If you think GM Chat is all serious...

[muhaha8]

... We had a fun time discussing this in Forum Helper Chat.

[Harmonic]

Back in my day GM chat was a wee bit more mean spirited.

It was. And we didn't suffer from those dreaded ex-dee faces.

xD

[Clovis]

[12:28:21 AM] Clovis: [12:26 AM] Rigley:

<<< Lor'themar assemblies the troops after the Purge of Dal. Is that to attack Ally or Garrosh or to take to Pandaria?
Lor'themar's plans will be clear once 5.2 starts! (Source)

5.2 rolls around.

Lor'themar's troops are assembled on the outskirts of Stormwind, ready to wage total war against the Alliance.

And then a Mana Bomb gets dropped on them.

[12:28:31 AM] Executor Sol: Clovis is biiitter.
[12:28:36 AM] Reigen: Belfs are the ones with the manabombs.
[12:28:51 AM] Caravan: [12:27 AM] Reigen:

<<< Belfs are the ones with the manabombs.

What a twist.

[12:28:56 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Salathiel (ImagenAshyun) waits for something to happen with the Draenei. C'mon, Velen, you became bros with Anduin, dammit!
[12:28:56 AM] Executor Sol: You merely adopted the manabomb.

[12:28:56 AM] Clovis: [12:28 AM] Reigen:

<<< Belfs are the ones with the manabombs.

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[12:29:01 AM] Executor Sol: I WAS BORN IN IT
[12:29:03 AM] Executor Sol: MOULDED BY IT
[12:29:09 AM] Alex / Spiky: -BOOOM-
[12:29:22 AM] Executor Sol: I DIDN'T SEE A LEGITIMATELY GOOD PLOT TWIST UNTIL I WAS A MAN.

[Nikodemos]

This, people is what having an official chat channel does to your brains and your spleen. Interesting fact: You don't really need a spleen to survive, Danny Martin hasn't had one since 1991 and he is a swell chap... the same thing, unfortunately cannot be said about brains.

[Ormica]

[Reframes from making a comment about not needing brains]

[Rigley]

I used to come in from long periods of being afk and skim through all of the dialogue, summarizing the strangest bits I could take out of context into a 'this is what I learned about the GM team today' line.

If I get the chance I might post those here. :B

[ImagenAshyun]

To put this into context, the following characters of mine are seeing/courting/married these below player characters:


Kapre: Xanthe (Caravan). Kapre also dated Vylian (kaii) and Celes (Saiyuu) in the past.
Diwaata: Cristovao (CappnRob)
Kantado: Isolia (Psycho)
Tibalan: Riael (Bovel)
Jami: Hrodebert (CappnRob)
Asul'na: Madugo (CappnRob)
Aimee: Varjot (Clovis)

Kogan is currently crushing on three individuals: Allaia (Psychyn), Scarlet (Reigen), and Dalikan (Zenethen). Arnaldo has crushed on Annabelle and Maegwyna (both C0rzilla). I can't count how many women Bastos hit on or folks of both genders by Mahen'tosh. At least three male players characters wanted to be the husband of Urameil (when he's straight) or hit on Jyovani (who's also straight).

Okay, context is over. GMC quotes time.

Spoiler:

[10:45:53 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Oh wtf I am so wrong
[10:45:55 AM] Caravan (Caravan): WHO IS THIS GUY.
[10:45:55 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Profiled him as a rogue for the melee class.
[10:45:56 AM] Caravan (Caravan): I OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
[10:46:04 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Jyovani is my belf noble. He RPed with your Seregon.
[10:46:08 AM] Rosencrat: Caravan, you really should know your husband better.
[10:46:14 AM] Caravan (Caravan): I'm teasing, I know who he is as a char--
[10:46:15 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Wat
[10:46:17 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): ....
[10:46:22 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Wait, we're married now?
[10:46:29 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Immy, stop marrying me when I'm not looking.
[10:46:29 AM] Rosencrat: Yep.
[10:46:42 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): That certificate must be forged!
[10:46:49 AM] Rosencrat: People forget that if you date someone in WoW...
[10:46:49 AM] Caravan (Caravan): And I think you should just go ahead and change his class.
[10:46:50 AM] Rosencrat: YOU'RE DATING THEM IN THE REAL WORLD
[10:46:57 AM] Caravan (Caravan): You're essentially just rerolling
[10:46:59 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Sure thing!
[10:47:09 AM] Caravan (Caravan): If the rest of the profile isn't changed, it's NBD
[10:47:17 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): It wouldn't be, indeed.
[10:47:25 AM] Caravan (Caravan): [10:46 AM] Rosencrat:

