Avitz Wrote:ChampionMouse Wrote:QQ We have deep and meaningful conversations before we kill things, and sometimes after!
"No, hitting it over the head with a MACE is better than a axe..."
"No...an Axe is much better."
Actually, here's the revised conversation:
"Why don't we just use a mace and save on cleaning up any blood splatter from the axe?"
"Well, the mace is a rather heavy weapon. The strength required to propel it towards the skull of someone would require more than enough energy required for cleaning up a little bit of blood splatter. Besides, we have an axe already, so we save money."
"True, but using the mace is a lot faster than using an axe, in terms of usage, then disposal of bodily fluids expelled from the victim as a result of the assault. It just requires a little bit more effort."
The other Orc looked to the one who just spoke, a light-bulb shining inside his brain.
"What if.. We were to create an axe-cross-mace weapon! We can call it the Arcanite Reaper."
And so, the brains behind the operation discovered the power that was the Arcanite Reaper, and in turn, unlocked the legendary cleaving powers of High Overlord Saurfang the Elder. Unfortunately, the trait was recessive. And since he was the only one to have the said trait, his son did not receive it. This can be explained in further detail in the Horde's Compendium Of Scientific Marvels. Note that the "Horde" is just not a poorly-disguised attempt at replacing the word "Alliance" on the cover. It is 100% legitimate.
What the feck did I just write?