So, I thought this could be a fun game. Group of adventurers barge in, and kill you character, and they loot...
Bailey:
Fel-horn Shank
Dagger
Effect: Poison the enemy with every strike, on 10 stacks, they become incapacitated regardless of health
Oddly bulging hat
Head
Effect: Make you completely inconspicuous
Soul-shard Bracelet
Trinket
Will revive the wearer instantly upon death. Cooldown of 1 day.
Fel-wing leather.
3 gold, 20 silver.
Bojan:
One Copper
Bone Club
Main Hand Mace
"The femur of a slain Sin'dorei. Can be thrown really well."
Mutilated Rat Corpse
6x Human Finger
3x Bloodelf Finger
(I laughed at the '3 gold' ;D)
Karin:
Vial of concentrated Fel-blood
Consumable
Effect: Will make you trip like never before.
Silver pendant
Neck
'From Ashkalan.'
Fancy Robes
Chest
Karin likes her dresses.
1 gold, 43 silver.
Bragdana:
Lo'gosh
Two Handed Axe
Effect: Makes you go sadfaise every 25% of hits.
(Yes he named his axe after the Orc deity, not Varian. He's had the axe as long as Varian's been living.)
Katzine:
Recurve Bow
Ranged
'Can be used in melee due to blades attached'
Four throwing knives.
Ranged.
A pair of fist-claws.
Dual Wield.
'Can be attached to the wrist'
Two one-handed swords.
Dual Wield.
Two very small daggers.
'One handed/Thrown'
Two average sized daggers.
One handed
One gold coin.
Aroes:
Mysterious Black Hat
Use: All ladies within 100 feet are instantly stunned
Passive: Others are envious and often steal the hat, finding though that they can't hold the power.
"Ladies love the hat"
Dalaran Pendant
"Marks the wearer as a mage of the Kirin Tor"
Dusty Spellbook
Use: read derp
"This spellbook is now diamonds!"
Fake eye
"Wtf he had a fake eye?!"
Blackstone Signet Ring
"Where is the nearest bank? Jackpot!"
24 gold 30 silver
aroes Wrote:Aroes:
Mysterious Black Hat
Use: All ladies within 100 feet are instantly stunned
Passive: Others are envious and often steal the hat, finding though that they can't hold the power.
"Ladies love the hat"
It's True.
Mordeka Stonefist:
The Surry-Bowl II
"A testament to how much better Dwarves are than Elves."
Drinking from this bowl fills you with win for an unspecified length of time, depending on the drink used. Ale gives the best effect.
Lene:
~ A shopping list. Looks like she buys a lot of tea.
~ A bracelet with an Azerothian diamond on it. And a sanctified silver cross. They both have inscriptions on them from the same person. You jerk.
~ A handful of herbs.
~ A scrap of blue silk. And tangled embroidery thread.
~ 4 gold.
Sanya:
~ Lots of armor. Heavy armor.
~ A giant, red, glowy runeblade.
~ A backpack with a mech in it. Seriously? Are you kidding me?
~ Lots and lots of engineering components. And schematics.
~ 72 gold.
Kenarith:
~ Bubble gum.
~ Lots of potions.
~ A lot of paper and ink. And letters which seem to be written in Draenei.
~ Chalk. And a very strange pair of both gloves and shoes.
~ Assorted weapons, such as a poker iron, a serrated dagger, a very large spiked hammer, a pincer-dagger, and a prying mechanism.
~ One large clear marble.
~ 12 gold.
Seu
- a pair of underwear
that's it
Keith:
-Curved sword of the fire-eater
+25 fire resist
Use: Fires a cone of flames at the opponent.
-Huge bag of Soulstones
Use: Allows the user to revive upon death.
"So that's how the old guy survived all those hits!"
-Unlucky monocle
Use: Lowers maximum roll of the user by approximately 90
<Effect get's greater at higher levels>
"So that's why the old guy got hit so much!"
-A bag containing a single coin
Use: Transports you to Keith's treasure room
"Wasn't as rich as we thought then..."
