the passed half decade. It's unfortunate to see that our beloved RP server has finally been met with the dreaded DMCA. I still have fond memories of days long gone now. No matter, I hope that everyone will still stick around in hopes that we can keep this community alive regardless of the loss. On that note...Hello again to the familiar ones and hello for the first time to the newer folks that I have not met yet. I look forward to getting to know you. ]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39239.html Sat, 23 May 2015 04:44:10 -0700 GaJyT]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39239.html ]]> ]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39238.html Sat, 16 May 2015 18:29:14 -0700 Beoreson]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39238.html First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
I have been Rping for 3 years now, I was DMing and playing ADnD. I play online quite a bit, an am available most days.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
English, America

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
I googled "private server RP" and the website caught my eye.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I enjoy everything but dark RP, I can tolerate some but, I can't go though a whole game set in it.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
wow, and random internet games

What are your expectations of this community?:
To find friendly people to RP with, I know the server is closed.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
Tolerance, I can't stand people fighting over dumb stuff, that if they just said,"Cool, I believe something else but, I respect what you are saying."]]> First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
I have been Rping for 3 years now, I was DMing and playing ADnD. I play online quite a bit, an am available most days.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
English, America

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
I googled "private server RP" and the website caught my eye.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I enjoy everything but dark RP, I can tolerate some but, I can't go though a whole game set in it.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
wow, and random internet games

What are your expectations of this community?:
To find friendly people to RP with, I know the server is closed.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
Tolerance, I can't stand people fighting over dumb stuff, that if they just said,"Cool, I believe something else but, I respect what you are saying."]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39235.html Fri, 24 Apr 2015 11:23:31 -0700 Ukrainieccc]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39235.html First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
Hello! I've been playing video games since I was very young, but my roleplaying experience is nearly one year. First I started to roleplay in a game called Gothic 2 - well known in middle Europe. Then I went to roleplaying in Neverwinter Nights and I liked and still like roleplaying there but I am not a master of D&D world and WoW lore is(I hope) better known by me.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I come from Poland and my primary language is polish.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
Well... I played many RP WoW servers and now it's time to try this one out . I've found you through site called google.com.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I enjoy almost every kind of roleplay. The only kind of RP I despise is non-mature roleplay.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
I mostly play casual games for now like Counter Strike: Global offensive and Dota 2. I still play Neverwinter Nights and roleplay there but I think Dota 2 is my favourite game for now as it doesn't bore me even I played for a pretty long time. Both Dota 2 and Counter Strike requires you to use your brain and plan every move you make and that's how I like it. Even one little mistake can make you fall.

What are your expectations of this community?:
I expect you to accept me. Nothing more.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
I think the one called "Godmoding". I hate powergaming in RP.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
Once upon a time there was a great here who slain many foes of humanity. He was already pretty old and decided to retire. He built his house at the edge of the forest where he hoped to find peace. But the village people once again came to him and asked for his aid in their fight. They pleaded to the hero: "Help us defeat the dreaded hunter of the night!". He had no objections and started preparing himself for the last journey in his life which will end happily or grimly as the demon who opressed poor people was the migtiest of all enemies our hero met. With the light of the sun he finished his preparation but the witch from the forest came to his cabin and warned him of the perils: "Not a mere fiend you will be fighting but a true demon lord!". But that didn't scare him. He pused away the woman and set off to find death or glory.
Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Do you know what color is apple, rose, grass...? Who the hell painted it?]]> First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:
Hello! I've been playing video games since I was very young, but my roleplaying experience is nearly one year. First I started to roleplay in a game called Gothic 2 - well known in middle Europe. Then I went to roleplaying in Neverwinter Nights and I liked and still like roleplaying there but I am not a master of D&D world and WoW lore is(I hope) better known by me.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I come from Poland and my primary language is polish.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
Well... I played many RP WoW servers and now it's time to try this one out . I've found you through site called google.com.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I enjoy almost every kind of roleplay. The only kind of RP I despise is non-mature roleplay.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
I mostly play casual games for now like Counter Strike: Global offensive and Dota 2. I still play Neverwinter Nights and roleplay there but I think Dota 2 is my favourite game for now as it doesn't bore me even I played for a pretty long time. Both Dota 2 and Counter Strike requires you to use your brain and plan every move you make and that's how I like it. Even one little mistake can make you fall.

What are your expectations of this community?:
I expect you to accept me. Nothing more.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
I think the one called "Godmoding". I hate powergaming in RP.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
Once upon a time there was a great here who slain many foes of humanity. He was already pretty old and decided to retire. He built his house at the edge of the forest where he hoped to find peace. But the village people once again came to him and asked for his aid in their fight. They pleaded to the hero: "Help us defeat the dreaded hunter of the night!". He had no objections and started preparing himself for the last journey in his life which will end happily or grimly as the demon who opressed poor people was the migtiest of all enemies our hero met. With the light of the sun he finished his preparation but the witch from the forest came to his cabin and warned him of the perils: "Not a mere fiend you will be fighting but a true demon lord!". But that didn't scare him. He pused away the woman and set off to find death or glory.
Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Do you know what color is apple, rose, grass...? Who the hell painted it?]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39226.html Wed, 04 Mar 2015 13:47:41 -0800 agentscholar]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39226.html First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

I have played WoW since 4.3, I've both played on America and Chinese server, but only RP on Chinese server. Before I even start WoW I was already a fan of the lore, I am a fan of most of the games' lore, if they makes enough sense. I am quite devoted to Blizzard franchises, especially Starcraft, I do forum RP of StarCraft too.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I am from China, but I have been living in America for very long. I speak Mandarin and English very fluent.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
Through a friend's recommendation. I think private server or forum RP is more flexible.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I prefer being a soldier, I am an angel with a shotgun.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
Strategy games, fantasy, MMO. I apply some strategy in roleplay too. I play Starcraft II, DotA2, Torchlight 1&2, RuneScape, Heroes of the Storm.

