Conquest of the Horde

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There were once a pair of guys
Who the present team decides
To give a big, fantastic chance
To learn the CotHian GM dance

So they were painted murky green
And set loose on our CotHer scene
To practice solely for this day
When they will rise without delay

To this full bright green decor
And help us tackle every chore
Like profiles, stories and support
For this awesome WoW resort

And now I have run out of rhymes
So congrats @Geoni and @Ural!

I am not a poet!

Green is the best of all colors
That's why it's used by the dollars.
This is how I congratulate the new game masters,
Because rhyming is all that matters.
I'll try not to drop the ball.

Love, Ural.
Akin to a Boeing,
This news was showing
Abruptly like a manner of bowing.
What am I been speaking.
I'm bad at rhymes
But I'm congratulating
Bacon
Bacon

OHHH BEST RHYMES
Have my most sincere congratulations
The community grants a standing ovation

Your efforts thus far have been most pleasing
But try a little harder, eh? (Of course, I'm just teasing)
Roses are green
violets are green.
Ural and Geoni are green.
Gratz!
Yeah I'm bad at this.
Gratz, you nubs! <3
Grats you two! :D
Kretol is red,
Enforcers were blue.

Wear the green now,
you've got sh---things to do.


And, a haiku.

They once were big nubs,
Now they have ascended up.
Remarkable feat.