07-17-2011, 08:48 PM
“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you,
to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears,
and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
-Genghis Khan
to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears,
and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
-Genghis Khan
Chapter One
Fear The Horde
“N’t ev’n a f’ckin’ th’nk yo’. A’l my we’pons g’ne. A’d my ch’nce for p’y. F’ck th’m.”
The erstwhile guard captain had earned herself a measure of safe invisibility in Dalaran. After the orc had said her goodbyes to the group of freed prisoners and given her token honorifics she had loped off, finding a nice, quiet place in a dark alley to nod off.
The erstwhile guard captain had earned herself a measure of safe invisibility in Dalaran. In the city of mages and heroes she was just another mountain of muscles, scars and oiled leather, another orc to join the pile of minor heroes that passed through the floating city’s walls every day.
Moriok was a peculiarly masculine specimen of her race’s gender. The orc was tall and broad, a brawler’s build with thick knuckles and flat feet. Her limbs were thick trunks, each muscle a slight swell that glided and tensed with every movement. Her face –what was visible beneath the spiked blast helmet that was pulled down to her nose- was full of gashes and scars. A v-shaped chink had been carved out of her lower left lip that allowed, when she spoke at great lengths, drool to escape in small beads to wet her chin. Her left nostril had been carved open and re-healed and a length of metal wire had been used to secure the nostril to her cheek. She had a deep burn on her right cheek and on her left five little blade-cut scars.
The orc had been in the city for nearly three days now. After giving her money, weapons and chances for employment to the prisoners to help them escape, the orc was left with only a few silver and a single sword at her disposal. With the cost of transport back to Orgimmar beyond her, she had sold off a few last trinkets and arranged for her stay. With enough silver to pay for drinks and food the orc settled in to wait for providence, the fickle lady, to arrive and see her escape from this slow hell of fancy towers and dress-wearing pansies.
Till then, however, she had to deal with her emotional baggage. Cheap drink was the intelligent option and so the orc had been on a constant pub crawl, moving through the different distributors across the city. There, amidst a small pyramid of her frothy peers, the woman pushed down her sorrow beneath the crushing weight of paint-peeling booze.
Tonight saw her in Dalaran’s Underbelly at the infamous Cantrips & Clay. After lopping around the dilapidated dock skimming off old beers and bumming cigarettes, the woman had settled herself –uninvited- at the table of two grizzled Underbelly Pit Fighters.
The thoroughly drunk orc had been drawn in a trance to Gor’smash the Skullmasher and Vex’nal the Eye Gouger. Maybe the two orc’s flamboyant armor and colorful bloodsmeers touched her womanly heart. Perhaps it was the two’s muscular, overly oiled physiques that touchedr her womanly libido. Whatever the reason she found a kindred spirit in the two men at first sight and had finessed herself into their company.
“W’tho’t me th’y wo’ld be p’ssin’ o’t of th’ir ey’ s’ckets!” The woman slurred, alcohol making her speech even more muddled and spittle-ridden. Moriok dropped her right hand on the table with a dull, metallic sound and, to emphasis her contribution, again snarled, “Th’ir ey’ s’ckets!”
The two Pit Fighters, for their part, nodded sympathetically before turning her attention to the table’s turtle.
When Moriok had arrived at the table she had announced her intent to sit by removing her helmet and slamming it against the wood top. The gesture had caused the two burly orcs to jump and, a distance away in the water, to rouse a little turtle from his slumber. Crawling out of the dingy sewer water, the shell-clad reptile had fallen eyes upon the metal dome.
It was love at first sight.
A few minutes later the turtle, scrabbling against one of the table’s wooden legs, found itself lifted by a female orc’s tight grip. The creature was brought up to the table and, once inspected, deposited on its back. For the rest of the discussion it wobbled back and forth there, wiggling its flat feet in the air as it made soft plaintive sounds at its paramour, the helmet.
The helmet was unresponsive to the turtle’s advances.
“I s’ve th’m fr’m Fac’less. I k’ep th’m ent’rtained. I k’ep th’m al’ve. An’ wh’t do th’y do? Th’y slap me ups’de the h’ad an’ l’ave me h’re to r’t. Me! The C’p’n!”
The two men continued to bob their head in sympathy. Quietly they began to poke the turtle, nudging it into a slow spin. The turtle was displeased by this change.
“It s’cks!”
The men mumbled their agreement. One pulled a cherry tomato from his salad and busied himself with tempting the woozy turtle to eat it. The turtle was having none of it.
“Scr’w th’m. I w’s hon’rable. I d’d wh’t was ri’ht. No sat’sfact’on. No pl’asure.” A slow, wicked smile passed across the woman’s face. Her teeth were yellowed and many were missing. The gaps had been filled with loose debris, from bits of jagged metal to animal bones. Each had been sunk into the woman’s visibly infected gums and tied to the neighboring teeth with strips of copper wire. It gave her smile the appearance of a tetanus warren.
“Yo’ boys g’t th’ r’ght id’a. No hon’r. No gl’ry. J’st punchin’ pe’ple till th’y fall d’wn. Go’d Old H’rde br’tality.” The woman guffawed, reaching over to clasp the two men on the shoulder. They welcomed the gesture with a passing glance and a wan smile.
“Yo’ g’ys g’t y’ur sh’t tog’ther. I l’ke it! N’ r’les. J’st p’in.” The woman settled back into her seat and downed her mug of ale. She belched aftwards, flecing the table and her tabard with bits of gristle and stale beer.
"No m’re k’nd M’riok!” The woman rose, sending the chair skittering backwards. She took back up her helmet, swinging her focus towards the sound of the arena just across the bridge. Another Pit Fight was starting and the hucksters were already calling for bets. The orc felt the thin purse on her side, weighing the handful of silver within.
“Yo’ g’ys g’t it fig’red o’t.” She replaced her helmet, fastening it back down around the chin. Through the little holes in the front and glazed, unfocused eyes she fixed the men with a pointed look. "Lok'tar ogar!”
With the declaration given the orc turns and, fixing her footing, wobbles across the bridge and towards the arena. The two Pit Fighters watch the woman go out of the corners of their eyes, waiting silently till she was gone before breaking into laughter.
“Vat a strange voman…” Mumbled Gor’smash, fidgeting with his green face-paint.
Vex’nel chuckled, fingering his paper-mache axe. “Deed she zeenk ve verre rreally orrks...?”
“Alkohol ees a terreeble zeenk. RRooeens even ze best meends.”
“Yeah. Yeah.” Vex’nel gently nudged the turtle back over. The beast, happy to be righted once more, looked dejectedly around for the helmet. With nothing present, the turtle hung its head. “Ah..Zat rremeends me. Next akt, be morre gentle veez ze foldeenk khaeerr. Ve vant sell ze akt to ze aoodeeenke, not aktooally hoorrt eakhozerr.”
The two draenei Pit Fighters chuckled before heading off to grab another drink. The World Pit Fighting Federation’s sanctioned match wouldn’t be up for another hour or so. Plenty of time to fix up their ‘orc’ armor and re-apply their green make-up.