Conquest of the Horde

[This is a letter to the following players ICly: Zerkol and Demitrius. The handwriting is crude and there are smudges of ink all over it. It should appear in your inbox, or place of residence, either way you would not know -who- sent it to you specifically.]

I have your elf. She is safe.

If you want her back, meet me at the water fall.

Bring ten gold with you. Don't bring any friends.

Don't try anything funny-

If you f**k up we'll f**k HER up.

-- C

Don't worry sister, Zerkol will rescue you!
You know... Unless they have guns or swords... or any way of harming me...

... This post is only made more awkward by the fact that one of my old internet personas used to be 'C'.

... >.>

Aha! So it was you Xigo!
Prepare to cross blades with the mighty fiddler of Silvermoon! *Pops a monocle and a top hat*