Hurt 'n' Heal! ... Again!

[Freke]

Rhonin - 45
Gul'dan - 20
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 45

Lor has an OD of heals and so he loses health. On the bright side Sylvanas is a BAMF and so she gets +5 from Freke!

[Thoradin]

Rhonin - 45
Gul'dan - 20
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 35


Unfortunate thing to do, To be undead and to go skinny dipping in a lake of plagued frenzied fish. Ahwell back to the drawing board.

[Avalanche]

Rhonin - 45
Gul'dan - 15
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 35

Gul'dan locks himself in the attic because no one wants to go skinny dipping with him

[Terant]

Rhonin - 45
Gul'dan - 5
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 35

Gul'dan's insurance company won't cover his loss of all skin, organs, and body because they found a preexisting common cold.

[Hawk]

Rhonin - 45
Gul'dan - Dead!
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 35

Gul'dan fell down a well, and was never seen again...

[Errata]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 35

Rhonin is attacked by several samurai from feudal japan. A common mistake. It did hurt, though!

[Maulbane]

I felt like helping. Here's a list of the dead and alive contestants so we can keep a track of it all!

Illidan - DEAD
Thrall - DEAD
Jaina - DEAD
Arthas - DEAD
Rhonin - ALIVE
Gul'dan - DEAD
Varian - DEAD
Cenarius - DEAD
Kael'thas - DEAD
High Tinker Mekkatorque - DEAD
Lor'themar - ALIVE
Sylvanas - DEAD
Zul'Jin - DEAD
Garrosh Hellscream - ALIVE
High Overlord Saurfang - ALIVE
Saurfang the Younger - ALIVE
Cairne Bloodhoof - ALIVE
Grom Hellscream - ALIVE
Archimonde - DEAD
Varimathras - DEAD

[JackofBlades]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 30

Sylvanas looks into a mirror and it suddenly bursts..she jumps into the undercity water..i think its water..and almost drowns (But is saved by a helpful and brave gnome that was eaten later)

[Dilly]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 25
Sylvanas realised that she could become the new, lovey cuddly fluffy Lich King.. uhm, Queen and went into her happy place. That's why I put +5 to Syl-- Huh? Oh! While going to her rainbow land she remembered that... that... she doesn't have one! Boohoo! -5 to Sylvanas because of her sadness!

On a sidenote, Maulbee, you missed Archimonde. :P
How dare you miss my favorite creacher from WoW?! I'll make sure you won't get that secretary place in the new world order!

Edit: Dang, I got beaten by JackofBlades. Oh well, Sylvanas is at 25 then. :twisted:

[PiesOfNub]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 20
Varimathras - 25

Sylvanas, after discovering the wonders of having a spiked drink, wakes up next to Varimathras.. Now, Varimathras is incapable of fathering little Dreadlords.

Oh, -5 to Sylvanas because of shame/embarrassment/spiked drink had a crapload of other stuff in it/etc.

EDIT: While I'm at it, let's bring Varimathras into this somewhat disturbing action! He's very low on health after being emasculated..

[Freke]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 30
Varimathras - 25

Sylvannas now has to mother dreadlords.

On a side note, the rules have gotten mixed up and now Sylvannas has lost -10 health!

[Terant]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 30
Varimathras - 10

Since paladins are getting nerfed in 3.2, they decide to take out their anger on Varimathras. Unfortunately for him, they aren't nerfed yet...

[Maulbane]

Woops! Varimathras and a bunch of silly potion-makers decide to rebel against everything at the same time. Varimathras didn't really think this one through. Thrall shows up and wtfpwns him and the Royal Apothecary Society for great justice. After the death of her lieutenant, she dumps the evil Dread-spawn over a bridge and vows to never, ever think of him again.

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 30
Varimathras - -7201

[Terant]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 20

After the death of Varimathras, Sylvanas has nobody to talk to. She overdoses on Mekkatorque's antidepressants that he invented a loooong time ago. Remember?

[Sourpuddle]

Rhonin - 35
Lor'themar - 20
Sylvanas - 10


Sylvanas drops her wand-- I mean, bow, and then she remembers that she doesn't have her Varima-poo.