Romantic Client Profiles: FEMALE seeking MALE or FEMALE

[ImagenAshyun]

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[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Scout

Open to NPC Dates?: Yes

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Name: FsMF2

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Female

Short description: Red haired, very friendly and warm. To my memory, she's also playful and flirtatious. Describes herself as a free spirit with a fire that shouldn't be restrained.

History: Born in Silvermoon, went to Dalaran to study as a mage for a little while, though she didn't like it much. Eventually left and joined a troupe of performers until the Third War, when she went on her own.

Interests and Hobbies: Art, poetry, writing, travelling. Anything creative. Drama, song and dance.

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Gender preference: Anyone and everyone, almost, even those whose spirits do not match their bodies.

Racial preference: Night elves over all others, but otherwise not picky.

Wanted in a partner: Hopes for someone who can help protect her as well as teach her how to protect herself. Someone who is open to open relationships and not mind if she is intimate with others. Open to other experimentations.

Unwanted in a partner: Not looking for someone who's going to be involved in a lot of violence. No one who will try to "put her in her place". No stuck-up sin'dorei nobles.

Term: Either or

Additional Notes: Second profile, the original lost when the Love Boat sank. The original was made by Xanthe.

Due to her adventurous nature, I recommend someone who also seeks out unconventional love.

[Geoni]

Interviewer: Dakx

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Vooz

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Name: FsMF3

Race: Forsaken

Gender: Female

Short description: She smells bad, as is to be expected. An average sized female undead, both appeared and dressed in an unsettling fashion. Told me and another man that we would die soon because we were older I guess.

History: She said it wasn't important. The only thing that seemed important to her is that she served the Dark Lady and worked for the Royal Apothecary. She's an alchemist.

Interests and Hobbies: Alchemy, obviously.

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Gender preference: Male or Female

Racial preference: Any, living or non-living. Non-living need to have well-kept organs apparently.

Wanted in a partner: Subservience. No matter what direction you take that in it doesn't sound fun.

Unwanted in a partner: Someone who wants to take charge. Probably doesn't want them to run away either.

Term: Either. Cross your fingers if you want long-term to work.

Additional Notes: Told me to mention that she liked big bosoms. Also, if you're reading into this how I am, don't match anyone who doesn't have a death wish with her.

[Scout]

Withdrawn due to player request.

Interviewer: Tarana

Profile Type: First Person

Player: DeadofPool

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Name: FsMF4

Race: Troll.

Gender: Female.

Short description: She says she's a witch doctor, but hesitated after that. She feels at home in the jungle and says she doesn't like big groups. Pairing her with an introverted match may be best. She's not too serious and claims to be easy to get along with. She also has never been in a relationship before, so some caution may need to be exercised. She has deep blue hair put into I don't know what it is something like a crest, with braids. Her skin is bluish green, she's fairly short, and she has a full figure, with a round and soft face. She keeps a lot of voodoo paraphernalia on her person.

History: She grew up in Stranglethorn before she joined the Horde, but didn't want to share, citing that she'd rather they asked her personally. This may complicate things.

Interests and Hobbies: She likes animals, brewing potions, hexing people for money or fun (somewhat distressing? I suppose she is a troll), and playing tricks of what I hope are a well-intended nature. She wanders the world looking for interesting places she hasn't seen before. She also likes playing music, specifically the drums.

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Gender preference: She has no preference and is open to experimentation.

Racial preference: Anyone that's living.

Wanted in a partner: Someone who's easy to get along with. They need to be accepting of her plumpness. A good wit is a plus. She has a preference for someone taller than she is.

Unwanted in a partner: Pretentious and haughty people are out of the question. A potential partner must be okay with her voodoo worship.

Term: Any. Since she's new to relationships, I would recommend a short term partner.

Additional Notes: She didn't specifically request this, but I think she would do well with someone who's able to keep up with her trickster-like nature, as much of a force of chaos as that may end up brewing.

[Scout]

Interviewer: Tarana

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Caravan

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Name: FsMF5

Race: Undead.

Gender: Female.

Short description: She's very eccentric. I'm not sure if this is how most undead are, or if she's especially so. She's an actress, despite her strange nature and works at a place she calls the Lake House, which apparently tends to undead who are losing their minds. This place also helps newly risen undead and undead who need a vacation. She's somewhat childish, for lack of a better word. I think that her own mind has degraded to some extent. She was very well-dressed, taking the time to wear a formal dress and to pin a fascinator to her hair. There are many insects crawling in her body. I can't believe I'm writing this. Her hair is tall and purple. That's the only way I can describe it. I suppose she's slender? She says she's proudly Forsaken. She also says she was queen of the Love Festival.

