Conquest of the Horde

You play it, I play it, we all play it just to build statues. It's Tropico time, El Presidente. How goes your little island paradise?

GOOD MORNING, TROPICO! I AM JUANITO, AND THIS IS TROPICO NEWS TODAY!

Quite well. 2017 or so, and I've got probably the best country in the world.

The US came and nuked mine. Well, not nuked, but you get my point.

I'm sad that they got rid of Juanito in the 4th game. I miss Juanito screaming about everything that I did. That, and if I ever did get sick of him, I could use the "silence Juanito" edict.

Though issuing that always made me feel mean.

As it should. He's your number 1 fan, and you kill him!?

At least add a Kill Betty Boom option.