Conquest of the Horde

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There is now a place for literary works! Visit the University!
Wheee!

EDIT: Totes got first.
You know I love you.
Our understanding and literature world has increased!
For the record, I love the names for both of those subforums. Oleandrum Exhibition of Fine Arts and Grakorian University of Literary Marvels - so flowery and wonderful.

Thanks. I'll love being able to read and share more here.
Grak must be the one to cut the ribbons.

With his fists.
... No. Edward Crowley must cleave it with his fists.
Nah. We hire Clint Eastwood to blow the ribbons off with a shotgun. And then shoot the remains with the remainder of the ammo.
Those are totally unoriginal!

Let's unleash a dragon.
This meets with my approval! Thank you, Kretol.
(04-08-2012, 04:57 PM)zenethen Wrote: [ -> ]Nah. We hire Clint Eastwood to blow the ribbons off with a shotgun. And then shoot the remains with the remainder of the ammo.

No, Clint has to be unsuccessful with his first five in the magnum that he carries. After cornering said ribbon, he's going to look at it, and say "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"