What are your expectations of this community?:
I wish to find a big organization, and people who have some specific understanding of the lore. I also want to interact with more races of both faction, most Chinese players are human.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
Tolerance, that's what Chinese Roleplayers lack of, they always play some politics. And then hijacking threads, Chinese also do that a lot.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
http://youtu.be/VUaMm758XSM The guy who commands soldiers to shoot is me, I hope this can tell you better how much I understand my role.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Do we use any DnD elements? I personally don't think they apply to WoW that well.]]> First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

I have played WoW since 4.3, I've both played on America and Chinese server, but only RP on Chinese server. Before I even start WoW I was already a fan of the lore, I am a fan of most of the games' lore, if they makes enough sense. I am quite devoted to Blizzard franchises, especially Starcraft, I do forum RP of StarCraft too.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I am from China, but I have been living in America for very long. I speak Mandarin and English very fluent.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:
Through a friend's recommendation. I think private server or forum RP is more flexible.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I prefer being a soldier, I am an angel with a shotgun.

What sorts of games do you generally play?  Tell us a few of your favorites!:
Strategy games, fantasy, MMO. I apply some strategy in roleplay too. I play Starcraft II, DotA2, Torchlight 1&2, RuneScape, Heroes of the Storm.

What are your expectations of this community?:
I wish to find a big organization, and people who have some specific understanding of the lore. I also want to interact with more races of both faction, most Chinese players are human.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:
Tolerance, that's what Chinese Roleplayers lack of, they always play some politics. And then hijacking threads, Chinese also do that a lot.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:
http://youtu.be/VUaMm758XSM The guy who commands soldiers to shoot is me, I hope this can tell you better how much I understand my role.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Do we use any DnD elements? I personally don't think they apply to WoW that well.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39225.html Fri, 27 Feb 2015 19:30:33 -0800 ReallyFatIRL]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39225.html https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39222.html Tue, 24 Feb 2015 14:03:40 -0800 Dasler]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39222.html
First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

I have been a playing games for years. I love world of warcraft the lore, the animatinos even the constant spamming in the trade chats. I was involved in RP last year for the first time and I liked it and since then I been searching for servers with RP. I was pretty good in letting my imagination loose.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:

I will keep my birthplace a secret for now. I can speak English

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:

After countless hours of searching in google and hundreds of forums

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:

Well I Enjoy playing a Scout,Spy and the guy that turns evil at the end As long as there are good and bad count me in

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:

Strategies mostly, I don't like First Person Shooters. One of my favorite games are Warcraft Series, Age of Empires and Rome

What are your expectations of this community?:

Well,I really would like a community where the words: Noob, *ay, F***ot, and F**k doesn't exist, or atleast not commonly used. So I would say I expect non-rude and more supportive players

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:

Tolerance totally , Understanding a person can totally make a huge diffrense not only ingame, but in his real life trough the game

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:

"It's Lost! It's Lost!" Sharp shout was running through the deep forest!
"Protect the young!" A mother forced to hide her child from the upcomming thread.
A rampaging horde with bodies strong and scared as like they have been forged in hell.
An Army ! So vast and strong that even the mountains bow before their mighty march.
Surely the home of the noble elf's was doomed ! As a young elf watching hidden under the wooden floor
She witness the crimes being committed, as the child's heart beats in fear ,yet so strong and steady
Every single part of her yelled "Vengeance" when she saw her father killed in battle without hesitating
the young one escaped the safe place grabbed her Bow and arrows that were the last gift from her family
And made a shot . The arrow glided between the warriors and building and pierced the skull of her father's killer
As the warriors spotted her they charged but the kid escaped deep in the forest.
"Don't Chase" said the commander of the troops "The hounds like the food when it is running"
"Release the War-dogs!"


Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:

Ye, About the U for you and 4 for For I promise to not use it when in action but if not on play I cant promise]]>
First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

I have been a playing games for years. I love world of warcraft the lore, the animatinos even the constant spamming in the trade chats. I was involved in RP last year for the first time and I liked it and since then I been searching for servers with RP. I was pretty good in letting my imagination loose.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:

I will keep my birthplace a secret for now. I can speak English

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:

After countless hours of searching in google and hundreds of forums

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:

Well I Enjoy playing a Scout,Spy and the guy that turns evil at the end As long as there are good and bad count me in

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:

Strategies mostly, I don't like First Person Shooters. One of my favorite games are Warcraft Series, Age of Empires and Rome

What are your expectations of this community?:

Well,I really would like a community where the words: Noob, *ay, F***ot, and F**k doesn't exist, or atleast not commonly used. So I would say I expect non-rude and more supportive players

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:

Tolerance totally , Understanding a person can totally make a huge diffrense not only ingame, but in his real life trough the game

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:

"It's Lost! It's Lost!" Sharp shout was running through the deep forest!
"Protect the young!" A mother forced to hide her child from the upcomming thread.
A rampaging horde with bodies strong and scared as like they have been forged in hell.
An Army ! So vast and strong that even the mountains bow before their mighty march.
Surely the home of the noble elf's was doomed ! As a young elf watching hidden under the wooden floor
She witness the crimes being committed, as the child's heart beats in fear ,yet so strong and steady
Every single part of her yelled "Vengeance" when she saw her father killed in battle without hesitating
the young one escaped the safe place grabbed her Bow and arrows that were the last gift from her family
And made a shot . The arrow glided between the warriors and building and pierced the skull of her father's killer
As the warriors spotted her they charged but the kid escaped deep in the forest.
"Don't Chase" said the commander of the troops "The hounds like the food when it is running"
"Release the War-dogs!"


Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:

Ye, About the U for you and 4 for For I promise to not use it when in action but if not on play I cant promise]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39212.html Mon, 16 Feb 2015 08:07:46 -0800 Servile]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39212.html First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

Hi, I'm Servile. For those who don't know, Servile means: having or showing an excessive willingness to serve or please others. Now that is out of the way, I began role playing when I was around ten years old, and have been a gamer nearly my entire life. Well, since I could hold a controller or my Gameboy colour. I blame my older brother, really. But, I more or less was introduced to WoW when my brother was playing it, and while he was in raids, I'd take his place while he was afk.
I started out sucking at video games, but now I'd like to say I have some decent skill, and an intense burning passion to play ALL the games.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:

I'm Canadian, eh. I speak the English.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:

I'm a nerd...I like WoW. I see CotH...and it be like, 'WANT.'
No, but in all honesty I've been looking for a good role play forum and was recommended this by my brother-who no longer has the time for CotH. So, I decided to join.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:

I enjoy ALL the role plays. Well...yeah, pretty much anything. I've tried all, enjoyed it. As long as I'm typing the words and doing the imagination, I'm happy. Though, bare with me when it comes to battle scenes.

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:

Again, ALL the games. I'm more into RPG, but really when it comes down to it, I like any and all.
My favourite would have to be Oblivion and Skyrim, as well as all the Dragon Age games.

What are your expectations of this community?:

I have no expectations, as long as everyone is respectful. Though, drama is everywhere, so I'm not going to set some huge expectation that no forum would ever be able to meet. As long as the mods and admin are fair, that's all I expect.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:

PG-13, given LOTS of people will only go to a forum for sex. Let me tell you a secret...role play sex is lame. I'd much rather go on in an awesome adventure without sex. Because, really, ain't nobody got time for that.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:

Hnng effort. Here's a little piece from a story I am currently writing.

Human are sheep, they fear the unknown, and tend to rely on any source that has any small amount of truth to it that has come to them. In no way, though, are we human. We are what humans would call, ‘mythical beings,’ but my dears, we are oh so very real. Here and now, I take you to the planet of Autros Raxen, where us ‘mythical beings’ live. Human beings came to our beloved planet merely five months ago, and already they have managed to destroy one of our forests. We have a large expansion of land, twice the size of their home planet Earth which they had destroyed over time and made incredibly uninhabitable. I am Uru-Lokesh, the dragon over ruler of our lovely planet. We have no rules on this planet, accept the pecking order that we have developed over time. Herbivores on the bottom, carnivores on top. Equines such as Kirin, Kelpie, Unicorns, etcetera are included in the top ruling beings, given their history of murdering many humans. We are a planet that despises the human race, and tolerate little to none of their existence.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:

Not at all.]]> First and foremost, tell us about yourself as a player/roleplayer/gamer:

Hi, I'm Servile. For those who don't know, Servile means: having or showing an excessive willingness to serve or please others. Now that is out of the way, I began role playing when I was around ten years old, and have been a gamer nearly my entire life. Well, since I could hold a controller or my Gameboy colour. I blame my older brother, really. But, I more or less was introduced to WoW when my brother was playing it, and while he was in raids, I'd take his place while he was afk.
I started out sucking at video games, but now I'd like to say I have some decent skill, and an intense burning passion to play ALL the games.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:

I'm Canadian, eh. I speak the English.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the community?:

I'm a nerd...I like WoW. I see CotH...and it be like, 'WANT.'
No, but in all honesty I've been looking for a good role play forum and was recommended this by my brother-who no longer has the time for CotH. So, I decided to join.

As we are a roleplaying community, what kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:

I enjoy ALL the role plays. Well...yeah, pretty much anything. I've tried all, enjoyed it. As long as I'm typing the words and doing the imagination, I'm happy. Though, bare with me when it comes to battle scenes.

What sorts of games do you generally play? Tell us a few of your favorites!:

Again, ALL the games. I'm more into RPG, but really when it comes down to it, I like any and all.
My favourite would have to be Oblivion and Skyrim, as well as all the Dragon Age games.

What are your expectations of this community?:

I have no expectations, as long as everyone is respectful. Though, drama is everywhere, so I'm not going to set some huge expectation that no forum would ever be able to meet. As long as the mods and admin are fair, that's all I expect.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our community, which appeals to you the most?:

PG-13, given LOTS of people will only go to a forum for sex. Let me tell you a secret...role play sex is lame. I'd much rather go on in an awesome adventure without sex. Because, really, ain't nobody got time for that.

Show off some of your roleplay skills with a story, if you'd like!:

Hnng effort. Here's a little piece from a story I am currently writing.

Human are sheep, they fear the unknown, and tend to rely on any source that has any small amount of truth to it that has come to them. In no way, though, are we human. We are what humans would call, ‘mythical beings,’ but my dears, we are oh so very real. Here and now, I take you to the planet of Autros Raxen, where us ‘mythical beings’ live. Human beings came to our beloved planet merely five months ago, and already they have managed to destroy one of our forests. We have a large expansion of land, twice the size of their home planet Earth which they had destroyed over time and made incredibly uninhabitable. I am Uru-Lokesh, the dragon over ruler of our lovely planet. We have no rules on this planet, accept the pecking order that we have developed over time. Herbivores on the bottom, carnivores on top. Equines such as Kirin, Kelpie, Unicorns, etcetera are included in the top ruling beings, given their history of murdering many humans. We are a planet that despises the human race, and tolerate little to none of their existence.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:

Not at all.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39199.html Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:59:44 -0800 Kretol]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39199.html
Please note that the WoW server is no more. We are currently in the process of reorganizing the site for other endeavors and gaming, but if you are only seeking to post an intro to join CotH for the server - STOP! We do not want you to waste the effort in joining only to find out the server is down.

