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Hurt 'n' Heal! ... Again!
#1
This was actually a game an old member, zaceee, posted a while ago, and it was pretty fun, so I thought I'd bring it back!

zaceee Wrote:The rules!
Basically , i take a few of the main epic characters from the warcraft series (regardless of wether they're dead or not) And they all start with 100 health , Then they slug it out , To see who is the most epic! , YOUR purpose , is to Embody what they do , In a humourous post , For example * I stand on a Bug , and the twin emporers die a little inside* Each Aggressive action against a particular character Knocks off 10 health , So , in respect to that previous action , the twin emporers would now be on 90 health. You may also heal Characters , But ofcourse , You must make a humorous reason , why they would be healed. For example , lets say Arthas is on 80 health , * Arthas eats a Bubblegum flavoured icecream , and feels exceedingly refreshed* Arthas would then be elevated to 85 Health! therefore , each heal , is ALWAYS worth + 5 Hp to a certain character. SO , please let me begin!

I've lowered it from 100 to 80 hit points, so it doesn't drag on too long.

Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Rhonin - 80
Gul'dan - 80
Varian - 80
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 80

Also, please copy the previous scores and your changes to them, so we don't have to keep calculating them, heh. Also, try make your posts humurous!

I'll start off!

Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 80
Zul'jin - 80
Varian - 80
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70

Mekkatorque lost his hand in a shredding machine, thus unable to tinker.

"I just... -loved-... to tinker... /cry"

... I'm relying on you guys for the humour here.
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 80
Zul'jin - 80
Varian - 70
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70

Thrall cut's Varian's hair off when he's sleeping, Varian wakes up to a baldy head and begins to cry and drown in his own tears.

"Take that you ballerina!" -Thrall's thoughts as he cuts off the hair.
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Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 80
Zul'jin - 80
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70

Varian can't stop QQing, and so he undergoes a surgery. Unfortunately, they removed the wrong parts...
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#4
That's the spirit!

Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 80
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70

Zul'jin laughs at Varian's misfortune, though he soon bursts into tears once he's reminded of his missing arm.

"I've missed ja so much, Lefty!" he cries.

EDIT: Just realised Kael'thas is supposed to be at 80, not 85! My bad!
"I am more afraid of one hundred sheep led by a lion than one hundred lions led by a sheep."
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Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70


Archimonde destroys Dalaran again. Yet again the fountain still remains. Archimonde loses a golden coin for wishing to know how the fountain survived his wrath yet again. Because of this, Archimonde ends up broke and begging for coin.


EDIT: Hawk is sneaking Health in for Kael'thas.
Little by little, one travels far.
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Illidan - 80
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70


A vote is held by all the faction leaders to decide who the worst faction leader is. The vote was already pretty much decided though, considering Varian didn't even get an invitation by the rest.
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Illidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 70


While laughing in the face of a raid party, Illidan accidentally swallows his prop skull.

"-Gasp! I... was... -not-... prepared!"
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

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Illidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 80
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

High Tinker Mekkatorque is hired to invent something to get the prop out of Illidins throat, when he did, he retrieved the skull and it automatically corrupted the poor fellow.
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#9
Illidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 80
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60


Cenarius is mistaken for a deer in the wild. He'll not sit right for days.
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

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Illidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 70
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

Arthas is bummed out because his meat-wagon-mobile is dented from the last animal he ran over.
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Glain123 Wrote:Cenarius is mistaken for a deer in the wild. He'll not sit right for days.

That's pretty epic.

llidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 60
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 80
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

Arthas has been chillin' at Icecrown to long, his doctor Kel'Thuzad tells him that he's got hypothermia along with ammonia. Poor Arthas needs some hot soup.
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llidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 60
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 50
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 70
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

Kael'thas has an "off" day, and forgets to put up his Fire Ward before jumping on Al'ars back.
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llidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 80
Arthas - 60
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 70
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

Varian catches his son playing with a half-orc, he kills it and drinks it's blood. +5 Health
Mabra Dragonbasher- A battle hungry dwarven lady, hirable for personal protection and for larger tasks requiring violence.
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llidan - 70
Thrall - 80
Jaina - 70
Arthas - 60
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 70
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60


Jaina decides that she wants to visit Thrall. Little did she know that Thrall wasn't there. Grom said hello. Anyone else see that twinkle in the sky?
Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

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llidan - 70
Thrall - 70
Jaina - 70
Arthas - 60
Archimonde - 70
Zul'jin - 70
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 70
Kael'thas - 70
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 60

Thrall feels sad about being the only one that isn't hurt yet, he makes a youtube video in which he cuts himself. -10 health
Mabra Dragonbasher- A battle hungry dwarven lady, hirable for personal protection and for larger tasks requiring violence.
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