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Stupid Children
#1
As the subject line reads, this is about stupid children.

Or at least, it's about what's causing them to be stupid.

I blame Nickelodeon.

Specifically, for this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnyard_(film)

My parents got this from my aunt. And I saw glimpses of it last night.

If you have never heard of the movie, here's the major point. They have transgendered cows. To put it mildly. For those of you who don't understand what that means, they have males, known as bulls, with udders (something only the females have).

x_x I weep for the children.
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#2
I blame the rap music and jell-o puddin'.
/Bill Cosby

Aaaanyway, Uhm. I watch my younger cousin watch this stuff. Most of it is pure crap, but for some reason, the more recent Spongebob cartoons are hilarious, even to a 22 year old :|
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#3
I blame iCarly. My niece and nephews watch that shit, and it drives me -nuts-. It's so rediculous, I hope that the actors and actresses really reflect on what the hell they are doing to their careers.

Oh, and Twilight. That is ruining the brains of tween girls everywhere, who in the future will be clueless when it comes to -real- relationships.

Give us shit like Ren and Stimpy back!
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#4
Rensin Wrote:Give us shit like Ren and Stimpy back!

Yes! Mindless stupidity and violence! That is what todays kids need, not freaking... Bulls with udders and sparkly vampires.
Crunchym8: Work tomorrow at a greenhouse, followed by a D&D session. Aw fel yeaahhh I can't be more hardcore.
Crunchym8: WE'RE PLANTING THE MUMS AND THE DAYLILLIES TOMORROW AND IF WE HAVE TIME SNAPDRAGONS
Crunchym8: I AM SO MANLY.
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#5
Rensin Wrote:Oh, and Twilight.

FUUUUUUUUU

I don't know why all the girls wet their panties whenever they see him. I've never taken a liking to diamond boy myself... Oh, and the actress on the film is TERRIBLE. She has the same facial expression for practically everything.

I blaaame... let's see... Well, any show that teaches kids to be morons, really.
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#6
The expression with the slanted eyebrows, scrunched forehead, and gaping mouth?

D:<
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#7
Twilight is absolute crap. I've never read it, or seen anything beyond trailers, and I can tell you that.

That nonsense about a werewolf just snapping from human to wolf in a blink is idiotic.

But my disdain for the series is more from the writer plagiarizing all her material. I used to date a girl that was crazy about that nonsense. She would get mad when I pointed out all the stuff the author had stolen from other recent books.

Bring back some of the old stuff, where vampires are actually bad, and the girls like them because they are dark and mysterious.
Not broody twinkly teenage boys.
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#8
Ann Rice.

She was the original "I'm gonna romance up some vampires", and then Twilight Lady stole her ideas. And made them even less sexier, and took out the confliction.
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#9
I read twilight. Didn't like it.

Read part of...whichever is book 2. Hated it.

It's all...boring and...presumptious...and...and...targetive of little girls with guy-related daydreams.

Stoping myself before I rant.

That's Cressy's job.

Edit: Anne Rice is awesome.
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#10
Meh.

Give me Stephen King anyday. We just need someone to make vampires horrific again, not cute and cuddley or deep and sexy, or action heros. We need something freakin' SCARY.

And werewolves. We need more, that aren't CGI, but old style real looking shit.
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#11
I dunno about the Anne Rice bit. But I do know she stole stuff from other recent vampire novelists. Like the Anita Blake and Dark books.

Which could be labeled as bad as Twilight, but at least when I read them they seemed to have their own storylines. A lot of Twilight seems like it's cut and mangled from those.

We need more Legacy of Kain-style stories. Where vampires revel in the blood, even when they are the "good" guys.
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#12
We need more 'Salems Lot-ish stuff.
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#13
Oh, this is going to be fun! It's 1:20am and I has a rant building up!

The problem with today's children is both somewhat poor parenting, and a corrupted medium of entertainment. See, today's media represents female "role models" as stick insects, sluts, and overall, disgusting specs of life. Little girls watch this and think "Oh wow, she's getting all the cute guys!" and strives to be like her. The little boys watch it and grow up with the image of a "perfect" woman.

Also, sex. I was talking to some of my friends in Agriculture today about the dirty deed (DONE DIRT CHEAP!), and my teacher interrupted us, saying that her 7 year old daughter said she was offered sex by a 6 year old boy. Now seriously, that's just horrible that someone that young even knows what sex is! I remember when I was 6 and jumping around on invisible rabbits, not talking about sex..

As for Twilight, it's pure bullcrap. It yet again reinforces the stereotype that the "perfect partner" has to be 'attractive', and mysterious. Personally, I wouldn't want to have a boyfriend or girlfriend who is so shallow as to judge her "crushes" on a stupid book, and compare them to a sparkling "Vampire" who really does need his head ripped off by the Tank from L4D.

Aaaaanyyyyyyyyywaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyysssssssssss, onto the next point I had in mind!

Pornography! The perverted plague which is being made more easily accessible every freaking day. With pornography spreading even around Primary schools, it's becoming an epidemic. Boys become used to seeing females treated the way they are in Porn, and will possibly end up treating a woman like that later in life. It also creates a wrong image of the "perfect woman", and how to "get" men.

Overall, the media REALLY needs to lessen the sex-appeal, for the sake of the next generations, and parents really need to start monitoring their children more.

Also, needs more Tom and Jerry. That show kicked more ass than Kicky McAssKicker.
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#14
I love you guys. Really, your words are pure =)
My sister's the only girl I know who doesn't like that Twilight crap. I even have a guy friend who's crazy about it, but then again he also listens to Kelly Clarkson-- aaaanyway, as a big fan of vampires and pretty much anything with a gothic atmosphere... Well, there you have it. No sparkly shyte for me =)
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#15
PiesOfGod Wrote:Also, needs more Tom and Jerry.

YES.
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