Conquest of the Horde

19:38:06 To [Zairoth]: Pretty sure that's the signal! If you've decided who's first, go for it.
19:38:50 To [Zairoth]: OH WAIT
19:38:51 [Zairoth] whispers: ...
19:38:53 To [Zairoth]: HE STILL GOING
19:39:08 To [Zairoth]: Snap.
19:40:15 To [Zairoth]: That was close. He didn't add a © so I thought he was done.
19:41:02 [Zairoth] whispers: You know that feeling when you go;
19:41:19 [Zairoth] whispers: "If we are panicking like that in such a scenario, imagine if it's real! ERMAHGAWD I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED!"
19:41:32 To [Zairoth]: Ahahaha!
19:42:01 To [Zairoth]: I don't think I've ever actually IC been married, so I wouldn't be able to say!
19:42:17 [Zairoth] whispers: /flails
19:42:17 To [Zairoth]: But I won't lie, I was a little afraid of screwing up giving Faelara away.
19:42:32 [Zairoth] whispers: You know that feel when you type and re-type the same emote multiple times?
19:42:50 To [Zairoth]: "Oh god, what if I accidentally tripped if I did that IRL? WHAT IF THE EMOTE ISN'T DESCRIPTIVE ENOUGH?! AHH I DON'T WANT CHILDREN"
19:43:07 [Zairoth] whispers: LOL
19:43:42 To [Zairoth]: And yeah, I know that feel. I've done it a lot.
19:44:13 To [Zairoth]: "... I think that could be better. Am I over doing it? No, it's fine. Maybe. Oh shit, I spelt an obvious word wrong. WHAT IF I DON'T SPOT ANOTHER AFTER I SENT IT?!"
19:44:22 To [Zairoth]: "AHHH I DON'T WANT WORDS IN MY LIFE ANYMORE. /flee"
19:44:26 [Zairoth] whispers: Especially when everyone's eyes are kinda on you and another person.
19:45:17 To [Zairoth]: I eagerly await Gangnam dance.
19:45:24 [Zairoth] whispers: The longer the sermon is, the more frightened I am. This is bad- ...Gangnam dance?
19:45:24 To [Zairoth]: >8D
19:45:38 To [Zairoth]: Have you seen Cressy's signature?
19:45:49 To [Zairoth]: AND OH GOD YOU'RE BEING ADDRESSED IN IC
19:45:55 To [Zairoth]: AHHHH
19:46:10 To [Zairoth]: GOOD JOB MAN.
19:46:12 To [Zairoth]: YOU NAILED IT.
19:46:14 [Zairoth] whispers: XD
19:46:36 To [Zairoth]: You're a natural.
19:46:48 [Zairoth] whispers: NATURAL AS BEING A GROOM?
19:46:51 [Zairoth] whispers: I DON'T WANT THIS, AHHHHH
19:47:02 [Zairoth] whispers: HOW CAN ONE BE NATURAL AT BEING A GROOM?
19:47:05 [Zairoth] whispers: It's like, it's like, it's like
19:47:14 To [Zairoth]: THIS TUXEDO ISN'T NATURAL! IT'S MAN MADE!
19:47:17 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHHHH!
19:47:19 [Zairoth] whispers: AHHHHHHHHHH!
19:47:25 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHHHHHHH!!
19:47:29 To [Zairoth]: /flails arms
19:47:35 To [Zairoth]: Oh, vows are up.
19:47:39 To [Zairoth]: Possibly.
19:47:41 [Zairoth] whispers: Vows are-
19:47:42 [Zairoth] whispers: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
19:47:45 To [Zairoth]: Do what's directed IC!
19:47:47 To [Zairoth]: DON'T PANIC!
19:47:49 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHH!
19:48:12 To [Zairoth]: We need to post these logs on the forums.
19:48:21 [Zairoth] whispers: Agreed.
19:48:26 [Zairoth] whispers: These whisper logs.
19:49:03 To [Zairoth]: I'll do it when the wedding's over.
19:51:36 To [Zairoth]: NICE JOB.
19:51:41 [Zairoth] whispers: =D
19:51:45 [Zairoth] whispers: I SURVIVED!
19:51:48 To [Zairoth]: BUT ONE PROBLEM. HE SAID UNTIL.
19:51:50 To [Zairoth]: NOT 'TILL.
