07-19-2011, 01:36 AM
Figure this is as good a time as any to bring this back up. It seemed to get quite a few 'likes' back when I first posted it.
Quote:Goblin Guide to Garnishment
A.K.A.
How You Get Your Pay
Preface:
When in doubt, net 'em.
Part One: Matters of Violence
Bar Brawl: If (Hah, if) you see a brawl goin' down in the bar, don't hesitate to sit back and watch. If we were gonna break up every little scuffle that happened in the Bay, we wouldn't be in this job now would we?
Bar Brawl, damaging of furniture or other uninvolved customers: Here's where it gets tricky. You see a tauren and an orc goin' at it, when out of the blue, they break a couple chairs, and hurt a few well payin' individuals. Just grab the net gun, and fire away boys! Simple as that. After that, toss 'em outta the bay, and see what the animals think about a couple of hot heads fighting on THEIR property.
Armed Assault: Net, drag, kick out, rinse, repeat.
Murder: If found having murdered some poor schmuck in a back alley, put the killer in a net, and drag him off to the auctions. He can have a nice walk through a Kaja'mite Quarry on the Undermine, see how that straightens him out.
Pick Pocket: Slap the guy on the wrist and tell him not to be such a hack. Obviously, he's not a goblin if he's getting caught for this, so net him any way if you feel like it.
Theft, minor: Ruff 'em up a bit, call 'em out.
Theft, major: Kick the scum outta town.
Injury of a City Official: Either send 'em to the jungle, or to the auctions. Guard's choice.
Arrest, resisting: Did someone say kicked the fel out? Or did I hear Auctions? I'm not sure, what do you think?
Matters of Disorder
Reckless Riding: Mount will be impounded.
Formation of a Riot: Kicked out of Booty Bay, if the riot turns violent, the Auctions aren't an unlikely pit stop.
Impersonating a Guard: To the jungle.
Bribing a Guard: Assuming you grew a conscience all of a sudden, the penalty would be minimal. If, after repeated attempts, they don't stop, kick 'em outta town.
Being a Jackass: Guard's discretion, if someone's just being a nuisance, tell 'em to calm down. If they don't, whip out the net gun, and do what you do best.
