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McKnighter Wrote:I mean, I don't even have a recording program, at least not that I know of. :|

Download Audacity. You can do a whole bunch of funky audio stuff with it, and it's free. At least it was when I last played with it. Admittedly that was a few years ago though.
puncturedwords Wrote:Nah, I disagree. Seraph kicked both our asses to high heaven, IMHO :DD. Although I can't believe I took an entire hour to attempt to teach myself how to speak backwards...

I'm a professional voiceover artist, to be fair. xD

When you consider that, my takes are actually pretty mediocre. Seraph is ridiculously denasal, and Kadhras is so much less lively than I would have liked. It's very difficult to really let loose when you're not in an appropriate environment, AKA somewhere where people won't call the cops because someone's yelling "Help! Please!" over and over.

As for recording programs, I used Audacity because my copies of Acid Pro and Soundforge no longer want to accept the keys I was given... Buuut that's neither here nor there. Audacity is free, and definitely works in a pinch. Just be careful about the thing switching from stereo to mono when you save files as MP3s.

Ohey, topic derailing. Sorry. I'll make this post more relevant.

Lucentio Serilocke

When clicked on:
  • "Ha-HAH!"
    "I say, is that a squirrel on your shoulder, or are you happy to see me? Oh, Light, it's going for your throat! Jeffrey, why?!"
    "Good lord! A lady in peril! Or maybe she's just itching her nose... Which is dangerously close to her heart! Fear not, madam, I will save you! Excuse me a moment, won't you?"

Aggro:
  • "Villain!"
    "I challenge you to a duel of honor! In the ring of valor! In the forest of justice, amid the birds and chipmunks of righteousness! Except for the one, his name is Rich, and he's kind of a jerk chipmunk, but everyone sort of copes because he's really just doing it because he wants acceptance, and his mom died, so... What were we talking about?"
    "Save the women!"

When killing a player:
  • "Take that, rapscallion!"
    "May you find peace in whatever terrible place you believe bad people go to in your system of worship! You know, if peace is what happens there. Which usually isn't the case. But still!"
    "Ha-HAH!"

Phase 2:
  • "Your perseverance will get you nowhere! Except possibly a decent-paying job, and a family. You really have a future ahead of you, you know that? We should discuss it over tea sometime."
    "No one gets in the way of honor! Don't even try! I mean it. Look, see, you're trying, and... Really, is that necessary?"

Enrage:
  • "Contemptuous rogues!"

Upon wiping a group:
  • "Parry, thrust- No, I said parry, not die horribly!"
    "Women everywhere will rest more easily tonight!"

Death:
  • "No... No! Stay in! Blood, why have you betrayed me?! Curse you, sanguine sheister!"
    "The women... Save the..."
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRvY6tvsdU[/youtube]

Fixed up the voices
Seraphim Wrote:I'm a professional voiceover artist, to be fair. xD

When you consider that, my takes are actually pretty mediocre. Seraph is ridiculously denasal, and Kadhras is so much less lively than I would have liked. It's very difficult to really let loose when you're not in an appropriate environment, AKA somewhere where people won't call the cops because someone's yelling "Help! Please!" over and over.

See, that's what I thought. The fact that you were able to vary your tones and accents so easily without any apparent audio editing (beyond the DK echo) made me a little suspicious... not to mention jealous! My skills aren't at that level yet, but both my brother and I are... I suppose "professional" isn't the word for it, but we both do a lot of storytelling (and I'm talking about single-person acting in front of large groups, not just gaming).

Also, I wouldn't worry about Seraph's nasal tone -- the echo swallowed it pretty well. And Kadhras had me laughing aloud -- for serious, not just "hurr lol hurr", but to the point where my brother was like "Um... what's going on? Are you okay?"

Mostly, I'm just jealous of your mic. >_> Okay, and your talent.

I don't have any more voices to post just yet, so I'll STFU so other people can get back on topic.

God it's so TERRIBLY tempting to gossip about voice acting with you, though. >_> DAMN YOU FOR BEING INTERESTING, SERAPH


Also, Vind! Great voices, you totally found a way to differentiate each one w tone, accent, etc... ^_^ Again, jealous.
In terms of recording, though, put the mike to the side of your face so you don't capture your breathing. *sage nod* I don't have any of that fancy-shmancy stuff to make recording sound TOTALLY AWESOME, but there are some tricks you can use to make it less "aw crap I didn't mean to record that part!".

Also also, yes a thousand times to Audacity. That's what I've been using. I heart it.
BLOOD ELF TIME!

Listare Erasea [Blood elf]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXV9jx2y02g[/youtube]
When clicked on:(friendly)
"Balah'dash, I am Listare Erasea, former Silvermoon Ranger."
"It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Might I ask why you continue to poke me?"


Aggro:
"You have disrespected this woman's honor! Prepare yourself!"



