Conquest of the Horde

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Server down? but...but...I just got approved 2 days ago...
*cries a river*

just kidding
hope the doing-stuffs-to-the-server-thingiemawidget goes smooth :D
cause no one likes a messy server XD
Good, I get to prolong that Orc roleplay. THAT'S RIGHT KRETOL. NO ORC RP FOR THREE DAYS.
shademourne Wrote:Good, I get to prolong that Orc roleplay. THAT'S RIGHT KRETOL. NO ORC RP FOR THREE DAYS.

Orc RP consists of:

Arguing about how my orc is tougher than your orc. Arguing about why we don't just kill all the pinksins. Followed by killing things.
AM180 Wrote:Orc RP consists of:

Arguing about how my orc is tougher than your orc. Arguing about why we don't just kill all the pinksins. Followed by killing things.
Killing things is great.
Okay, since it's going to be down for a while, I should finish Elina's profile.. i'm still intimidated by the whole 10 times long thing D:
Asdafaffle Wrote:Okay, since it's going to be down for a while, I should finish Elina's profile.. i'm still intimidated by the whole 10 times long thing D:

Ten lines isn't that much. Once you start writing, you'll see. :3
Loxmardin Wrote:
Asdafaffle Wrote:Okay, since it's going to be down for a while, I should finish Elina's profile.. i'm still intimidated by the whole 10 times long thing D:

Ten lines isn't that much. Once you start writing, you'll see. :3
Oooh... ten lines? Thank you! I thought it meant 10 *pages*. x3
Asdafaffle Wrote:
Loxmardin Wrote:
Asdafaffle Wrote:Okay, since it's going to be down for a while, I should finish Elina's profile.. i'm still intimidated by the whole 10 times long thing D:

Ten lines isn't that much. Once you start writing, you'll see. :3
Oooh... ten lines? Thank you! I thought it meant 10 *pages*. x3

I'd make you write 10 pages worth.
bbbbbbbbbooooooorrrrreeeeeeeedddd...
To make it worse when it's afternnon 4 ppl who live in America It's 10 o'clock in the night here!!!
So everyone in Europe lwith a GMT of 0 or +1...
We gather at 9.00 tonight!
Kretol Wrote:
AM180 Wrote:Orc RP consists of:

Arguing about how my orc is tougher than your orc. Arguing about why we don't just kill all the pinksins. Followed by killing things.
Killing things is great.

Agreed. and I Loled so hard.
Manufreak101 Wrote:bbbbbbbbbooooooorrrrreeeeeeeedddd...
To make it worse when it's afternnon 4 ppl who live in America It's 10 o'clock in the night here!!!
So everyone in Europe lwith a GMT of 0 or +1...
We gather at 9.00 tonight!
Not long now then.
sunday12321 Wrote:
Kretol Wrote:
AM180 Wrote:Orc RP consists of:

Arguing about how my orc is tougher than your orc. Arguing about why we don't just kill all the pinksins. Followed by killing things.
Killing things is great.

Agreed. and I Loled so hard.


QQ We have deep and meaningful conversations before we kill things, and sometimes after!
ChampionMouse Wrote:QQ We have deep and meaningful conversations before we kill things, and sometimes after!

"No, hitting it over the head with a MACE is better than a axe..."
"No...an Axe is much better."
Avitz Wrote:
ChampionMouse Wrote:QQ We have deep and meaningful conversations before we kill things, and sometimes after!

"No, hitting it over the head with a MACE is better than a axe..."
"No...an Axe is much better."
Actually, here's the revised conversation:

"Why don't we just use a mace and save on cleaning up any blood splatter from the axe?"
"Well, the mace is a rather heavy weapon. The strength required to propel it towards the skull of someone would require more than enough energy required for cleaning up a little bit of blood splatter. Besides, we have an axe already, so we save money."
"True, but using the mace is a lot faster than using an axe, in terms of usage, then disposal of bodily fluids expelled from the victim as a result of the assault. It just requires a little bit more effort."
The other Orc looked to the one who just spoke, a light-bulb shining inside his brain.
"What if.. We were to create an axe-cross-mace weapon! We can call it the Arcanite Reaper."

And so, the brains behind the operation discovered the power that was the Arcanite Reaper, and in turn, unlocked the legendary cleaving powers of High Overlord Saurfang the Elder. Unfortunately, the trait was recessive. And since he was the only one to have the said trait, his son did not receive it. This can be explained in further detail in the Horde's Compendium Of Scientific Marvels. Note that the "Horde" is just not a poorly-disguised attempt at replacing the word "Alliance" on the cover. It is 100% legitimate.

What the feck did I just write?
Pies....I...I don't even know what to say. xD
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