Hurt 'n' Heal! ... Again!

[Proxy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 50
Arthas - 10
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 50
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Bara-- Er, 'Icecrown Citadel' is finished... but so is Mount Doom. The Frozen Throne is quickly becoming The Puddle Chair.

[Painkillah]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 50
Arthas - 5
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 50
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50


Arthas simply fails for trying to impersonate Sauron. Upon spying this thread with THE EYE, he realises his Wrath Gates are a copy after the Black Gates, his Icecrown Citadel copied after Barad-dûr as well as the almighty eye, the barren wastelands of death and I wish that was all.
He bows his head down, "It's not easy being the King."

On a side note. Get him out already. :roll:

[Dotsy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 40
Arthas - 5
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 50
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Coming to realize that people aren't talking about her anymore, Jaina dies a little inside.

[Errata]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 45
Arthas - 5
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 50
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Jaina gets word of people talking about her again, she starts living a little inside again.

[Proxy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 45
Arthas - 5
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

In the middle of the usual Wednesday tea party with Illidan, Kael breaks a thumbnail. We all know, as he whined to his captive naaru buddy, that "... thumbnails hurt the worst! And then the sensitive bit of skin that it was protecting feels -funny- for like a whole week!" Needless to say, the get-together was ruined.

Also, it's no wonder M'uru corrupted so fast.

[Hawk]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 45
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

With the fear of his famous sword Frostmourne being in the posession of mere mortals from a raid drop, he decides to go deep into a forest a bury it forever and ever and ever.

The only problem is, he got lost, and he was never seen again.

[Dotsy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 45
Jaina - 35
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Thrall continues to try and chop down trees...Little does he know though, that his people are launching them at Jaina's Citadel. Now she's mad.

[Sourpuddle]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 35
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 55
Cenarius - 60
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Jaina writes out a hateful poem of Thrall after the worthless trees hit her citidal. Thrall is sad orc.

[Thoradin]

(Sorry guys, the post I made about Cenarius. He is actually at 50 health. My bad. )


Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 35
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Varian gets word that Arthas got lost and he claims the map-mix up. He feels just a little bit better about himself. Way to go sport! +5 health

[Vrahn]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 50

Thrall's constant whining has caused Jaina to invest heavily in research regarding sleeping pills. So far they have yet to yield results.

[Thoradin]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 45
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40


Jaina makes a sleeping spell. Unfortunately it missed fired and hit an unfortunate gnome in a flying machine.

[Dotsy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Arthas - DEAD
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40

The flying machine fell. Using incomplete (Almost Imposible Too) logic, it refects a Polymorph back to the caster, Kael'Thas. He's a sheep!

[HelveteSong]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 30
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40

Jaina realizes the absolute truth: To deal with whiners, she must unleash a mass polymorph spell all over the world! +5

[Proxy]

Illidan - 40
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40

Thrall becomes a sheep, and Jaina repents with an epic sadfaec! Where will she get orc lovin' from now?

[Hawk]

Illidan - 45
Thrall - 35
Jaina - 25
Archimonde - 50
Zul'jin - 60
Varian - 60
Cenarius - 50
Kael'thas - 35
High Tinker Mekkatorque - 40

Desperate times call for desperate measures for Jaina... she got the next best thing.