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Oi!

We're going to be testing something here very shortly with profiles, in an effort to make them a bit more efficient in getting done. If you have a profile in the Profiles forums, and henceforth, please put a simple note in the title of the profile with the race.

For example,

Kretol Earthshaker [Orc]
Jeeves Smith [Human]
Prancingstar Nightfairy [NElf]


As you can see, it can either be the whole name of the race or an abbreviation. If it's a long race name, like Blood Elf, it's advised to abbreviate it (like BElf), but feel free to abbreviate shorter names, like Human (HUM) or Dwarf (DWF), etc.

Also, please don't use names such as [Sin'dorei] or [Kal'dorei]. We only want the base names of the races.


Aka'magosh!
Simple, time saver I guess, let's see how it goes eh, Kretlawl?
Quote:Prancingstar Nightfairy [NElf]

Why, Kretol, I would almost think you hate Night Elves!
*grins innocently*
Lucelia Wrote:
Quote:Prancingstar Nightfairy [NElf]

Why, Kretol, I would almost think you hate Night Elves!

This. QQ
Spoiler:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVwYKtgFYCc[/youtube]
Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf's health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
.
I'd rather go fishing with Onyxia,
Than to go fishing with an elf.
I'd rather go swimming with a dead murloc,
Than boating with an ugly elf.
Their voices are fem and they don't resemble men,
They're bodies are void of hair,
And so I'm sure you can understand,
Why they give me such a scare.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

Despite my better judgment,
I once went camping with an elf.
He stole my s'mores and dented my pots,
And made the campground smell.
Of lavender and rose buds,
Such nasty smells they be.
And so I threw him into the lake,
Then went and had some tea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.
Quote:They're bodies are void of hair


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And that dear CoTH, is why I play Tauren.
I have a sudden urge to reinact that in the middle of Ratchet...