That said, if you wish to join the community in other roleplay and gaming, feel free to submit an intro and join us! The introduction process has been adjusted to accommodate our new focus.]]>
Please note that the WoW server is no more. We are currently in the process of reorganizing the site for other endeavors and gaming, but if you are only seeking to post an intro to join CotH for the server - STOP! We do not want you to waste the effort in joining only to find out the server is down.

That said, if you wish to join the community in other roleplay and gaming, feel free to submit an intro and join us! The introduction process has been adjusted to accommodate our new focus.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39178.html Wed, 28 Jan 2015 10:17:45 -0800 Furion]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39178.html First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
Outgoing, funny, loving, team-friendly, honest. That's me, I like helping others, enjoying story, making new friends(with humour).

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
Slovakia. And my primary language is Slovak.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
Spotted this new game in the store. It was called Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos. And I just went and bought it. And was loving it from the first second of the intro.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
I wanted to play on a good RP server. So I just searched on google "WoW private RP server" and yours was the first on the list. So I clicked on it, browsed through pages and loved it.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Those kinds when you are paired with somebody. You slay some bad guys then you go on a pint of beer.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
My favourite race are Blood Elfs. And class, that is Mage. Blood Elfs because I was sad in WC3 when we destroyed their home and later in WC3:TFT in their particular campaign I loved their story. From being servants to humans, to forming alliance with Nagas, saving Illidan from the jaws of Maiev and conquering Outland.

What are your expectations of this server?:
To fulfill my needs as a RolePlay player.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
Rule about RolePlaying. I think that is very important rule to not make characters that are "Creators of the Universe" and that kind of stuff.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor?
Yes I would like to become Mentor when I fulfill all the criterias.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:
"Let me tell you a short tale child. It take's place long before you and I were born." Says the old man to an youngster.
"But how do you know it then?" Asks the youngster.
"Simply. It was told to me as I am going told it to you. Now listen carefully.

Then old man starts speaking. He is talking with a calm voice about something that happened in a village his ancestors come. The village had a mine nearby. And one day they found a mysterius remains of an unknown animal in that mine. Miners called everyone from the village to get a look and help determine to which creature they belong.
At last the Elder of the village comes a and takes a look. He then starts laughing.
"Why are you laughing Elder?" Asked the people of village.
"You are making such a uproar because of my dead dog".

"And that is the end, my child."

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Nothing on my mind right now.]]> First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
Outgoing, funny, loving, team-friendly, honest. That's me, I like helping others, enjoying story, making new friends(with humour).

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
Slovakia. And my primary language is Slovak.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
Spotted this new game in the store. It was called Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos. And I just went and bought it. And was loving it from the first second of the intro.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
I wanted to play on a good RP server. So I just searched on google "WoW private RP server" and yours was the first on the list. So I clicked on it, browsed through pages and loved it.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Those kinds when you are paired with somebody. You slay some bad guys then you go on a pint of beer.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
My favourite race are Blood Elfs. And class, that is Mage. Blood Elfs because I was sad in WC3 when we destroyed their home and later in WC3:TFT in their particular campaign I loved their story. From being servants to humans, to forming alliance with Nagas, saving Illidan from the jaws of Maiev and conquering Outland.

What are your expectations of this server?:
To fulfill my needs as a RolePlay player.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
Rule about RolePlaying. I think that is very important rule to not make characters that are "Creators of the Universe" and that kind of stuff.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor?
Yes I would like to become Mentor when I fulfill all the criterias.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:
"Let me tell you a short tale child. It take's place long before you and I were born." Says the old man to an youngster.
"But how do you know it then?" Asks the youngster.
"Simply. It was told to me as I am going told it to you. Now listen carefully.

Then old man starts speaking. He is talking with a calm voice about something that happened in a village his ancestors come. The village had a mine nearby. And one day they found a mysterius remains of an unknown animal in that mine. Miners called everyone from the village to get a look and help determine to which creature they belong.
At last the Elder of the village comes a and takes a look. He then starts laughing.
"Why are you laughing Elder?" Asked the people of village.
"You are making such a uproar because of my dead dog".

"And that is the end, my child."

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Nothing on my mind right now.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39177.html Tue, 27 Jan 2015 16:53:38 -0800 Cobollatin]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39177.html First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
I like just two games, warcraft and half life, and all games about this games, i have already 11 years playing warcraft. I also play games just for fun, but about the games like warcraft, the rp is more than just fun, is like to make real a book, and what is better than warcraft books.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
Peru, Spanish

How did you get into Warcraft?:
I have played warcraft since 2004, start with warcraft II in the Dos Box, after that i play Warcraft I orcs vs Humans, and warcraft ROC and TFT, i already have the books, but not time to read it, i am thinking in do it after my exam.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
i find you on google, i search for "rp private server wow", i love the rp games, to hard to find a good one on wow, i hope in this server is the one

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I love all the rp ways.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
It is night elf because they are ancestors of naga, the corrupted elf followers of Azshara.

What are your expectations of this server?:
I hope a good community, and a good game.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
The discriminations rules

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):
I am glad to have one, so "yes"

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:
In a world where no one can be who want to be, a world where the life is hard, where you have to take your guns and take your own food, even when the man who has money can buy it, buy it to you, paying with your own money, the money which you give value, value which means nothing, because you know it, but i don't want to know it, where someone give you paper for eight, nine,ten, twenty hours of work, hard work and you accept it because you believe it, even when you know it, because that is your world, the world which you want to believe, but you don't want to know it.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
I am not a good English speaker, so sorry me for faults.., in Spanish this will be awesome.
i want to ask, is the end of the server? i read the post that you have in the index of your page.]]> First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
I like just two games, warcraft and half life, and all games about this games, i have already 11 years playing warcraft. I also play games just for fun, but about the games like warcraft, the rp is more than just fun, is like to make real a book, and what is better than warcraft books.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
Peru, Spanish

How did you get into Warcraft?:
I have played warcraft since 2004, start with warcraft II in the Dos Box, after that i play Warcraft I orcs vs Humans, and warcraft ROC and TFT, i already have the books, but not time to read it, i am thinking in do it after my exam.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
i find you on google, i search for "rp private server wow", i love the rp games, to hard to find a good one on wow, i hope in this server is the one

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
I love all the rp ways.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
It is night elf because they are ancestors of naga, the corrupted elf followers of Azshara.