When killing a player:
"Aha! Wait you're bleed..."
"I landed a blow! Wait where is your head?"


Phase 2:
"Why are we fighting, can we just stop?"
"I'm a lover not a fighter, but if you insist."


Enrage:
"My hair! You're going to pay!"

Upon wiping a group:
"Yes, sleep now... wait that's blood!"


Death:
"I had... a good life..."
So. Does anyone else want to start a CotH radio drama with their characters? *snicker* Sorry, I keep getting all these wonderful ideas.

(Also, Vind, watch it with those plosives into the mic! ("P"s and "D"s) >:3 And I'll stfu and stop criticizing your recording equipment, mine is barely better. Love the belfie goodness, though ^_^)
On Listare, I didn't edit it at all. And I have an 8 dollar microphone and laptop. So I believe I am doing well with what I have :D
Wow I haven't looked at this thread in a week or so and damn we have some talent here on CotH! Keep up the good work everyone!

....And to keep this semi-on topic I give you Thaim Wodanson!

Spoiler:
When clicked on:
"I am General Thaim Wodanson, what berings ye here?"
"Can't ye see I'm busy!?"
"Go talk to Hajnal if yer lookin' ta join now."

Aggro:
"For Khaz Modan!"
"Death din't stop me the first time an' it an't goin' to stop me now!"

When killing a player:
"Another bastard fer the bonfire."

Phase 2:
"Foros!? Foros!? Wheres that damn bear!?" Thaim's battle bear comes riding up from behind him.

Enrage:
"I'm tired of yer shite!"

Upon wiping a group:
"Eat up Foros."
"S'all safe boyos!"

Death:
"Hajanal, yer in charge now..."
"Don' let the fat bastard of a major eat Foros...!"
Shivala:

Greetings:
Ishnu.
Why do you persist on getting my attention?
Sael'ah.


Aggro:
Shivala just snarls, grabbing her bow off her shoulder and breaking into a sprint.
I don't want to hurt.

Killing:
I didn't want to do this! Why the fel did you make me do this?!
Elune will not forgive me...

Phase 2:
Just stop it! Just go away!
I don't get respect by having to kill people!


Enrage:
My problems are my own! I don't need your sniveling noses surrounding my body! Just go!
Shivala bites her lip, narrowing her eyes as she fires off arrows at a quicker pace.

Wipe:
May the Ancients have mercy on my soul.
Shivala glances over the bodies, before sprinting away.

Death:
Malath--... Shivala collapses.
The suffering... It's gone.
Lirshar Goresight

Spoiler:
When Clicked On:

“Lok'tar! Today we fight for the Horde.”
“…I love you, demolisher.”

Aggro:

“Come taste my axe, lest you be a coward!”
“The Vanguard will strike down all in our way!”

When Killing a Player:

“My will keeps me going. There is much to do.”
“Today you join the Ancestors!”
“I told you to keep your paws off my demolisher!”

Phase 2:

“You won't be able to keep me down! I will not fail my family!”

Enrage:

“I will take everything from you for this atrocity! My vengeance shall be complete!”

Upon Wiping a Group:

“Hmph. Even together you were too weak to combat the might of the Horde.”
“Brother! I have made our Father proud this day. For the Doombites, for the Warsong!”

Death:

"Bin… mog… g'thazag …cha."
“Never stop fighting, my love. L-lead our Brothers to victory like I could not.”
“I will not forget you, even in death. Lok'tar Ogar; let these words be the last from my lips.”

Farseer Mochla Stormcaller

Spoiler:
When Being Clicked On:

“Throm'ka, Brother.”
“Ask yourself why you are clicking upon me, only then will you find the path to victory.”

Aggro:

“Let the Storm's fury take you in its embrace!”
“I saw you coming.”
“Would you like to go on a Spirit Quest?”

When Killing a Player:

“Be at peace with the Ancestors now.”
“I thank you, Spirits of the Earth and Sky, for lending me your aid in the destruction of my foe.”
“It was not wise to cross me.”

Phase 2:

“The time to embrace your destiny is now.”

Enrage:
“I call upon the power of Storm! Let your wrath descend upon my foes and show them your might, so that they do not contest it again!” (Mochla, somewhere in here, is bound to Thunderstorm.)

Upon Wiping a Group:

“This was inevitable.”
“May our actions bring honor to our Chieftain, and to the Earthshakers.”

Death:

“My time has ended.”
“Take care of my children, Ghostice.”
“I have always been proud of you, Drumgar. Do not…forget. You are more than violence and bloodshed.”
Marjora
The Substitute Teacher from Hell

Spoiler:
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When Clicked On:
“There is no such thing as a stupid question, just inquisitive orcs.”
“They act like I'm trying to make them fail. I didn't think they'd catch on so quick…”

Aggro:
“You come here to learn? Tough.”
“I am NOT available for extra help!”
“You no take mask!”