<<< People forget that if you date someone in WoW...[10:46 AM] Rosencrat:

<<< YOU'RE DATING THEM IN THE REAL WORLDAs I suspected.
[10:47:29 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Obby, I'm married to another chick.
[10:47:30 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Tell Cappn he's in a triangle.
[10:47:30 AM] Caravan (Caravan): :|
[10:47:39 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): He has two wives now.
[10:47:46 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Or wait, your characters are with a lot of other people.
[10:47:48 AM] Caravan (Caravan): This just became very confusing.
[10:47:54 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): I am married to the whole server.
[10:47:55 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Obviously.
[10:47:59 AM] Caravan (Caravan): More or less.
[10:48:09 AM] Caravan (Caravan): I have a lot of sister wives and brother husbands.
[10:48:15 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): CotH is my husbando.
[10:48:19 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Thank you for expanding my world view, Imms :|
[10:49:16 AM] Rosencrat: Immy: The Postergirl for Polynadry.
[10:50:13 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): All of the husbands.
[10:50:15 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): And wives.
[10:51:08 AM] Rosencrat: [10:47 AM] Caravan (Caravan):

<<< Tell Cappn he's in a triangle.And Cappn isn't in a triangle.
[10:51:14 AM] Rosencrat: It looks more like M.C Esher's Relativity.
[10:51:37 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Salathiel (ImagenAshyun) lols
[10:52:12 AM] Caravan (Caravan): xD
[10:52:19 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Pretty accurate.
[10:52:37 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Going to the GM quotes.
[10:54:06 AM] Rosencrat: "Immy, can't we just go out to dinner...?" "Bish, you know the rules! You gotta walk my crazy stairs, just like everyone else." "But..." "Get walkin'!""
[10:54:59 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): XD
[10:55:20 AM] Caravan (Caravan): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhtHKyylmo
[10:55:35 AM] Caravan (Caravan): THe accurate representation, put to the music of David Bowie
[10:58:26 AM] Salathiel (ImagenAshyun): Apparantly, I have an 'area'.
[10:58:46 AM] Rosencrat: ?
[10:58:52 AM] Caravan (Caravan): Well, when you take over the server, that tends to happen.

[Caravan]

Spoiler:

Now I wonder who's the bigger slut: me or Clovis.

You're not a slut, you've just married a lot of people. Clovis is a wanton slutpuppy.

It is important, if unbelievable, to mention that real work was being discussed around this realization ;P

[Ormica]

I don't know how to quote but I'll put up a quote from my sig you all should know >:3

[18:50:27] Kalisha: Everybody's Ormica

[JVNemesis]

I don't think anyone actually believes GMC is serious anymore.

Least of all the people in it.

[Alpharius]

There are more important things to discuss besides princesses! Like space marine legions for example... my vote goes for Alpha Legion at the top, and ultrasmurfs at the bottom.

Or we could do which primarch looks best in a dress... Angron should be at the top, and rowboat girlyman should be at the bottom. Alpharius and/or Omegon can't make it, or are actually there, no one's really sure. JVNemesis knows what I'm talkin about...

[Harmonic]

So in Teamspeak today, we've established that FH chat compared to GM chat is like comparing Highlights to Hustler.

[Clovis]

[Grakor456]

Spoiler:

Sex with elves?

Even away from CotH, I cannot escape the elf eRP!

[Anski]

...


Why, oh why did I never use Skype...

;_;