History: She could not recall a single noteworthy event that happened to her. Rather, she just chose to talk about her employer and how he organizes festivals that even the Dark Lady has attended. Willelm, I changed my mind about undead again.

Interests and Hobbies: She enjoys insects, with a preference for moths. She likes to write letters, paint and clean. She enjoys hats.

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Gender preference: She has no preference.

Racial preference: She would prefer undead, but will meet anyone.

Wanted in a partner: A dance partner. She would like them to enjoy plays. "Moths." She would also like someone who can be her pen pal. Someone who is charming would be best.

Unwanted in a partner: Disrespect for the Dark Lady. Disrespect for his Dresdenness her employer.

Term: She hopes for a long term relationship, but won't be upset if it isn't.

Additional Notes: I'm at a loss. At least she's harmless. I think.

[ImagenAshyun]

Administrator's Note: Employee profile. The listed matchmaker cannot match herself and can only be done so with another matchmaker.

Interviewer: Wilelm

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Scout

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Name: FsMF6

Race: Night Elf

Gender: Female

Short description: A lovely woman, I will tell you that: fair blue skin, straight darker blue hair, pink tattoos on her face, and a nice, lithe, strong-looking bot body for those who may find her attractive. Very kind woman, friendly and open to others, even if they are individuals or peoples who'd give her a thousand reasons to earn her ire. An empathic person, who can connect with others' feelings and react accordingly. Can be a bit volatile in her emotions, but far from short-termpered. Also quite fashionable. Developed a taste in a variety of Giln all sorts of gowns. Very lovely woman, yes.

History: Born in Astranaar roughly 700 years go. Mother was a priestess of the moon, father a druid of the claw. Had a twin brother, whom she was inseparable until he left with their father for the Emerald Dream to train. Her mother wanted her to become a priestess but instead joined the Sentinels, where she learned martial combat and held vigil over the druids as they slumbered. Did not participate in much until the Third War. Fought in the war, faced the Scourge and the Legion in the Battle of Mount Hyjal.

Brother eventually went on his own, and she could not accompany him; he was eventually slain. Mourned for him, then departed. Has wandered since then.

Interests and Hobbies: Highest interest is in traveling. Has little care where, but the more strange and distant the location, the better. Anwhere is absolutely amazing, according to her, even if she's been to that locale many times before. Enjoys singing and playing certain instruments despite not considering herself a talented musician; is drawn to harps especially.

Enjoys animals; loves flowers (nature in general, it may seem). Appreciates any form of craftsmanship, especially that in jewelry. Finds enjoyment in running and climbing trees. Also engages in friendly sparring, with fists or blades. Used to wrestle, but never competed seriously. Is very open to new experiences in general, it seems.

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Gender preference: Men and women, either way. Admits having less experience with women, but is open to them nevertheless.

Racial preference: Kaldorei, of course. Wouldn't mind sin'dorei as long as the individual doesn't abuse arcane magic. Humans and draenei are perfectly fine. Does not mind worgen-afflicted humans. Cannot see herself with other races but is willing to give them a try if they prove themselves to be a really good match (tentatively speaking, at least).

Wanted in a partner: Above all else, someone who is patient and will not force her to do anything she would be uncomfortable with. Would like someone who is similarly adventurous and willing to travel. Would be willing to defend her if she is wronged or bring retribution to those who hurt her. Should be kind, thoughtful, and pleasant to be around. Someone with enough patience to tolerate or understand if her emotions get to the better of her.

Unwanted in a partner: Has no tolerance for cruelty, especially if done in their own pleasure. No fel users. Would rather not have someone without respect for nature (that does not necessarily mean they have to -love- it, according to her); just understand and know the role it serves.

Term: Short term for now, with potential for more if it works well.

Additional Notes: She still seems to mourn for her brother, so I especially emphasize a kind and gentle heart. I made the mistake that she was courting Arazol, but I don't mind them being a match. Get him a pro I would very much focus on a potential partner who'd care for her as well as she cares in return. I do honestly believe she ought to be paired with someone with utmost excellent compatibility.

[Scout]

Interviewer: Tarana

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Maarten

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Name: FsMF7

Race: Draenei.

Gender: Female.

Short description: She says that she doesn't have many friends, and she prefers to wear her armor even in safe places. She also doesn't like bright lights. She seems fairly young, all things considered, but she does carry herself with the precision and confidence of a warrior. I'm unsure of many other personal details, as she didn't share much with me. She has ghostly white skin and horns that sweep back from her scalp. She also seems to have some "issues with rum."