19:51:52 [Zairoth] whispers: WOO HOO! VICTORY DANCE! A BATTLE IS-
19:51:54 [Zairoth] whispers: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:51:55 [Zairoth] whispers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:51:57 To [Zairoth]: YOUR MARRIAGE IS DOOMED!
19:52:00 To [Zairoth]: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
19:52:01 [Zairoth] whispers: NOO, NO, ACK, NO, ACCCKK, UGGHGHGH, NOO
19:52:03 [Zairoth] whispers: DESPAIR
19:52:17 To [Zairoth]: YOU'RE GOING TO GET OVERWEIGHT AND SHE'LL LEAVE YOU
19:52:20 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHHHhh
19:56:24 To [Zairoth]: SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY JUMPED
19:56:27 To [Zairoth]: I'M SORRY.
19:56:31 [Zairoth] whispers: OMIGAWD, NO
19:56:33 [Zairoth] whispers: NO, NO, HAWK, NO
19:56:36 [Zairoth] whispers: WHY? WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?
19:56:38 [Zairoth] whispers: WE ARE DOOMED
19:56:40 To [Zairoth]: THAT'S SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK
19:56:42 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
19:56:46 [Zairoth] whispers: AND THREE YEARS OF IMPOTENCY
19:56:48 [Zairoth] whispers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
19:57:03 To [Zairoth]: AND FIVE YEARS OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION STARTING FROM NOW
19:57:04 To [Zairoth]: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
19:57:23 [Zairoth] whispers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:57:33 To [Zairoth]: NO HONEYMOON FOR YOU
19:57:47 [Zairoth] whispers: HOW COULD YOU, HAWK, HOW COULD YOU?
19:58:31 To [Zairoth]: I'M SORRY MAN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
19:59:36 To [Zairoth]: BUT DON'T WORRY MAN. I TOOK GCSE SCIENCE, I CAN FIX THIS- Oh wait, go snog the bride.
19:59:45 To [Zairoth]: MOMENT OF TRUTH MAN. MAKE THE KISS COUNT.
20:03:39 To [Zairoth]: A pity the almighty ring bearer isn't here. Frodo brings infinite luck.
20:03:57 [Zairoth] whispers: HE IS COMING
20:04:03 To [Zairoth]: HE IS?
20:04:07 [Zairoth] whispers: BUT THE SPIDER'S DELAYING HIM
20:04:28 To [Zairoth]: STUPID SPIDERS. WHAT'VE THEY DONE FOR US?
20:04:36 To [Zairoth]: Also, go kiss dat preggers lady.
20:06:02 [Zairoth] whispers: CLAP
20:06:03 [Zairoth] whispers: CLAP, MOKAKU
20:06:04 [Zairoth] whispers: CLAP
20:06:05 [Zairoth] whispers: START CLAPPING
20:06:09 To [Zairoth]: SHUT UP LEMME TYPE
20:06:11 [Zairoth] whispers: XD
20:06:34 To [Zairoth]: THRE.
20:06:38 To [Zairoth]: There, even.
20:06:45 [Zairoth] whispers: QUIETLY? QUIETLY?
20:06:49 [Zairoth] whispers: NOW WE ARE DOOOOOOMED
20:06:57 To [Zairoth]: WHEN HAS THE COOL, COLLECTED BADASS EVER CLAPPED LOUDLY?
20:06:58 [Zairoth] whispers: CAN'T LIVE PAST THE NEXT TEN YEARS NOW, THANKS TO YOU, UGHHH
20:07:09 To [Zairoth]: FOOL.
20:07:12 To [Zairoth]: IT'S IN THE RULES.
20:07:21 [Zairoth] whispers: XD
20:07:49 To [Zairoth]: Kalisha didn't even clap.
20:07:54 To [Zairoth]: Hoebag.
20:08:11 [Zairoth] whispers: YEA, MAN, UGH.
20:08:14 [Zairoth] whispers: NOW WE ARE ALL DOOMED
20:08:20 To [Zairoth]: GODDAMN NON-CLAPPERS.
20:08:25 [Zairoth] whispers: ERECTAL DYSFUNCTION EXTENDED ANOTHER 20 YEARS
20:08:26 [Zairoth] whispers: Q.Q
20:08:35 To [Zairoth]: NO VIAGRA WILL RECTIFY THIS.
20:08:40 To [Zairoth]: Geddit? RECTify?
20:08:55 To [Zairoth]: i so funy
20:09:16 [Zairoth] whispers: ...OH YOU.
20:09:28 To [Zairoth]: ohudog.jpeg