Conquest of the Horde

It was all Kretol's fault! It was all the staff's faults! Ugh, it's probably Krilari, BountyHunter, Muhaha8 and all of you evil bastard's faults as well! All your fault! Because of you and your evil ways and words! And you, youuuu, especially youuu, how could you? HOW COULD YOU?

<insert rage>

EVERYBODY'S AT FAULT!!!

*sobs*

Now because of you guys, I am obliged to make an absence post with teary eyes, for I shalt unto the lands of Eng away till the 11th of June.

Gonna miss occasionally logging into GMI and conniving evil plots.

Cats.

<3

No Zarquon, YOU are the one at fault. /plottwist.

No, John, you're the Demons.

*Rubs hands together*

Ah yes! My plan to get Zarquon out of the way are compl-


Oh hi...

Hope you have a good time Zarq!

Grand Exit post detected.

Banned.

Yessss.


Yeeeesssss.

Delicious drama, I nom it like a snail noms glue.

Ban me? BAN ME? Mwahahahaha-

You fools do not understand the powers of the dark side of the force! There is nothing, nothing you can do to stop ME!

Ahahahahahaha.

Oshi- NOT SUPER AWESOME!

You have stopped me for the last time, darned creation of Uth. However, this time. . .

Oh, posted from Dubai's wi-fi. Transit.

. . .BUT THIS TIME!

Candlejack shall save m-