Romantic Client Profiles: MALE seeking FEMALE

[ImagenAshyun]

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[Geoni]

Interviewer: Dakx

Profile Type: First Person

Player: FlyingSquirrel

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Name: MsF2

Race: This is one of those Vyrkul people?

Gender: Male.

Short description: To describe him shortly...he's huge, dead, blue, chilling, voice sends shivers down my spine. Or that could have been the cold. Or I'm becoming stereotypically elderly. He also carries an Ebon Blade flag - part of that crew I'm guessing.

History: He called himself a 'Ymirjar'. Hopefully his match will know what that means. Counts himself among a 'Riddari I Myrkri Blade'. In fact let's just make sure we match him with somebody who understands his language because he just started speaking gibberish after that point.

Interests and Hobbies: He likes woodcarving, carpentry, fighting, and long walks on the glacier. It's no wonder he was crowned at the last love festival.

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Gender preference: Ice Queens

Racial preference: Gnomes and Dwarves apparently. Any potential match should be given a word of caution.

Wanted in a partner: He prefers the cold so she'll need to. He wants a blacksmith and a fighter. And we discussed blood but I won't get into that.

Unwanted in a partner: No 'hyldnir children'. Administration can ask me for a translation if they want one.

Term: Long.

Additional Notes: In Goblin: "Apparently this was a joke but since those two snuck out of the room and left me alone to try and interview this guy lets not treat it as one."

[Scout]

Interviewer: Tarana

Profile Type: First Person

Player: ImagenAshyun

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Name: MsF3

Race: Undead.

Gender: Male.

Short description: He describes himself as a Stormwind loyalist, despite being undead. He used to serve in SI:7, but was dismissed for drinking. He was carrying a lot of bottles of alcohol when I first ran into him, so this drinking problem persists into undeath, somehow. Perhaps just force of habit. He seems to have self-esteem problems, but he's a very pleasant individual to speak with (yes, Willelm, I know). In my experience, he's quite different from most undead. He retains a lot of presence of mind, and lacks inherent malice. He has expressed concern for losing his memories, and wishes to find a partner partly so that if he loses his mind, he will be happy when he does so. He's slight of build, mostly intact, and has brown skin, curly black hair, and a very square jaw.

History: His wife was a Stonemason that hated the crown, and they went their own ways after they started arguing. He moved away from Stormwind after his SI:7 dismissal and went to Lordaeron with his children, whom he lost for various reasons. At some point afterward the Scourge took him, but after he gained his freedom from them he went searching for his son. Some organization claimed to be able to help him, but after they abused his trust he left them and went his own way.

Interests and Hobbies: I can only assume drinking is one of them. He apparently hasn't had much time to develop other hobbies, since he's so fervently focused on searching for his son. Upon further questioning, he says that he likes sports of many natures. Essentially, any athletic sport or martial art, it seems. He says he's flexible, so I'm sure he'd be willing to pick up a new hobby.

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Gender preference: Female, though he admitted he may have bisexual leanings. I wouldn't recommend matching him with a man looking for a committed relationship.

Racial preference: He would most prefer undead, but the living are an option if someone finds him interesting.

Wanted in a partner: Bravery is a strong trait for any potential partner. He would like someone who is kind and understanding. I believe he would like someone who would be willing to pick flowers with him.

Unwanted in a partner: A nagging, demanding, and difficult woman. He doesn't want someone who reminds him of his ex-wife. Does not want a Sylvanas "fangirl."

Term: Long-term is preferred. As silly as he thinks it sounds, he likes the human adage of "until death do us part."

Additional Notes: He would like that any undead he may be matched with should also value life. He doesn't seem to embrace the notion of undeath, and in fact mentioned that he's afraid of death. I would also like to stress once again that he is a very atypical undead. If at all possible, I would like to place this profile as high priority. He breaks my heart as it is and I would rather see him happy.

[Geoni]

Interviewer: Dakx

Profile Type: First Person

Player: AbsurdKoala

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Name: MsF4

Race: Taunka

Gender: Male

Short description: He's big, blue, wears a lot of blue, and carries around a neat jug that has some nice brew in it. He's got this aura of strength surrounding him. Y'know? Not just because he's buff but his demeanor.

