Server coming down momentarily for a revision update as well as to apply some OS updates (which will require a computer restart).  Estimated downtime is 5-10 minutes.
 
Note to... anyone, really.  Never assume Windows updates will complete in any decent amount of time.  "Installing update 1 of 22..." still.
 
Still waiting on these beloved updates to finish... ho hum...
(Posted from teh phonez)
 
Doing some tests at the moment - trying to debug some crashy code.
 
Just to reiterate - those who come online at the moment do so at their own risk.  I will be sporadically restarting the server without warning until I can get this botched code working (or until I revert it).
 
Alright, I'm done.  T'is safe to come on now!