Zilex: Pulls out his [Blade of the Unbroken Covenent} out and begins to cut his wrists, much to his dismay, he cuts off the entire had. Kretol: Jaykaay there is no restart, No yo will have to live with out that hand forever. Zilex: NOOO!! (Derek2319)
Posted by: JackofBlades - Thursday, 08 July 2010 09:10
I'm a soldier, never will I be caught off guard...never will I leave my weapon behind for a second!
Today doesn't count....I forgot where I put it (Kor)
Posted by: Loxmardin - Saturday, 03 July 2010 13:56
Gisae: They are... clothing. To cover your legs. And your butt, usually. Valira: They are the work of Demons! Gisae: They are protective! Valira: The Light protects my rear! (Valira/Rosencrat (About pants))
"Astus: *kisses all of yogg-saron's mouths*" (Astus)
Posted by: Loxmardin - Wednesday, 19 May 2010 14:16
Xigo: Dryads creep me out. They run around the place all naturally and stuff. Wear some god-damn armor! The distractive effect of your boobs in my face will not last as long as armor would! (Xigo (Discussing WC3 in Cressy's Vent))
Posted by: nexusphere - Friday, 23 April 2010 15:33
"I love Nexus." "D'aww!" "Not you, the instance." "FFFFFF-"
( Stop shortening my forum name, dang it! QQ ) (Nexusphere)
Posted by: nexusphere - Monday, 18 January 2010 14:05
[BarrensChat] Nork: Can we play Elves that date before the Sundering? [BarrensChat] Kimee: No dating until after you're married. (Nexusphere)
Posted by: jasonb - Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:25
*Peon/wookie Voice*
"Show the direction to your chambers so we can have sexy orc sex!"
(Mike on Vent) (jasonb)
Posted by: Loxmardin - Wednesday, 09 December 2009 04:57
Bags are relative in WoW! I can fill them with small Nagrand Berries. Or pack them with Plate Chestpieces. It'll still take up the same amount of space. It's science in action! (Maulbane)
Posted by: Rensin - Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:33
Rensin loves haikus/ He would love them a lot more/ But he is married.
-Monolith in the shoutbox (Monolith)
Posted by: PiesOfGod - Friday, 23 October 2009 14:31
There is no sanctity in life. There is no sanctity in Undeath. There is only sanctity in insanity. (Benice)
Posted by: DaveM - Thursday, 15 October 2009 02:10
And turn off the dam DND tags, we're playing interracial strip-poker behing a Zul'Gurub rear wall, nobody'll assume you're IC. (Telih)
Posted by: JackofBlades - Sunday, 11 October 2009 00:35
Leon: Money can get you out of any trouble...if its a guard, throw money at it, if its a girl, throw money at her Criminal: What if the bank comes looking for your loan repayment Leon: Throw knives at them (Leon)
"I'll fight if I have to and I'll hunt when I please, but I do want SOME level of peace on this decaying wasteland..." (Draknir)
Posted by: Loxmardin - Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:52
[Jannine]: *is bothered by the bouncy breasts of the Human Females* [Vic]: XD [Vic]: Well, it's Blizzard afterall. Male gamers. [Vic]: Go figure. [Jannine]: xD (Loxmardin & Hawk)
Posted by: dilnikas - Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:29
An IC situation in Ratchet's tavern!
Tzekel stares at Lavender. Lavender stares at Forsak. Hard. She isn't even blinking. Forsak stares at the barrel behind the Brewmaster. Zunaj | The barrel stares at Tzek! (Zunaj)
Posted by: dilnikas - Wednesday, 23 September 2009 08:10
Forsak: He kills puppies and kittens. And cries about it later - like a little girl. Just without tears. He DOESN'T HAVE tears. (dilnikas)
Posted by: PiesOfGod - Tuesday, 22 September 2009 07:44
Rosellia: YES, FLIRTS. Rosellia: I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'D SAY IT AGAIN. Toranak: It can't really be flirts when the second party is an almost emotionless Troll who savages body parts. (The Harliquins Guild Chat)
Posted by: JackofBlades - Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:36
Leon: *Takes a drink* and so *hic* thats when I drew my sword and cut that little...thing goblin into two *hic* Child: You smell like boose and vomit ewwww Leon: Get used to it, This is your *hic* future *falls to the floor* (Leon)
Posted by: badguy567 - Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:44
"Wands and staves are toys for old men,true power is drawn from the land itself" (Gromnar)
Posted by: Rensin - Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:33
Xalas: You don't ask questions in Silvermoon. Not anymore. (Rensin)
Posted by: freelight - Friday, 14 August 2009 20:34
Delilah: Arsenic muffins and cyanide-laced whiskey. Nimboya: The most delicious death you'll ever have! (freelight)
*Nimboya accusing an elf for his crimes* Officer Brady: Alright you crazy old coot, you won't be pinning your crimes on other people! [Low] Even if they deserve it, fucking elves. (Kaghuros)
Stormwind Elite: You’re taking a nice, long vacation in the stocks. Nimboya: I love vacations! Where's the stocks? Is it near the beach? (Nimboya and Kaghuros)
Posted by: PiesOfGod - Saturday, 30 May 2009 08:31
Kera accidentally clicks compare achievements first, but hands to batches of Spider Silk to Tenton. -an IC /emote (Kera)
Glocken: Pick one, Norman! Norman: Sir, she's going to be the maid, not my mate. Glocken: Norman, pick one, so help me you'll be wearing that suit for a VERY long time-- Norman: THAT ONE. *hurried point* (Norman and Glocken)
Jithe: Hermesis was fact a Jamaican from the year 3000. Rorbin: So you're saying that in 991 years we're going to find a Jamaican with a harp who's a postman? :| Jithe: Yes Rorbin. And a calculator with a button that carries the one. (Rorbin and Jithe)
Willaims: I know what this is! You're all racist against bards! It's a conspiracy! Rorbin: A bard isn't even a race! Willaims: ... Racist. (Rorbin/Willaims)
"Freedom is a myth. Everyone is a prisoner of something. Society, family... the only reason I haven't tried to get out of this hell hole, is because this is the place with the most dignified end..." (Kroskar)
Posted by: Einhander - Friday, 24 April 2009 22:24
Queloria: The Redeemed Knight. They call it that because if you look right there. See? Looks a bit like a man holding up a sword, doesn't it? Dawnsorrow: Ya sure he's not 'aving a wank? (Dawnsorrow)
Navares: By Nagales... Do you mean -Navares-? Areth: Hmm, could be... Is there pie involved? Navares: Uh... I don't know if there's any here... Areth: Well of course not! There's no time for pie, you ninny! (Navares)
Posted by: Hadrix - Sunday, 08 February 2009 02:56
"Never try to read emotions from blocks of text. It will end in sadness sooner or later, and you know it."
