Conquest of the Horde

I've been tossing around classic songs that I really like, inventing spoofs of them that involve The World of Warcraft. And thus: I have created this thread for everyone to post their silly WoW songs. Right now i'll only post one of my songs, but I feel it's the best one that's popped into my head.

Original song by Elton John- Rocket man (it's going to be a long, long time).
Magic Man (It's going to be a long cast time).

They ganked my guild last night, pre-fight
Nine a.m, server time;
And I'm gonna be out of mana by then.
I miss Elwynn so much, I miss Goldshire.
It's lonely in Outlands;
In such a laggy fight.

And I think it's gonna' be a long cast-time,
Till' Flamestrike brings me to the Graveyard to find,
I'm not the Mage they think I am on vent;
Oh no, no, no. I'm a Magic man!
Magic man! Channeling a spell out here, alone!

Arenas aint' the place to start a fight,
Holy shock crits, and nasty DPS.
And there's no one there to rez you if you're dead.
And all these spells I don't use;
I have no life five days a week.
A Magic man, a Magic man!

And I think it's gonna' be a long cast-time,
Till' Flamestrike brings me to the Graveyard to find,
I'm not the Mage they think I am on vent;
Oh no, no, no. I'm a Magic man!
Magic man! Channeling a spell out here, alone!

And I think it's gonna' to be a long cast-time!

Okay... that makes me very happy. On top of that, I've got it stuck in my head now. Kudos!

While listening to the Beatles, I have come up with yet another (this time a little more relevant to the server) WoW song.

Original song by The Beatles- With a little help from my friends.
With a little help from my GMs.

What would you think if I spam LFG,
would you sit up and banhammer me?
Lend me your gold and I'll rush you through quests,
and I'll try not to whipe on elites.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, I get 1337 with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, gettin' skillz with a little help from my GMs!

What do I do when the GMs are away?
Does it worry you to be a n00b?
How do I feel by the end of the raid?
Are you mad because you got no l3wt?

No! I get by with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, I get 1337 with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, gettin' skillz with a little help from my GMs!

Do you need an item summon?
I need a GM to bug!
Could it be any admin?
I want a GM to bug!

Would you believe in a whipe on trash mobs?
Yes, I'm certain n00bs get ganked all the time!
What do you do when you fall off Outlands?
You should totally whisper a GM.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, I get 1337 with a little help from my GMs!
Oh, gettin' skillz with a little help from my GMs!

Do you need an item summon?
I need a GM to bug!
Could it be any admin?
I want a GM to bug!

Oh, I get by with a little help from my GMs!
Mm, I get 1337 with a little help from my GMs!
Oh, gettin' skillz with a little help from my GMs!
Yes, I get gear with a little summon from my GMs!

With a little help from my GMs!

*Laughs... and laughs... and laughs...*