History: He grew up in the Fjord, in a 'Camp Winterhoof'. He's been a number of things in his life: a warrior, a hunter, a bouncer. If I were still running an inn I'd hire him as the latter. He was a warrior for his tribe, then hunted around the northern continent for a couple of years, helped fight the scourge in the area before venturing out into the rest of the world. Now he's here. Looking for love.

Interests and Hobbies: He likes to fight, hunt, and make things. He considers himself a craftsman. Told me that his most proud creation was a spear made out of 'shoveltusk' bone. That's a deer type thing from up north. He tried to describe it to me but I still can't imagine it.

*a doodle can be seen underneath this section*

Spoiler:

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Gender preference: Female.

Racial preference: Taunka, Trolls, or Orcs. Said he's open to other races but emphasized that he doesn't want a Human or a Tauren. Says Taunka take priority but he's not getting his hopes up. But lets try!

Wanted in a partner: He wants a woman who is strong in many senses of the word, particularly at what she does. I brought up the word 'assertive' and he said it also applied.

Unwanted in a partner: Talked about not wanting a small partner because he doesn't want an accident. The whole 'no humans and Tauren' thing applies here. He says he doesn't like hot places, so a woman who prefers them might not be the right match.

Term: He says he's looking for either, but hoping for long-term and he's a friendly guy so lets shoot for that.

Additional Notes: This is the second blue giant I've interviewed today.

[Krilari]

Interviewer: Sareen.

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Sorum

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Name: MsF5

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Male

Short description: About as most elves of his kind tend to be. Average height with a muscularly athletic build; though the armor he wears could just make him look a bit more stocky than usual. Moderately long hair, reaches just around to the collar. Not sure if it’s the low light or just natural but he seems to have a sort of perpetual smug confidence stuck to his face.

History: As descried he wasn’t particularly ‘raised’ as a child, but moreso abused- Prime example being how his father extinguished cigarettes on him. Evidently he killed his own father with a knife before leaving home to become a merc. He fought in the Third war as a sellsword for some Elven House and has been wandering since.

Interests and Hobbies: Killing his assigned targets and making love to women. Combat.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Blood Elves are highly preferred, though humans are also acceptable.

Wanted in a partner: A sense of both humor and self-defense. Or at the least must be able to put up the illusion that she can defend herself. Someone independent.

Unwanted in a partner: Someone ugly.

Term: “Either, depending on the person.” Likely Long-term for anyone ‘hot’ and Short-Term for anyone ‘ugly’.

Additional Notes: Seems a bit on the shallow side of things, but this is just all I get at a glimpse. When asked if a Tits or Ass man he responded ‘Ass’.

[Krilari]

Interviewer: Sareen.

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Revan

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Name: MsF6

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Male

Short description: Tanned flesh, tough and leathery. Likely has a lot of outside work. Athletic build? Not sure what’s considered bulky for an elf. Scrunched-up face looks a bit like he’s perpetually angry. Or squinting. Long hair, unsurprising, some sort of auburn colors. Leather armor, swords, likely some sort of merc.

History: Born and raised in Silvermoon’s Bazaar. Mother was an alchemist and his father was a tinker, though both died when Silvermoon fell to the undead. The rest of his childhood was spent with his Uncle. Joined the Farstriders and eventually the Blood Knights until his skill with a blade was honed enough for him to go out into the world on his own. He’s been around the Argent Crusade and even adventured to the new lands of Uldum… apparently he saved some sort of prince?

Interests and Hobbies: Whittling, woodcarving, drinking and fighting. When asked to indulge he says he enjoys carving simple instruments like flutes.

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Gender preference: Female.

Racial preference: No preference.

Wanted in a partner: Someone not hell-bent on the destruction of Azeroth. Good sense of humor.

Unwanted in a partner: Gold diggers. (Does he even have any gold worth digging?) Clingyness.

Term: Long-term.

Additional Notes: Consider platonic matching with PF4. When asked if a Tits or Ass man he responded ‘Both’.

Additional Additional Notes: Client donated 20 [Twenty] Silver Coins, which will be found enclosed.