Corrupt-A-Wish

[Monfang]

Hope this hasn't been done before.

We all want to have our wishes granted.. but like the saying says, "Becareful what you wish for." Sometimes, your fairy... is litteral.

Lets have some fun.

I wish the server upgrades to Catacysm as soon as it comes out and doesn't get caught or has any major bugs.

[Gaeuvyen]

Granted except the expansion, by design causes all private servers to crash and burn literally.

I wish I could have three dollars eighty four cents and a wad of twine.

[BountyHunter]

Granted and here's your three dollars, eighty four cents and a tad of crime. . . Wait, did you say crime or twine? Oh well, the police will be at your door any moment now.

I wish I had a very elegant tuxedo.

[HelveteSong]

Granted! But the mourning family is upset about their grandfather lying in his coffin in just his underwear.

I wish...that Blizzard would make another Real Time Strategy game like Reign of Chaos or the Frozen Throne.

[SpiralLateralus]

Granted, but it will be cursed and cause people to hate you upon immediately seeing you.

I wish for SyFy Original Movies to go away.

[c0rzilla]

Granted, but it will cause an increase in the Lifetime channel movies.
I wish I had a cookie.

[SpiralLateralus]

Granted, but it will make you sick.

I wish it was day time.

[Azheron]

Granted, but you're damn tired and you've got to go to school now.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Dotsy]

Granted! But you accidentaly stepped on a rabbit instead.

I wish I had a large pen.

[PiesOfNub]

Granted, though, the pen has no ink.

I wish for a Pie made out of happiness, love, dreams and several millions of dollars worth of beef.

[BountyHunter]

Granted but during the delivery the happiness was lost, love was misplaced, dreams were broken and the several million dollars worth of beef was infected with Mad Cow disease.

I wish I was a Stegosaurus.

[sunday12321]

Granted, but you're extinct.

I wish there was something I could Wish for

[PiesOfNub]

Granted, but you've used up your wish already.

I wish for some sort of Time Machine.

[BountyHunter]

Granted! But it malfunctions and you find yourself face to tail with a stegosaurus and are impaled. What bad luck.

I wish I could find the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle in the blink of an eye.

[Tarne]

Granted! But now you forgot how to read.

I wish school didn't suck so much.