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[Maulbane]

A! For the love of god and all that is holy A!

[Drumgar]

Your lay there... how lame, because I'm the only one posting, I'll go crazy! You hear something, quiet at first, but it gets louder and louder, a whistle? Hurtling closer, and closer! Next thing you know, there's smoke everywhere, your uncomfortable bed has been turned over, and the desire for Jolly Ranchers has faded, when the smoke clears, you notice a large hole in your room's wall, as well as several other hospital rooms, left open by what appears to have been an airstrike, several dead nurses litter the halls of the hospital, your wives among them, at least their boobs are left intact. In your barely covering hopsital gown, with super powers, dead wives and what looks like a army of Chinese soldiers incoming you...

A.Create a jet pack from various things in the room, even if you can fly, jet packs are awesome.
B.Mourn the death of your two, busty wives, they will be missed.
C.Use your super powerful legs and jump out of your hospital room, and crash into the middle of the Chinese army, and prepare for pwnage.
D.Say "Screw this!" And fly away to get some icecream and hookers.
E.All of the above.

[Maulbane]

F. Stay in bed.

I pick F.

[Hawk]

*stabs Maulbane*

D!

As you go to make your desert... You suddenly find yourself infront of Chris Tarant! You're on who wants to be a Millionaire and you're up to ONE MILLION! But... there's something disturbing about the clock. It's moving backwards. Nevermind that you're going to be filthy rich, that damn clock is just too attention grabbing.

What time is it?!

A) Sexy time!
B) SPARTAAAAAA
C) Where's that Wolf? Only HE knows the time.
D) Ask Chris what the hell happened to your ice cream.

[Errata]

B. You kick Chris Tarant in the chest and luckily there's a bottomless well behind him. He falls in and the days is saved. Or is it? You pat your pockets to try and find a fag but none are there! You always smoke a fag after killing someone, that's just how you roll! You also get the sudden urge to start wear a nursing outfit.

What do you do?

A. FUUUUUUUUUUUU- Oh well, can't be that uncomfortable, you try to find a nursing outfit.
B. You always wondered what the bottom of a bottomless well looks like, you'd like to find out.
C. You grow a beard, two infact!
D. A Mexican stand off with the crowd. You all dress like janitors and the person who's idle the longest wins!
E. Ice Cream?

[DaveM]

C, then B, while thinking E.

[Drumgar]

Your had the greatest pair of beards for all of six seconds, man that thing was like Chuck Norris's it was so great... but then you jumped in that well, why'd you do that? Anyways, you didn't even think about falling to your death, mind filled with visions of icecream, you start to fall into darkness, using your cell phone to illuminate the well, you see stone walls in a circle around you an Chris Tarant soon comes into view out of the gloom. You...

A.Punch him in the fase!
B.Throw your cell phone.... at his fase.
C.Kick him in the fase!
D.Ask him how hes doing, and apologize for kicking him, that was uncalled for.
E.Ask him if he thinks this well, is truly bottomless?

[DaveM]

D, then A

[Drumgar]

D'awww... how polite, he can hardly believe how you kicked him in earlier with your current mannerisms, so well spoken. He smiles and nods, accepting your apology, as far as the well goes, hes unsure, but... the lights go dim, and the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire music plays! You're still playing it seems! He looks dead at you and says... "Now then... for one -million- dollars, what is the speed of acceleration due to gravity?"

A.3.4 miles per hour.
B.9.8 meters per second.
C.12 parsecs per light year.
D.Think the question is too hard, and believe you'll be better of choking him to death, and taking the money.(Cause he obviously keeps it on him.)
E.Shave your beard using nothing but your belt, and the reflection from your cellphone in this dark well.

[Hawk]

D. Violence solves everything!

Well, congratulations! You have one million dollars, an awesome beard, but there's one problem. You're stuck in the bottomless well! What do you do?

A) Think "Wait a minute. If it's bottomless, why am I stuck?! I should still be falling!"
B) Imagine a whole army of busty nurses with giant boobs coming to rescue you and pray that it actually happens.
C) Proclaim yourself as Spiderman and attempt to climb the walls.
D) Go to sleep. Afterall, laziness has solved quite a lot of things surprisingly.
E) Occupy yourself creating a poo-in-a-leaf until someone rescues you.

(By the way, this thead is halarious... XD)

[Errata]

D.

You fall into a deep slumber. You wake a few minutes later because a fly lands on your nose. Whoah, you're lying in a bed, maybe that's why you didn't fall to your death! Wait, bottomless well, was it? Oh, well. So now you're on a floating bed in a bottomless well. That fly is getting rather annoying. What to do?

A. Read a newspaper, then roll it up and swat at the fly.
B. Eat the fly.
C. Eat the newpaper.
D. Try a few magic words to get the floating bed to float some more!
E. Hey, it's a bed! Take a nap, will you?

[Vrahn]

C, lolwut?

[Hawk]

The fly, utterly confused why it wasn't swatted by the newspaper, cuddles up against you for your kind hearted thoughts.

"Friiiienddd! Bzzzt." he squeaks.

Do you:

A) Say "Buzz off wise guy!" then snicker at your lame pun.
B) Make a :3 face and slowly drift off to sleep.
C) Wonder how the fly got in here, and question to see if there's a way out.
D) Plan to make even more money if you ever managed to escape, because you've just found a freaking talking fly.
E) Eat the fly.
F) Have the fly teach you how to fly like a fly, and fly like no fly and ever flied before in the history of flying! Did I mention the fly can teach you how to fly?

[DrinkArizona]

F!

[Mike]

F - For sure.