Conquest of the Horde

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Rigley Wrote:AND LO, DID THE BAND OF SOME THIRTY ADVENTURERS VENTURE THROUGH THE LANDS BETWEEN HELL AND EARTH, PLUNGING THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES AND VARIOUS SPIDERS AND PIGS [FOR IT IS ALWAYS SPIDERS AND PIGS], UNTIL THEY REACHED THE LAND OF THE EARTHSHAKER, WHERE IT WAS GREEN AND NOT ALL TOGETHER UNPLEASANT.

LONG DID THE ADVENTURERS STRIDE INTO THE EARTHSHAKER'S LAND, ADVANCING PAST WAVES OF WOLF HATTED ORCS AND THEIR SPIRIT WOLF BROTHERS. LONG DID THEY PASS BY MONUMENTS TO THE SHAKER OF EARTHS AND HIS ONE SHOULDERPAD.

AND THEN THEY SAW THE THRONE.

IT SHONE WITH THE GREENNESS OF A MILLION ORCS, BUT UPON IT SAT AN GODLY FIGURE WHICH PUT ALL OTHER GODLY FIGURES TO DISSAPOINTMENT AND SHAME.

THE ADVENTURERS APPROACHED THIS FIGURE UPON HIS THRONE AND SAID;

"LORD KRETOL. WE REQUEST ANOTHER ACCOUNT [FOR BANDS OF TEN ADVENTURERS WHERE HEREBY KNOWN AS ACCOUNTS]. PLEASE SIR, COULD WE HAVE S'MORE."

AND ALL WAS SILENT.

:3

Rigley, you're a loon.

...I remember RPing with you to get my farseers gift on my first character, Hoofrot. That was a long, long time ago.

Lul.

...wow Rigley.... epic win... epic, epic, epic win. You win for forever.

I think the only thing I can say is....<3

Well, Kretol. He may be a loon, but he is your loon.

Rigley, marry me. <3 Or at least write more of these.

I just got home from a 2 and a half hour long Human Bio exam... And this cheered me the fel up!

Rigley, YOU SO CRAZY.

I always loved his sense of humor(among other things <3).

Would this throne be in Azshara Crater, by any chance?