When Killing a Player:
“You'll stay after class and clean your brains off the floor!”
“You got this far on gut instincts? My, your gut has shit for brains.”
“I think I just figured out how to quit you: Massive head trauma. “
“Of course!”

Phase 2:
“The blood elf teacher will endure any hardship, overcome any obstacle, and emerge to take your head off with a ruler, you wretched idiots!”
“And so begins the winter of my fist lodged in your lower intestines. Prepare yourself for Ms. Fist!”
“Here come the voodoo that –I-do-do so well!”

Enrage:
“My mask!”
“You hit my mask!”
“You better not have cracked my mask!”
“Do. NOT. Touch. The MASK!”
“MASK MASK MASK MASK!”

Upon Wiping a Group:
“With your tank gone it was easy to stop you from spanking me.”
“You will all remember this as the day you almost killed a god. I know you will because I'll be pickling your brains for future gloating.”
“Are you surprised? You came here to kill a mad woman…and you found a mad woman with magic powers!”


Death:
“I…Have failed. The fates have conspired against me. The Titans themselves have called for my death; that is the only way a bunch of IDIOTS like you could have defeated me. Quick, leave me…I have lived a long life. It is my time to die. I shall go bitterly into this dark abyss, with the knowledge that my life has been lived with the richness of…Hey, let me fini-!”
Marjora is summarily decapitated.
Okay. Not trying to outdo ANYONE, and I don't think I will, but here is Barithorn Stanbridge, Forsaken warrior and former Squire for the Silver Hand, as a WoW Boss.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-9nblTMmlc[/youtube]

For those who don't quite understand what he's saying (very gutteral), here's his lines:

Spoiler:
Barithorn Stanbridge

When clicked on:

"The Light cares for faith, not form."
"What is it you want?"
"Do you need something?"
"Please, make this quick."

Pissed:

"Stop poking me! Do I LOOK like a peon to you?"
"Your brain must be more rotted than mine is."
"LIAR! Pears are NOT delicious!"

Aggro:

"This shall end... poorly."

When killing a player:

"Light bear you home, warrior."
"You have damned us both!"
"You brought this upon yourself."

Phase 2:

"The ghosts of the past CRY for VENGEANCE!"

Enrage:

"You have forced my hand!"

Upon wiping a group:

"It seems that peace must wait for another time."
"Has the Light forsaken you as well?"

Death:

"I see... the Light..."
"You have... my gratitude..."
"Anne... my heart..."
SQUEE! OMG, BARITHORN SOUNDS FANTASTIC!!! Squeeeee! I can't get my voice to sound good for creepy Forsaken tones. D: I am le jealous.

Also, my inner Anne is all blushing. xD
DaveM Wrote:Thrazin

Spoiler:
When clicked on:

"Ya mon?"
"Wha' can da slasha' be doin' fa' yah?"
"Chu'wanna'brawl?"

Aggro:

"Ya no'd 'ave done that if ya wasn't blade-proof. Le's see."
"Ya now haz a date wit da Loa"

When killing a player:

"I'll be back ta' make sure ya spirit no haunt me. Old skoo' style."
"Now back off o' get wha' 'e had! "

Enrage:

*Savage howling*
"Shadra bless da kills I be about ta' make."

Upon wiping a group:

"Shadra be waitin'."
"We! A' Darkspea'! We naw blue orcs and we naw horde fodder! We be primal, savage - death. Ya be knowin' that in ya next life."

Death:

"Be.. givin' Si... mah axe..."
"Hope Shadra done... weave me up.. a nice hammock ... in da spirit-realm..."

Singe

Spoiler:
When clicked on:

" 'ey sexy."
"Interplanar man of mystery, at'cha' service."
"The leyline connection you are tryin to reach is currently on thistle. Please try again later."

Aggro:

"You... you actually did that.. didn't you?! Fun!"
"I think you'd look good in black. Char-black."

When killing a player:

"It's -Singe-. Singe - get it? The name really didn't tip you off that this might of been a bad idea?"
" 'notha' one gone n' 'notha' one gone - notha' one bit the dust. Hey! I'm gonna get you too!"

Enrage:

"Mother fellin fel fel feller fel fel!! Ghrragh..! *cough* "
"Time to bring out the big blazes."

Upon wiping a group:

"Okay! Round two! Get up!... No?"
"Psh! Psh! That was No-thiiiing. I swear, the quality of heroes these da- *passes out* "

Death:

"Brightest.. flame burns.. quickest.. eh?"
"Tell them... I died... epic..."

Now with added voiceover. Lines have been tweaked some.
Warning: -Not- epic Serpah level quality.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDPdBuBG1JY[/youtube]
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. TROLL <3333333 Aughghghghgh SO TASTY. <33 *noms all over Dave* Brb, fainting. Then going to practice my she-troll accent. It's not v good yet.

I repeats: *high pitched fangirl squeal*
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