11-24-2010, 07:24 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Your attention please! Have you ever wanted feathers? Have you ever wanted to spew a delicious treat at your foes!? Maybe, just maybe, bones of Thorium!? Then find me around Booty Bay! I'm the only one using a crutch with a diamond!
For I have these amazing potions that could easily grant you these abilities! They are completely original and only found from me! For just a simple offering, YOU could own one of these magical potions I like to call, Potions Of Wonder!
Many will be struck in awe of your new monstrous shadow! Or your amazing ability to blind foes WITH YOUR TEETH! You will be loved, celebrated, or at least just plain impressed upon!
Just find me! The man who doesn't plan, the magician that really needs a physician, the guy who -thought- he could fly!
~=Stewart Genison=~
For I have these amazing potions that could easily grant you these abilities! They are completely original and only found from me! For just a simple offering, YOU could own one of these magical potions I like to call, Potions Of Wonder!
Many will be struck in awe of your new monstrous shadow! Or your amazing ability to blind foes WITH YOUR TEETH! You will be loved, celebrated, or at least just plain impressed upon!
Just find me! The man who doesn't plan, the magician that really needs a physician, the guy who -thought- he could fly!
~=Stewart Genison=~