[Failed thread derailment with a picture of tubgirl.]
[brief, abbreviated statement of amusement at above picture]
[questions everyone's masculinity, regardless of actual gender]
[irrelevant mention of opinion on the best shooter-class game]
[Sums up everything with a "lol ur a <insert derogatory term here>" comment.]
[Allows all to know that masculinity has nothing to do with superiority, thus he himself has indeed proven that he has won this dramatic fight.]
[Claims dominance over the others, end of story]
[Makes pointless comments on irrelevant subjects in an attempt to bring a lost thread to the Recent Forum Posts.]
[Runs away from the thread necromancer]
[Fumes over a juice box about his supposed lost masculenity, glares at Qaza]
[Snarky response picking on choice words from various posts, taking them out of context to prove my own superiority]
[Highly, tiresomely old comment about, "Arguing online is like winning the special olympics... you're still retarded."]
[Posts his l33t t6, saying that everyone else are noobs, while he himself has no life whatsoever.]
[Eats hot pockets, and makes fun of poor people.]
[SUPER HARDCORE TECHNO RAVE PARTIES YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH WHAT ]
[MORE POINTLESS RANDOM NONSENSE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND IT'S ALL FOR THE LAWLZ DOOP ON MY WHOOP DO A SIDEWAYS CARTWHEEL ROLL FOR THE LULZUA!!]
[Remains utterly oblivious.]
[Heavy sigh, laden with a shrug]
[Still not shaving the beardwall, gonna make pancakes at some point]
[Posts excessively long reply - complains about pointlessly long replies being ignored.]
[Quotes a really long, meaningful post, and replies with one word]