Sylvandre:
~Sylvandre's Moon Sword
~Sylvandre's Cloak of Knives
~A Jade Owl pendant
~A live rabbit
~A Mekkgineer's Chopper Key - Rusted.
~A faceplate.
Flareth:
~A red and gold sword and black and gold mace.
~A Scryers Tabard
~A large amount of mana-filled Gemstones.
~A pocketfull of panties. Yes, I said it. And they're not even her own.
Lina:
~The Long Knife: A one-handed sword, with 'Betrayal' carved across the blade in Eredun.
~On her Succubus can be found a Soulstone, worn as a necklace. It can be used to revive Lina.
Arlyn:
~A consacrated Sword - Glows golden.
~A heavy suit of platemail.
~A mass of earrings, one in particular having a pear-cut Dawnstone. Also a glass Sun-pendant, and an Everfrost Sunburst, tied with a cord to a gauntlet.
~A stack-full of letters and notes, all from the same person. Holy fel, there are even poems in here...
~A gold-embroidered hankerchief, with a phoenix symbol in red.
Anne:- Unkempt Scarlet Robes
"Stained, travel-worn, and clearly not very much protection against the undead."
- Splintering Staff
"Regulation weapon for all Scarlet Priests."
- Wooden Prayer Beads
"The red paint has long since chipped off."
- Plain Ring
"A lover's token."
Dana:- 1
ilver:
- Holy Sigil
"Imbued with the Light; useful for protection, healing, or when a priest needs a boost."
- Needle & Thread
"A priest must mend clothes as well as bones."
- A Child's Guide To The Light (Illustrated)
"Pretty but meaningless woodcuts accompany simple lessons of the Light."
Meeks:- 19 :gold: 88 ilver:
- A Big-Ass Book of The Arcane
"It's bigger than she is! ... and are those Draconic runes?!"
- Ginger Sweets
"Spicy, but coated in sugar. A cheap and delicious pick-me-up from Dalaran street vendors."
Skysong:- 10 ilver:
- Tauren Flute
"Specially carved for Tauren forehooves."
- Herb Pouch
Contains: (Up to 4 of the following) 3 Silverleaf, 2 Peacebloom, 2 Earthroot, 3 Kingsblood, 5 Liferoot, 1 Wildvine, 2 Golden Sansam, 3 Dreamfoil, 1 Mountain Silversage, 3 Goldclover, 2 Icethorn
"Common herbs from Kalimdor, the Eastern Kingdoms, and Northrend. Useful in alchemy and folk remedies."
- Plainstrider Charm
"Hand-carved and worn around the wrist. Engraved: 'Remember always the balance'."
Pitena:- Random Body Parts
"Human fingers, elven eyes, strands of unidentifiable hair, and well-gnawed bones clutter up against the rest of her pockets' contents. Unpleasant."
- A Bar of Chocolate With a Bite Taken Out
"It appears she doesn't like candy. Or throwing things away."
- Dirty Pinafore
"A young woman's pinafore, in old Lordaeron style. The very concept of some of the stains makes your skin prickle and your gullet rise."
Regna:- 19 :gold: 24 ilver:
- A Sharp Pick
"Clearly, mining is her forte."
- Various Unidentified Artifacts
"Does she work for the Explorer's League?"
- Reinforced Mining Bag
Contains: (Up to 4 of the following) 4 Copper Ore, 2 Silver Ore, 1 Gold Ore, 3 Iron Ore, 2 Mithril Ore, 2 Truesilver Ore, 2 Thorium Ore, 3 Cobalt Ore, 2 Titanium Ore
"Motherlode! She seems to mine only in Azeroth, and lacks Outland ore."
- Dog Whistle
"Summons a faithful (yet savage) canine companion."
- Regna's Boomstick
"A little too big for a Dwarf. Slightly intimidating."
- Leather Whip
"Did she steal this from a Succubus?!"
Zenzil
-Primitive Burgundy Robe
"Ah's founded it wit' mah new arm!"
-Zenzil's other arm
Zenzil's right arm, appearently.
"Aww, mon! Noh dis shi' again!"
-0gold!
Slave Trolls don't have much money, appearently.