What are your expectations of this server?:
I hope a good community, and a good game.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
The discriminations rules

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):
I am glad to have one, so "yes"

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:
In a world where no one can be who want to be, a world where the life is hard, where you have to take your guns and take your own food, even when the man who has money can buy it, buy it to you, paying with your own money, the money which you give value, value which means nothing, because you know it, but i don't want to know it, where someone give you paper for eight, nine,ten, twenty hours of work, hard work and you accept it because you believe it, even when you know it, because that is your world, the world which you want to believe, but you don't want to know it.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
I am not a good English speaker, so sorry me for faults.., in Spanish this will be awesome.
i want to ask, is the end of the server? i read the post that you have in the index of your page.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39160.html Thu, 22 Jan 2015 04:51:08 -0800 Gardyloo]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39160.html First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
What ho; I am Gardyloo. Historically the cry of latrine-deprived Tudor home-owners as they flung their 'excess' from the tenements, now the clarion of one seeking entrance to your fine server.

Take that as you will.
(But wear a hat.)
(And thick shoes.)
(Possibly double pairs of socks.)

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I hail from the Soggy-Shores of England. Unimaginatively, I speak English.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
My youth was once spent lax upon a sofa, tapping out commands to my unconquerable virtual army; dreaming that one day that dizzy realm of Azeroth might be made my own.

I was, of course, inept. Thankfully with Warcraft II came the introduction of the 'It is a Good Day to Die,' cheat - and so the world was swept in blood!

The lack of competitive ability stuck, and so, with migration to Warcraft III, I found myself habiting the tangled backalleys of its roleplaying community. Love festered; forming a lump that Doctors would one day claim undiagnosable.

I am here because of that lump.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
By augury! Lo; there was a Raven- its claw gilt like gold, and curled about a worm. The wormling sang, its melody dolorous, in words of a still-so-distant land.

Google.
From there, you were third link down.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Mending, tending and graveyard sending. I am fond of healing; but also of anything vague and dimly mystical. There is a certain appeal in being able to claim purported, spiritual enlightenment.

It's probably less fun to actually practice it (I can't be doing with the frock.)

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
Trolls; Sixteen-thousand Years of Civilized History and still barbarians! The practice of their faith is both complex and, at times, stunningly simple-minded, and malleable to the right mind.

I harbour fondness for many of the others: Orcs and Tauren, Forsaken and, on one occasion, a particularly belligerent Gnome named Kevin.

That was a night.

What are your expectations of this server?:
A den for roleplay that may claim whatever time and energy University leaves for me.
(See you March, then!)

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:

Humility. I'm very humble- in fact I was just telling my friend about it.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):

As I fear my play hours might come out odd (what with the Britishness and the University and what have you,) I shall say 'No' for now.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:

The Speech Machine rang out with a yellow buzz. It whined, gurgled, chapped recorded lips and spat into the sink. It emulated the chink as digital spittle struck the plastic basin.
Spencer winced, which made it sigh. This brought him little pleasure, so instead he gave a grimace, which the machine translated as a groan. At this, he smiled – which had the effect of eliciting an electric yawn from the machine – he pinched his face, and let it groan again.
The little box had been connected to his chair after the spread up from his spine. They had recorded all his favourite words and banked the sounds he had liked to make. Not his own voice- some actor's. Penniless, probably, if he was accepting hospital work.

Spencer had pitied him at first, then one morning he woke to the enthusiastic buzz of a stranger's yawn and made up his mind to hate him. Soon the yawn was normal, and as he could remember nothing of the lilting squeak that had been his own, he instead felt nothing. Only vague sickness when he felt his withered, voiceless tongue.
He grimaced, and listened to the box's pleasing, blaring groan. He sneered, and felt it tremble; a rattle in its hand. Once, having checked the wings to see the nurses were not present, he gave it that look which made it scream.

Nurse Sato came in to find him sniggering – that is, squinting at the box so that it fizzed with dirty laughter. “Ah, Spencer, good to see you.” Spencer lopped his nurse a smile, which lit the diodes in his box and made it reply “good morning,” dryly.
Shivering as Sato pressed his fingers through the gown, Spencer tried not to look too hardly at the Nurse. He concentrated on the machine, watched it whir and spin and wink its little flashing diodes. He wondered if that meant that it was 'thinking'.
Peeling as it lifted, the starched clinical fabric yielded to the Nurse's touch. There was a rubber slap, which Spencer recognised as Sato fitting on his stale-smelling protective wear. He was braced and ready, but as he felt the fingers tickle the ridges of his back Spencer convulsed. His jaw snapped and he bit into his lip, so that the box began to laugh as though it had seen the funniest thing in the world.

“Remember a joke, Spencer?”

He had. It had ten fat fingers that were kneading at his skin. He twitched his cheek, which the box communicated as a slightly mumbling apology, but he was thinking of the man stood behind him with his fingers on his flesh.
He had never much liked Sato. The channel of his eyes were too shallow, and his forehead too pronounced. He didn't like the way he spoke or his dirty yellow skin.
He could feel that skin, even through the latex of the gloves. Smell it through the sterile buzz of bleach.
Spencer shivered, promising himself a bath. The orderlies would come to change his bed and take his gown. He would wink into the box's eye and tell them he what he wanted was hot water and to be scrubbed. There was a new one, on the rounds – young, by his standards, and fairly attractive by the same. He smiled to himself. There was no reason he couldn't be her induction into sponge-bathing. She would have to acclimatise to a certain level of intimacy with her wards.

