Conquest of the Horde

If my terrible knowledge of time and timezones doesnt fail me I may be able to show up to a few of them on Ensuena

Hmmmm wonderful...*rubs hands together* WONDERFUL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I mean Ahem...


Who to bring hrm......

If you say "forever alone" twice while in the event, you get a free kiss from Eppy. True story.

(02-02-2012, 04:18 AM)Saiyuu Wrote: [ -> ]If you say "forever alone" twice while in the event, you get a free kiss from Eppy. True story.

It isn't usually that hard.

Will a mate be found for Drena?

We'll see if any of the 7 events will find her one true love! (or several)

(02-02-2012, 07:21 AM)Lunaxy Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-02-2012, 04:18 AM)Saiyuu Wrote: [ -> ]If you say "forever alone" twice while in the event, you get a free kiss from Eppy. True story.

It isn't usually that hard.

Not if you're willing to share some blood. :3

Jof will kill his boss if Kapre abandons him to host the events. Again.

Oh, it seems that there's no school next week due to horrendous amounts of snow. Yay! That frees a lot of space for the event.

Changes have been made to the LoitA event week.

1.) Changed the evening event start times from 10:30 PM to 8:00 PM. I can still host until well past midnight Server, but until then, Mathias' Jof'waz will be there to host in my place until I arrive.

2.) Added a casual strip poker game on the final day as per request. Hurrhurr.

Also, I can host Wednesday and Monday mornings now, but I still need assistant DMs on Friday and Saturday morning.

See you at the events!

Though 8PM is 5 o'clock for me. In the morning.

I will not be able to host the evening event at all tonight (Goblin Hot Potato). I'm at work right now, and quite frankly, I'm having a difficult time keeping a clear head while with my students. I'm not feeling well at all.

So in case Bezington won't make it, here are the rules:


1.) Add all the participants together. Everyone is to /roll #, # being the total number of participants.
2.) Each participant is designated a number as per the order of how they appear in the raid group.
3.) The timer is set at 5 minutes for every round. The host/DM is responsible for keeping track of the time (use www.onlineclock.net 's Online Timer as your tool)
4.) Whoever has the bomb (shaped like a heart, the size of a basketball) has to /roll #, and the person with the designated # has to catch it.
5.) If the participant rolls his or her own number, he/she's automatically out.
6.) DM has to re-designate the numbers for every out. If the raid starts out large, re-designate every 2 rounds and just skip the number of the losing participant.
7.) The winner (gets 2 G and a crate full of confetti grenades and a star-shaped medallion) is the last participant standing.

When the bomb does explode, your character will be covered with sugar glue and confetti. The concession stand has complimentary towels for you to clean yourselves off with.

Sounds confusing? Here's a sample scenario:

Total participants: 5

Mahen is 1
Tibalan is 2
Kantado is 3
Kapre is 4
Mana is 5

Everyone is to /roll 5

Kapre rolls 3 (1-5) (he throws it to Kenny)
Kantado rolls 4 (1-5) (he throws it to Kapre)
Kapre rolls 1 (1-5) (he throws it to Mahen)
Mahen rolls 1 (1-5) (bomb automatically explodes (or he drops the bomb and it explodes on him) and he's covered with sugar glue and confetti. He's out)

Numbers are redesignated:

Tibalan is 1
Kantado is 2
Kapre is 3
Mana is 4

Everyone is to /roll 4

Alternately, time runs out (5:00), and whoever has the bomb by the time the buzzer rings is out.




Rinse and repeat.


I am very sorry I have to bail like this, but I am really not feeling well. Hopefully I can host either day or evening event tomorrow.

IC NOTES: Kapre has hired Gadgetzan Bruisers to stand guard of the festival grounds, and Dr. Dino is the designated (temporary) medical staff member with assistants (other goblins). If there is another fight going on, you'll be kicked out. If anyone is injured, they are to be escorted to the lodging tents right of the front steps.


Have fun!

Now Jof'waz has to worry about goblins killing him in the future.

Now to just get Garridan targeted by NPCs and I'll be set!

Due to popular demand, I will have 2 Nighttime events tonight: one at 8 PM, and another starting at 10 PM. Strip poker and free fancy dinner for both.

Set your macros at /roll 2 20 if you wish to join.


10 PM is the closing ceremony. See you tonight!