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CotH characters IRL?
Inspired by Shivali, I decided to make this into a thread!

What would your CotH characters jobs be if they were in the RL world?

Rorbin - Bartender/Circus actor
Mokaku (Hawk) - Mob Boss
Eirtahl - Greenpeace employee
Norman - Waiter
Rick - Electrician
Kargus - Usher
Keldamir - Pfft, he'd be unemployed.
Kalon - Policeman
Daniel - Policeman
Draknir - Bouncer
Athrelor - Farmer
Tzekel - lolwut
Morgar - Lawyer (wat?)
Modryn - Rock Climber
Deh'yo - Artist/Sculptor
Hassildor - Bodyguard
Yudo - Martial Arts teacher.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
Athiad - Psychopath / strip joint owner
Bass - Rancher
Octaverin - Cartographer
Tarius - FBI angent
Boska - Sherpa
Edros - Martial arts instructor
Kuweshi - Guru
Sarnzul - Boxer
Zimmasul - Public relations
Valt - No freakin' clue, man
Vorrnuk - Violent nature conservationist
Kurlen - Music instructor
Crunchym8: Work tomorrow at a greenhouse, followed by a D&D session. Aw fel yeaahhh I can't be more hardcore.
Crunchym8: I AM SO MANLY.
Larshka - Gardener
Abgiail - Chemist
Queloria - Physicist
Babbakin - Airplane technician
Twiggy - General practitioner. Or pediatrician.
Phea - Cartographer
Adalae - Art teacher
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[Click on a character to learn more about them!]

Esther - Hippie
Ferring - Film noir detective
Hesper - Scientest
Jaqueline - Your manager
Moose - Some chick named Romney
Rassia - Stagehand doomed to mediocrity
Venna - Cop, durhurhur
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Jared - A janitor, shelf-stacker, burger-flipper or something similarly mundane, because in the real world, stupid people don't get cool jobs. Either that, or a security guard. I could also see him being a Marine, but... eh. Not an officer. Too stooput.
Miles - A barman, maybe. Or a dodgy rogue trader.
Hala'ki - Intern at the local asylum... or, well, they tell him he's working there of his own choice to keep him calm and to stop him flying into another episode.
Daranar - Your local GP. Who drugs you and dissects your body when you turn up with a throat infection.
Harkin - Either a mob hitman, or a sailor. Or hey, maybe a pirate! I mean one with an AK-47 and a machete rather than with a cutlass and a flintlock, mind you.
Raikal - Crazy survivalist who subsists alone in the woods in an attempt to escape corporate-influenced society. I dunno.
Vortakh - Aging war veteran with PTSD. And one hand.
Terant- Author.
Aleina- Religious fanatic.
Saanto- Prime Minister of some country that has a prime minister, maybe more than one.
Akira- Religious fanatic of a religion opposing Aleina's.
Neera- Video game tester.
Hantin- This guy.
Keetan- Guy who lives in his mom's basement at age 50.
Ashren - Scientist
Sylea - Owner of a retail chain
Ariannah - No idea...bondage queen, perhaps.
Valishna - Mystic/Fortune Teller

Navarion - Host of a nature show
Mistress Sylea Moonwhisper - Human - Azeroth Trade Syndicate
Baroness Ariannah Timaeus - Human - The Scourgebane Trinitus
Valishna- Draenei - Unaffiliated
This was a wonderfully delightful idea. =)

Katelyn- Some factory worker for Smith & Wesson

Guenlitaka- Elementary School Teacher

Anuil- Some military General/Strategist

Roselyn- Reformed criminal working with a non-profit organization to help kids stay off the streets. (...Oddly specific.)

Okitna- Interpretive Dancer

I think that is all...I'm probably forgetting one of them and they will be mad at me for neglecting them.
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Aubreigh- Volunteer Nurse.
Saddie- Florist.
Joselyn- President of an Adult Store Company.
Versh'Ka- Revolutionist.
Taga- Prison Warden.
Soleil- Full-time BitchMonster... or an HMO employee.
"Everybody sees what you appear to be, few feel what you are..."
-Niccolò Machiavelli
Jabtok - A Redneck

John - A Lumberjack or super bad Politician, oh yeah, that's already what he is!

Istvan - Motivational Speaker!
Thane Gwydd: Mountain King Gwyddy
Warlord Kron: Horde Warlord
Battlecruiser Captain: Who called in the fleet?
Sir Baldwin: Knight of Stormwind
My Guide to Roleplaying Warfare!
Woah, nice, haha, love this thread :D

Mictian - Navy Seals (or some kick ass covert military unit, haha)

Euronymous - Police Officer
Alakintra: World Emperor
Trust me, the mark of a politician is one who can speak a lot and say nothing at all. Alakintra would be elected and be World Emperor by lunch.
Alakintra Blood Knight
Caediath Ebon Blade, Third War Survivor
Clovis - I don't know why, but I'd say a Paramedic or something involving emergency health care.

Taje - Definitely a Gunsmith.
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Seu- terrorist
Dharma- royalty (does no work :D)
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
Jelme - Professional Idiot, possibly repeating high-school for the seventh time.
Lorailis - Sergeant in X national army. General badass that manages to avoid promotion on purpose.
Toranak - Voyeur. That, or a psychopath.
Maulbane - That guy who, when you go into his house, the first thing you see is the Elephant's head. And the elephant's family in a neat row next to it.
Taves - Medium ranking politician, that guy who you don't know well but is on TV quite a bit.
Verake - That one man you see, covered in tattoos and smashes a bottle if you look at him that way (See: Any way)
Yverian - Independent shop owner, probably herbs/pretty rocks/that jazz.
Varayvia - That broody b***h in the corner.
Denry - Canadian sales rep.
Tarson - Modern day miner whose hard work is ignored.
Kaskard - Professional bar fight initiator.
Bruen - Religious fundamentalist, fan of god's wrath.
Sarlek - Judgmental man with no evidence behind his judgments; Eternally frustrated
Ceradon - Small game hunter. Rabbits never stood a chance.

Move him into the sun—
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields half-sown.
Always it woke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds,—
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides,
Full-nerved—still warm—too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
—O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth’s sleep at all?
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