“What was that, Spencer?” The box was watching with its open metal-eye. It had caught Spencer's shifting, inward smile and taken it to mean “higher, Nurse, and a little harder,” which it repeated now in a rusty voice.
Spencer gagged, and had to chew his lip to stem the acid wave shaking in his stomach. Wretched machine! He thought, damning it with a glance. No. No. Impassive. It will read me. He twitched his face and made it smile – this time sweetly. “That's enough Sato, thank you.”

Something in his eyes flickered, but the machine did not recognise or, at any rate, relay it. He had been specific to the technicians as they programmed him his box – under no circumstances, not ever, was it to thank anyone or anything. He had hated the words in both his voices, and they had, smirking, promised not to programme the response to any active stimuli. Snickering in turns, they had warned him of their software's strength – that it might take some getting used to the inbuilt auto-correction protocols but that Shakespeare himself could not command a better understanding of what he ought to be saying by the time it had finished reading his linguistic patterns.

Spencer glared and bit his lip, realising with a lurch that he had been the fool of some techno-junky's sordid trick. Wretched machine! He thought as it rattled again with chink of laughter.

Sato had come around, smiling with those dirty, gummy teeth, and as his box was laughing placed a hand upon his shoulder. “Someone's in good spirits today. Did you sleep well?” The touch lingered, Spencer felt the acid biting at his stomach. “I did Sato,” the box rang, interpreting a shudder. “Thanks to you and your kind work.”

The Nurse's smile widened. Spencer smelt the dampness on his breath and felt the bilge gnawing at his throat. He thought of the bath- of the almost young, fairly pretty woman he would share it with, but then he thought of the hand still clenching at his shoulder, and the yellow face beside him.
Acid frothed into his mouth and slopped over his lips. Sato stripped his hand away and pulled a tissue from his pocket. He wiped Spencer clean, who could now feel his yellow fingers dancing on his lips.

“There,” the Nurse pulled back into the same fat-faced grin. “Spencer? You look like you have something to say.”
Something to say? He wanted to snarl. Yes, I've got something to say.

Spencer twitched and spasm'd – he leered and glowered and told the machine just what he thought of Sato and his dirty, yellow skin.
It said nothing. Then it whirred. A diode blinked, went out, and came on again.
“Thank you, Sato,” it said, its voice a comfortable monotone. “You are good to me.”

Spencer crunched his teeth and was nearly sick again. Sato grinned, and leaning to his face promised “You are quite my favourite patient, but tell me- are you getting along with the Vox-Box?” Here he gave the machine a tap. “We can have the technicians in again if anything needs tuning.”

NO, he screamed, madly blinking. No, no, no, no, no!

But with a whir the machine replied “Yes Sato. It has given me back my life.”
“Glad to hear,” the Nurse beamed, grasping the handles of his chair. “Then we can keep everything as it is?”
Spencer was frozen, but the machine's diodes flashed. “Yes, Sato.”

He was wheeled through the hospital, screaming with a withered tongue.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Was there supposed to be a word-limit?
I'm presuming there was a word-limit.
I'm ignoring your word-limit. How's that for humility?:

In honesty though, I apologise for my silliness. 'Tis twelve noon now and I write this on a sleepless night. I hope not to have too much taxed your eyeballs - they are precious, and will one day be a rare commodity.]]> First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
What ho; I am Gardyloo. Historically the cry of latrine-deprived Tudor home-owners as they flung their 'excess' from the tenements, now the clarion of one seeking entrance to your fine server.

Take that as you will.
(But wear a hat.)
(And thick shoes.)
(Possibly double pairs of socks.)

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I hail from the Soggy-Shores of England. Unimaginatively, I speak English.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
My youth was once spent lax upon a sofa, tapping out commands to my unconquerable virtual army; dreaming that one day that dizzy realm of Azeroth might be made my own.

I was, of course, inept. Thankfully with Warcraft II came the introduction of the 'It is a Good Day to Die,' cheat - and so the world was swept in blood!

The lack of competitive ability stuck, and so, with migration to Warcraft III, I found myself habiting the tangled backalleys of its roleplaying community. Love festered; forming a lump that Doctors would one day claim undiagnosable.

I am here because of that lump.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
By augury! Lo; there was a Raven- its claw gilt like gold, and curled about a worm. The wormling sang, its melody dolorous, in words of a still-so-distant land.

Google.
From there, you were third link down.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Mending, tending and graveyard sending. I am fond of healing; but also of anything vague and dimly mystical. There is a certain appeal in being able to claim purported, spiritual enlightenment.

It's probably less fun to actually practice it (I can't be doing with the frock.)

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
Trolls; Sixteen-thousand Years of Civilized History and still barbarians! The practice of their faith is both complex and, at times, stunningly simple-minded, and malleable to the right mind.

I harbour fondness for many of the others: Orcs and Tauren, Forsaken and, on one occasion, a particularly belligerent Gnome named Kevin.

That was a night.

What are your expectations of this server?:
A den for roleplay that may claim whatever time and energy University leaves for me.
(See you March, then!)

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:

Humility. I'm very humble- in fact I was just telling my friend about it.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):

As I fear my play hours might come out odd (what with the Britishness and the University and what have you,) I shall say 'No' for now.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:

The Speech Machine rang out with a yellow buzz. It whined, gurgled, chapped recorded lips and spat into the sink. It emulated the chink as digital spittle struck the plastic basin.
Spencer winced, which made it sigh. This brought him little pleasure, so instead he gave a grimace, which the machine translated as a groan. At this, he smiled – which had the effect of eliciting an electric yawn from the machine – he pinched his face, and let it groan again.
The little box had been connected to his chair after the spread up from his spine. They had recorded all his favourite words and banked the sounds he had liked to make. Not his own voice- some actor's. Penniless, probably, if he was accepting hospital work.