History: Born and raised in Honor Hold by a surrogate father she called Gantrithor, which sounds like a draenei name, but I'm unsure. She has been a soldier from a young age. She left when she heard of the Cataclysm for reasons she did not care to elaborate and reunited with her father in Hyjal.

Interests and Hobbies: She enjoys swordplay and sparring, and likes to practice with her bow. She likes riding talbuks as well. She said she has not had much time to develop any interests or hobbies.

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Gender preference: Any.

Racial preference: Draenei, humans, or kaldorei only.

Wanted in a partner: Someone who would be loyal to her. Someone who can fight and stand up for her honor, and can lift her spirits when she feels sad. She would like to be able to spar with them, and perhaps also travel. As she's fairly young, she feels that it's important that they don't judge her for her age. She wants someone who can teach her more about the world.

Unwanted in a partner: No one especially cruel, or who hates nature. Someone who would shove bright lights in her face would be described as a "no-go." She added that she would not like someone who would judge her for not knowing much about Azeroth.

Term: Long term only...

Additional Notes: I don't know what it is, but something about her makes me feel that she may not be ready for the sort of relationship that she's seeking.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Willelm

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Rosencrat

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Name: FsMF8

Race: Human

Gender: Female

Short description: Tall, white haired woman with dark skin. Wore a flower in her hair which she seems to fiddle with here and there. Very polite, somewhat jittery and anxious, as seen in her rather conscientious movement and language. Describes herself as, besides nervous and shy, also rather willing to experiment and be adventurous. To 'get out of the farm', as she puts it.

History: Grew up on a farm in Redridge. Loved flowers and farming. She worked the earth there and decided to take up botany. Apprenticed under an alchemist before becoming one herself, or at least trying to be. Currently wandering and studying.

Interests and Hobbies: Grows plants, flowers, and herbs. Is interested in writing as well; dreams of writing a travalogue. Enjoys the outdoors. Wishes to try some adventure.

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Gender preference: Male or Female

Racial preference: Open to all races except trolls (see Unwanted). Seems to have a particular fondness for undead and night elves.

Wanted in a partner: New? Someone who isn't ordinary, dull, or standard. No farmer, baker, or seamstress. Wants an adventure. Wants someone who can experiment and have her go beyond her comfort zone.

Unwanted in a partner: No trolls (finds their teeth scary). Does not want selfish persons or ones quick to anger. No laziness or complacency.

Term: Short

Additional Notes: Though she says she hopes to be adventurous, she seems nervous to return to courtship, so I recommend taking careful considerations on a person to match her with.

Is it too late to get a profile myself? My, my, she's quite a Ignore this.

[Geoni]

Interviewer: Dakx

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Rigley

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Name: FsMF9

Race: Gnome

Gender: Female

Short description: This Gnome dons bright white hair fashioned in a ponytail, fancy clothing, and a top hat. She also speaks with a thick accent.

History: She was born somewhere else, but she moved to Gilneas as a young child and was raised there. And so this is why she’s got the accent and the style – you’ll know it when you see and hear it. She was also interested in becoming a mage but due to some financial hurdles she couldn’t jump she had to fall back on working for nobility. She went on to experience all of the things other Gilneans experienced, minus being cursed.

Interests and Hobbies: She likes to cook, make jewelry, and other knickknacks. She says this is not a good time for hobbies, but naturally you’re going to want to match her up with somebody who can help her and inspire her if that’s the way she’s thinking about these times.

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Gender preference: Men, usually. But she is open to women as well, although men take the priority.

Racial preference: Humans, Gilneans (with and without ‘the bite’, so Worgen). She’s also open to Dwarves, and Gnomes if they’re not obsessed with tinkering.

Wanted in a partner: She wants a partner who is tough and has a witty sense of humor, and if being optimistic, a guy or gal who has a decent amount of money. Even if they don’t have a lot of money, she’s fine with a working man or woman so long as they have a sense of practicality.

Unwanted in a partner: She wants somebody with a spine, so none of the sensitive types. But on the other side of the spectrum she doesn’t want fight picking jerks.

Term: Long.

Additional Notes: As per her request this is a modification of her platonic profile - because why not?

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Willelm

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Scout

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Name: FsMF10

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Female

Short description: A fit and athletic woman, though not very tall though I'm still shorter. Long, shoulder length red hair. Came in not in armor, but in this provactive yet delightfully small bodice that showed some of her midrift. Came in dressed in a rather showy outfit that showed some skin.

