Conquest of the Horde

I was having a grand time. I was busy frolicking about the Southwestern Azuremyst Isle area, freeing baby furblogs, killing adult furblogs, living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, that kind of thing. Then...all of a sudden...A BLOODY ELF. He says to me, "Surrender your money or die!" or something relative to that as he breaks from stealth and engages combat. Immediately after, I get a critical error and a client crash.

Observe this area for the specific location of the attack and crash:


Elves really are to be blamed for everything.

Epic. I was running back to my body to rez (after I logged back in as a ghost) and encountered a critical error as I drew near the corpse. This is only getting better!

Sadly, Blood Elf bandits cause WoW errors whenever you go near them. I remember this vividly as I nearly bugged GM Island.

What's the character name?

Heh. Naruul. Funny, I might need this, since I can not longer log the character due to critical errors stalking me.

You'z summoned you GM Island.

Epic stuff. Exact same thing is happening again. I hearthed back today to mop up a few quests away from the Furblogs and then head to Auberdine, and I was ganked/wow.exe crashed whilst killing some Lashers. I might need another one of those fancy GMI teleports.

Bloody elves.

Bloody, bloody elves.

Done.