Conquest of the Horde

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For a couple of days, I shall be up in the cold (not really) and frigid (also not really) northlands, where I shall be dining upon roasted wild marshmallows that I'll have to wrangle myself and all that fun stuff besides.

I shall return Monday evening!
Sounds challenging. Have fun!
Enjoy the marshmellows!

(Posted from teh phonez)
Goodluck! Be careful of the mother marshmallows.
I have returned!
Is your body still intact?
Yes, quite.
Lucky bastard.

My uncle lost a whole hand in the Marshmallow rampage of '93, when the wild marshmallows suddenly ate everything in their path, much akin to how the locusts did so with crops. I wasn't alive when it happened, but his words still shake me to this very second.