Describes herself as a -huge- flirt, in her own words, and is not afraid to show it. Likes going out and having 'stupid fun'. Drinks, banters, misguided adventure, she doesn't care, she loves it. Can be stubborn and direct. Doesn't like having to be 'nice' in the sense regarding 'idiots' and people I presume she doesn't like. Does not have a lot of patience for individuals who waste her time or rub her off the wrong way. Describes herself of occasionally being a 'bwitch' and would rather not deal with any broken hearts due to her snark.

History: Worked as a mercenary for years. Originally was going to be a mage, but decided it wasn't for her. Trained as a duelist, eventually became a blade for hire. Escorted others in missions, it seems. Places good judgement on what missions to take, mind--she never took any jobs involving anything 'twisted' such as 'offing someone for no reason', unjustified murder, torture, dark magic, and so forth. [Has decided to leave history as is.]

Interests and Hobbies: Enjoys drinking. Explores places for the hell of it, so she enjoys travel as well. Big fan of ships, actually also used to work on them. Weapons of all kinds interest her very much so. Magic as well, despite her background; prefers talking about theory perhaps moreso than practice. Likes sparring and just about any physical activity, including swimming. Mixes her own drinks. Just chatting is fine too. And sex. Can't get enough of it, she says.

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Gender preference: Male or female

Racial preference: Anyone but male trol Anyone, regardless of race.

Wanted in a partner: Someone who can keep up with her snark and sense of humor. Someone adventurous. Would prefer someone 'hot' but can be flexible. Would like someone easy-going, though this is not a necessity. Would enjoy doing stupid shit stuff while drunk. Who can fight, doesn't mind having lots of sex. Likes people who can understand what she's talking about.

Unwanted in a partner: Somesone who won't try to be a 'white knight'. No one who can't keep up in an intellectual conversation. No warlocks or shadow priests (with great emphasis on shadow priests). No one she has to 'babysit'. No one who will make her do anything she doesn't want to do. No one who can't take care of themselves. No one who doesn't like purple (???). No boring people.

Term: Short.

Additional Notes: Admitted she wasn't engaged not all that long ago, so she would rather not pursue anything like this anytime soon.

This is our ninth bisexual female profile in a near row. Why do the bisexual profiles outnumber the straight? Wouldn't they have an easier time looking for partners because of a higher availability pool? IGNORE THIS.

Spoiler:

Because girl-on-girl is hot.

Shut up, Kapre.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Willelm

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Scout

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Name: FsMF11

Race: Fairie Dragon

Gender: Female

Short description: She looks like this... lizard thing, an iguana? Chameleon? Gecko? She appears to have moth-like attenae and wings to match. She sparkles frequently with magic. Talks like a child and seems to possess a disposition of one. Seems to be very passionate about magic, quick to decry Dalaran's arcanists' use of it despite the aforementioned disposition.

History: Came from Mount Hyjal. Seems to have lived through the Third War and witnessed the fall of Archimonde. Given her talk of 'guardians', I am assuming she is aiding the war against the Twilight's Hammer at Nordrassil.

Interests and Hobbies: Eats bad magic people and makes magic do what it's supposed to do (?). Seems to be capable of undoing magic as well (silencing capabilities?). Also loves to eat, especially berries. Apparently wants to become big and fat. Likes fun, enjoys surprising people and making them laugh. Self-proclaimed queen of the green dragons (or maybe she is?) whom even Shalara has to listen to; calls the green flight her 'knights'. Leader?

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Gender preference: Yes Probably goes either way. Correct this if otherwise.

Racial preference: Says she likes a lot of people. Has no racial preference otherwise Almost no racial preference, see Unwanted.

Wanted in a partner: Wants someone to be nice and likes laughing. Someone who can be surprised by her. Someone who wouldn't mind if she tries to help them or be fixed by her if they're hurt (healing?). Someone she can protect when she's worried. Someone to go on adventures with and see things she's never seen before. Have a lap for her to sit on and it can be nice (goodness gracious). Would like to be held like how [Roux and Paulton] used to be.

Unwanted in a partner: Orcs or undead. 'Bad magic' people (warlocks and shadow priests). No one who likes to use magic too much (mages, perhaps). Someone who likes to fight a lot or be mean.

Term: Doesn't know.

Additional Notes: Has told me she doesn't actually know any other faerie dragons, which may explain her coming forward to me; seems many or most have been killed during the wars in Hyjal. I'm suspecting a very lonely individual who probably doesn't understand how romantic love actually works. Regardless, treat this profile as a Platonic for now unless the proposed match doesn't mind being paired with a faerie dragon or is... into those sort of things. If she is to be paired romantically with a non-faerie dragon, I highly recommend someone who can help her understand what romance is as a friend.