JOURNAL OF BINGLES GEARSPROCKET
Magi of Kharanos, Grand Engineer and Caretaker of Hingles and Tingles
12:04 AM, SATURDAY
FRAY ISLAND, THE BARRENS
It was just yesterday, and I met these elves. I was travelling on my turtle, Hingles. The big one, well you must know who I'm talking about if you're reading this. I was just taking notes about the fish in the Barrens, examing how they work and why they go the places they need to go. I was going to make a small submarine to get some veins down in the buttom of the sea! Then an elf yelled across the horizon. "I want some migdet meet for breakfast! Get over here I'll cut you're ears off you white haired gnome!" I wanted to blast his face off, which was soon to be Telendril or something. Blah blah blah my hands hurt I'll write more later. . .
So, I wake up the next morning and there is a ton of people on the island. I dunno whats going on, Mennash. . .My best friend on the island is doing something important and some guy in a blue tinted leather chestpiece is walking around! Anyways, I was thinking of a new device to harness water and make it drinkable! I told Mennash about it after he was finished and he liked it. I followed him into the islands Barracks, yes we were on an island with elves! What could I say if I missed from my last paragraph! Whatever. Then I noticed new people talking about breaking into some guy I met yesterdays house, my friend or guy whatevers name is Gabril. I admire his hawkstrider, but I was shocked to know they wanted to kill the man. I was going to say something then the guy in the blue told me he has going to slaughter me. I know right? Insane bastard he is. We fought but he cut my arm and I lost, ya ya I know. I suck. Mennash broke us up. Somethin else happened but I forget, it's twelve o' clock in the morning.
Afterwards I met this girl named Vivalyn, mother of Vyne. Ridaken's Clan Leader.. .. I forgot to mention I was associated or something with them didn't I? Oh well, anyways we met blah blah some small talk. Then she asked me about if I know how to make a Invisiblity Detector Device. I immediately pulled my head out of my pheces dispenser and thought long and hard about it. Huh, that'd be way better than that stupid water thing I was thinking about, dont you think?
I was thinking around the campfire then I thought of that Gabril guys Hawkstrider, damn that thing was epic. I told Vivalyn about it and that guy who was planning to break into his house shat his pants or something and rushed over. They all came over and insulted my friend, who is now my friend anymore about how he made this girl his sex slave and did some evil experiments on her. I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that hurt me hand to write. So I got mad and thought about that Invisibilty Device after I went into my bunkbed.
I'll write tomorrow about it, I got to sleep to dream!
Magi of Kharanos, Grand Engineer and Caretaker of Hingles and Tingles
12:04 AM, SATURDAY
FRAY ISLAND, THE BARRENS
It was just yesterday, and I met these elves. I was travelling on my turtle, Hingles. The big one, well you must know who I'm talking about if you're reading this. I was just taking notes about the fish in the Barrens, examing how they work and why they go the places they need to go. I was going to make a small submarine to get some veins down in the buttom of the sea! Then an elf yelled across the horizon. "I want some migdet meet for breakfast! Get over here I'll cut you're ears off you white haired gnome!" I wanted to blast his face off, which was soon to be Telendril or something. Blah blah blah my hands hurt I'll write more later. . .
So, I wake up the next morning and there is a ton of people on the island. I dunno whats going on, Mennash. . .My best friend on the island is doing something important and some guy in a blue tinted leather chestpiece is walking around! Anyways, I was thinking of a new device to harness water and make it drinkable! I told Mennash about it after he was finished and he liked it. I followed him into the islands Barracks, yes we were on an island with elves! What could I say if I missed from my last paragraph! Whatever. Then I noticed new people talking about breaking into some guy I met yesterdays house, my friend or guy whatevers name is Gabril. I admire his hawkstrider, but I was shocked to know they wanted to kill the man. I was going to say something then the guy in the blue told me he has going to slaughter me. I know right? Insane bastard he is. We fought but he cut my arm and I lost, ya ya I know. I suck. Mennash broke us up. Somethin else happened but I forget, it's twelve o' clock in the morning.
Afterwards I met this girl named Vivalyn, mother of Vyne. Ridaken's Clan Leader.. .. I forgot to mention I was associated or something with them didn't I? Oh well, anyways we met blah blah some small talk. Then she asked me about if I know how to make a Invisiblity Detector Device. I immediately pulled my head out of my pheces dispenser and thought long and hard about it. Huh, that'd be way better than that stupid water thing I was thinking about, dont you think?
I was thinking around the campfire then I thought of that Gabril guys Hawkstrider, damn that thing was epic. I told Vivalyn about it and that guy who was planning to break into his house shat his pants or something and rushed over. They all came over and insulted my friend, who is now my friend anymore about how he made this girl his sex slave and did some evil experiments on her. I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that hurt me hand to write. So I got mad and thought about that Invisibilty Device after I went into my bunkbed.
I'll write tomorrow about it, I got to sleep to dream!
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