Spencer had pitied him at first, then one morning he woke to the enthusiastic buzz of a stranger's yawn and made up his mind to hate him. Soon the yawn was normal, and as he could remember nothing of the lilting squeak that had been his own, he instead felt nothing. Only vague sickness when he felt his withered, voiceless tongue.
He grimaced, and listened to the box's pleasing, blaring groan. He sneered, and felt it tremble; a rattle in its hand. Once, having checked the wings to see the nurses were not present, he gave it that look which made it scream.

Nurse Sato came in to find him sniggering – that is, squinting at the box so that it fizzed with dirty laughter. “Ah, Spencer, good to see you.” Spencer lopped his nurse a smile, which lit the diodes in his box and made it reply “good morning,” dryly.
Shivering as Sato pressed his fingers through the gown, Spencer tried not to look too hardly at the Nurse. He concentrated on the machine, watched it whir and spin and wink its little flashing diodes. He wondered if that meant that it was 'thinking'.
Peeling as it lifted, the starched clinical fabric yielded to the Nurse's touch. There was a rubber slap, which Spencer recognised as Sato fitting on his stale-smelling protective wear. He was braced and ready, but as he felt the fingers tickle the ridges of his back Spencer convulsed. His jaw snapped and he bit into his lip, so that the box began to laugh as though it had seen the funniest thing in the world.

“Remember a joke, Spencer?”

He had. It had ten fat fingers that were kneading at his skin. He twitched his cheek, which the box communicated as a slightly mumbling apology, but he was thinking of the man stood behind him with his fingers on his flesh.
He had never much liked Sato. The channel of his eyes were too shallow, and his forehead too pronounced. He didn't like the way he spoke or his dirty yellow skin.
He could feel that skin, even through the latex of the gloves. Smell it through the sterile buzz of bleach.
Spencer shivered, promising himself a bath. The orderlies would come to change his bed and take his gown. He would wink into the box's eye and tell them he what he wanted was hot water and to be scrubbed. There was a new one, on the rounds – young, by his standards, and fairly attractive by the same. He smiled to himself. There was no reason he couldn't be her induction into sponge-bathing. She would have to acclimatise to a certain level of intimacy with her wards.

“What was that, Spencer?” The box was watching with its open metal-eye. It had caught Spencer's shifting, inward smile and taken it to mean “higher, Nurse, and a little harder,” which it repeated now in a rusty voice.
Spencer gagged, and had to chew his lip to stem the acid wave shaking in his stomach. Wretched machine! He thought, damning it with a glance. No. No. Impassive. It will read me. He twitched his face and made it smile – this time sweetly. “That's enough Sato, thank you.”

Something in his eyes flickered, but the machine did not recognise or, at any rate, relay it. He had been specific to the technicians as they programmed him his box – under no circumstances, not ever, was it to thank anyone or anything. He had hated the words in both his voices, and they had, smirking, promised not to programme the response to any active stimuli. Snickering in turns, they had warned him of their software's strength – that it might take some getting used to the inbuilt auto-correction protocols but that Shakespeare himself could not command a better understanding of what he ought to be saying by the time it had finished reading his linguistic patterns.

Spencer glared and bit his lip, realising with a lurch that he had been the fool of some techno-junky's sordid trick. Wretched machine! He thought as it rattled again with chink of laughter.

Sato had come around, smiling with those dirty, gummy teeth, and as his box was laughing placed a hand upon his shoulder. “Someone's in good spirits today. Did you sleep well?” The touch lingered, Spencer felt the acid biting at his stomach. “I did Sato,” the box rang, interpreting a shudder. “Thanks to you and your kind work.”

The Nurse's smile widened. Spencer smelt the dampness on his breath and felt the bilge gnawing at his throat. He thought of the bath- of the almost young, fairly pretty woman he would share it with, but then he thought of the hand still clenching at his shoulder, and the yellow face beside him.
Acid frothed into his mouth and slopped over his lips. Sato stripped his hand away and pulled a tissue from his pocket. He wiped Spencer clean, who could now feel his yellow fingers dancing on his lips.

“There,” the Nurse pulled back into the same fat-faced grin. “Spencer? You look like you have something to say.”
Something to say? He wanted to snarl. Yes, I've got something to say.

Spencer twitched and spasm'd – he leered and glowered and told the machine just what he thought of Sato and his dirty, yellow skin.
It said nothing. Then it whirred. A diode blinked, went out, and came on again.
“Thank you, Sato,” it said, its voice a comfortable monotone. “You are good to me.”

Spencer crunched his teeth and was nearly sick again. Sato grinned, and leaning to his face promised “You are quite my favourite patient, but tell me- are you getting along with the Vox-Box?” Here he gave the machine a tap. “We can have the technicians in again if anything needs tuning.”

NO, he screamed, madly blinking. No, no, no, no, no!

But with a whir the machine replied “Yes Sato. It has given me back my life.”
“Glad to hear,” the Nurse beamed, grasping the handles of his chair. “Then we can keep everything as it is?”
Spencer was frozen, but the machine's diodes flashed. “Yes, Sato.”

He was wheeled through the hospital, screaming with a withered tongue.

