Conquest of the Horde

THE DRUNKEN DWARF BEAR SLAYER IS BACK.
Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. Possibly!

And just in time, it's my one year Cothiversary! ... I feel soulless for some inexplicable reason.

I missed you guys. So what did I miss during my absence, if anyone is kind to inform me?

Welcome back!

Welcome back, enjoy your stay. -Insert other nice things people say here-, even though I don't know you!

Piroska does not approve of bear-slaying, drunken or not, but welcomes you back anyway!

Oh hello there, I've been just getting the get-someone-back-to-CotH-party cake. What a coincidence, don't you believe?

DORFBRO.

YER BACK.

YAY.