Is there anything else you would like to add, ask, or otherwise clarify?:
Was there supposed to be a word-limit?
I'm presuming there was a word-limit.
I'm ignoring your word-limit. How's that for humility?:

In honesty though, I apologise for my silliness. 'Tis twelve noon now and I write this on a sleepless night. I hope not to have too much taxed your eyeballs - they are precious, and will one day be a rare commodity.]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39155.html Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:40:53 -0800 trygin]]> https://www.conquestofthehorde.com/thread-39155.html First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
My name is Jelmar and iam from the beautiful land of cannabis and liberty, u may have guessed it.. the Netherlands. Wow is my favorite game since i was 13 years old and i haven't really stopped playing till now (19 years old). I have always admired the Lore of WoW for it's complexity and detailed nature. The most fun part for me in WoW is being immersive in game with other people that share your passion. While English isn't my mother language i always strive to type it as correctly as possible for the sake of role playing.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I kinda spoiled this already in the first question, the Netherlands/ Dutch.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
A old friend told me about it something like 6 years ago, we were playing this game at his home ( for me it was the first time sawing it) and he explained me a ton of stuff about the game. I remember being intrigued by the world because it seemed endless, i soon bought my WoW copy after and started to get hooked to the amazing game we call World of Warcraft.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
Iam searching for a active,friendly roleplay server in the WoW universe. I have played already on Divinity-x and Echoloned-wow (long time ago) both servers died unfortunately.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Iam a broad person and i like many things in roleplaying, iam just enjoying roleplaying with other people and make a adventure come alive for you.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
My favorite race is the night elf, because they have some mysterious vibe around them which i really like. My favorite class would be Hunter since i enjoy playing hunter the most in WoW.

What are your expectations of this server?:
I hope for a warm welcome to the server and have a lot of roleplaying fun with you guys ^^.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
While it may be quite obvious, i really enjoy a enviroment where everyone is respecting each other without drama and arguing about nonsense.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):
Hell yes, sounds like a great way to get used to this server.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:

Trygin inhaled the vicious grey smoke of the nearby campfire and just barely was able to get some air. The orc grabbed him firmly by his head and pushed him a little bit closer to the fire. The orc seemed to be in a state of untempered violence, with eyes as bloody as a pristine ruby. Trygin had to act quick, even in times like these he could make his mind clear thanks to the meditating he did with his younger brother ylwinn in the woods when they were younger. He focused so thoroughly on his body, feeling the blood pumping through his veins it was making his head spin. While he almost puked from the dizziness he bundled all his power he had left in his body and landed his elbow frontally in the orc's belly. The orc shouted some non understandable words, and trygin took his chance to use his bodyweight to pull the orc into the fire, while tumbling frantically to the side. The orc landed with his head front into the campfire and screamed out a terrifying roar. It became silent.. trygin lay on the ground still in a shock, suddenly he felt a light tuck at his robe. He turned around....

I did like to end it here

thanks for reading my apply and hopefully till soon on the server.
also my excuse for any grammatical mistakes (i did my best).

Trygin]]> First and foremost: Tell us about yourself, as a player:
My name is Jelmar and iam from the beautiful land of cannabis and liberty, u may have guessed it.. the Netherlands. Wow is my favorite game since i was 13 years old and i haven't really stopped playing till now (19 years old). I have always admired the Lore of WoW for it's complexity and detailed nature. The most fun part for me in WoW is being immersive in game with other people that share your passion. While English isn't my mother language i always strive to type it as correctly as possible for the sake of role playing.

What country do you come from? What is your primary language?:
I kinda spoiled this already in the first question, the Netherlands/ Dutch.

How did you get into Warcraft?:
A old friend told me about it something like 6 years ago, we were playing this game at his home ( for me it was the first time sawing it) and he explained me a ton of stuff about the game. I remember being intrigued by the world because it seemed endless, i soon bought my WoW copy after and started to get hooked to the amazing game we call World of Warcraft.

How did you find us? Did anything in particular draw you to the server?:
Iam searching for a active,friendly roleplay server in the WoW universe. I have played already on Divinity-x and Echoloned-wow (long time ago) both servers died unfortunately.

What kinds of roleplay do you enjoy?:
Iam a broad person and i like many things in roleplaying, iam just enjoying roleplaying with other people and make a adventure come alive for you.

What is your favorite race/class? Why?:
My favorite race is the night elf, because they have some mysterious vibe around them which i really like. My favorite class would be Hunter since i enjoy playing hunter the most in WoW.

What are your expectations of this server?:
I hope for a warm welcome to the server and have a lot of roleplaying fun with you guys ^^.

Out of all of our rules and regulations listed on our server, which appeals to you the most?:
While it may be quite obvious, i really enjoy a enviroment where everyone is respecting each other without drama and arguing about nonsense.

Did you know that we have a Mentor Program? It's entirely voluntary and you as a new player can sign up for it right now in your introduction! Are you interested in signing up to be assigned a Mentor? If so, say so here (Please enter at least "Yes" or "No"):
Hell yes, sounds like a great way to get used to this server.

Lastly, tell us a story! It can be short, it can be long; but most importantly, we want to see your work in action. Go!:

Trygin inhaled the vicious grey smoke of the nearby campfire and just barely was able to get some air. The orc grabbed him firmly by his head and pushed him a little bit closer to the fire. The orc seemed to be in a state of untempered violence, with eyes as bloody as a pristine ruby. Trygin had to act quick, even in times like these he could make his mind clear thanks to the meditating he did with his younger brother ylwinn in the woods when they were younger. He focused so thoroughly on his body, feeling the blood pumping through his veins it was making his head spin. While he almost puked from the dizziness he bundled all his power he had left in his body and landed his elbow frontally in the orc's belly. The orc shouted some non understandable words, and trygin took his chance to use his bodyweight to pull the orc into the fire, while tumbling frantically to the side. The orc landed with his head front into the campfire and screamed out a terrifying roar. It became silent.. trygin lay on the ground still in a shock, suddenly he felt a light tuck at his robe. He turned around....

I did like to end it here

thanks for reading my apply and hopefully till soon on the server.
also my excuse for any grammatical mistakes (i did my best).

Trygin]]>