Client Profile Archives 2012-2013

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Ural

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Name: MsF7

Race: Dwarf

Gender: Male

Short description: Armored, red beard, recruited in the Frostbrand.

History: A miner for about 40 years, took it up when his pops died in a cave-in. Mums helped him get started in the dwarven faith and trained to be a paladin for a few years.

Interests and Hobbies: A full-time soldier; Not much else to this dwarf. Enjoys winter vistas (reminds him of home).

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Dwarf

Wanted in a mate: Someone who isn't afraid of a little adventure; looking to get settled down for a few decades.

Unwanted in a mate: No Dark Irons!

Term: Either

Additional Notes:

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Jof'waz. Edited by Kapre.

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Clovis

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Name: MsF8

Race: Orc

Gender: Male

Short description:

History: A former member of the Blackrock Clan, and a Warlock. Horde Sanctioned.

Interests and Hobbies: Anything! Life is too short to say “I don’t want to do that”. This orc, this warlock, will do anything, ANYTHING, once because he’s a fun bastard. There is no such thing as a boring night with this man! (It seems Jof’waz was distracted by something. This entire section seems to be written at an angle.)

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Gender preference: Women. All women, all time. Freaky women. Prudish women. Ugly women. Beautiful women. If it has tits, it’s for him.

Racial preference: [All, I take it. -Kapre]

Wanted in a mate: Close to his age (told it was not a requirement), have some knowledge of magic, would like a warlock or a shadow priest (again, not a requirement).

Unwanted in a mate: Impose morals, be a backstabbing b***h, try to kill him for being a warlock.

Term: Both.

Additional Notes: Kapre, I know you. Mana’gal’s [grand]father won’t want his granddaughter to mate with a warlock.

Also, he’s 39.

              Kapre's note: I will establish Mana'gal and MsF8 as incompatible, then. However, I'd like to have an open discussion with her grandfather as her profile is third-person submitted.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Clovis

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Name: MsMF3

Race: Human Death Knight

Gender: Male

Short description: 29 at death, 37 now; a widower. Well preserved enough. Grateful to not be the murderer of his close ones when he fell to the Scourge. A lover, not a fighter. A gentleman.

History: Born and raised in Kul Tiras; a family person. Doted on his sister and trained as a guard. At 22, he had to relocate to Stormwind due to threats arriving at his home. Took a wife in a Dalaran woman named Gina, then went to a small mining town in Northrend. Lived comfortably for a time. Eventually fell victim to the Lich King (details spared). Only recently decided to drift from his duties for the Ebon Blade. Travelled to Stormwind after hearing his sister may be alive.

Interests and Hobbies: Endures well. Enjoyed telling stories when he was alive, fiction and fact. Enjoyed companies of others; had a fondness for worshippers of the Light despite lacking their zeal. Was a spearman. Enjoyed learning about many subjects. Likes the weird and exotic. Likes learning about alchemy but has no skill for it.

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Gender preference: Male and female (friend), female (romance)

Racial preference: All Alliance races (friend), humans, other death knights, Forsaken, maybe other races (romance)

Wanted in a companion: Romance: open-minded and gentle.

Unwanted in a companion: Unsure. Doesn't want someone who would encourage bad behavior, though.

Term: Open to long and short.

Additional Notes: Is mostly looking for a friendship but is open to romance. Most likely compatible with most other people. While dead, he seems friendly enough. We may try giving him a hand in helping him search for his sister (I didn't catch her name... Espressa?).

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Aethon

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Name: MsF9

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Male

Short description: He is very clean and well-put-together for a Farstrider. Average height. Dark hair.

History: I was born in the Western Eversong woods. My family was not poor, but not rich either. Somewhere in middle-class. My father trained me as a hunter, and I spent most of my times with hunting, and selling. . . Uhm. . . Not so recently I joined the Farstriders, but I still continue my hunt.

Interests and Hobbies: My hobby is obviously hunting, and archery, range-shooting. I'm also interested in books, I read quite a lot… anything, really. But if I have to choose a category, then it's history. Fishing as well.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Sin’dorei; Humans and Draenei

Wanted in a mate: First of all, I would like a -kind-, and smart woman. I don't mind if she talks a lot, since I am very quiet myself. Hmm. . .And it would be good if she loved hunting.

Unwanted in a mate: There are a lot of greedy, and cruel Sin'dorei, and that is something I would like to avoid.

Term: Long-term

Additional Notes: I received word that MsF9 accidentally left out some information. I have been requested to add Humans and Draenei as additional racial preferences, as well as fishing as another hobby. --Kapre

OOC EDIT: Changed the player username to the current one.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Mailed and transferred by Xanthe

Profile Type: Third Person, mailed anonymously

Player of Intended Client: Sol

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Name: MsMF4

Race: Forsaken

Gender: Male

Short description:  He is a corpse. What more can you He is tall, for a human. Corpse. Wide shoulders. Walks with the same hunch his people are prone to. Cretins Pale. Rotted. Has hair, for a bit longer. No eyes. Has claws.
Smiles.


History:  This has no relevance. He died. He serves in the Dark Lady's army.

Interests and Hobbies:  Serving the Dark Lady. Training his soldiers. Thinking about the Dark Lady. Throwing furniture. Speaking about the Dark Lady. Hunting. Chopping. Polishing pictures of the Dark Lady. Verbal sparring. Composing hymns to the Dark Lady.

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Gender preference:  Female onl Unsure. No preference.

Racial preference:  Fetishistic interest in Draenei and Kaldorei. Likely unwilling to discuss such. Start with humans.

Dead humans.

Wanted in a mate:  Death. Strength. Self-reliance. Cleverness. Willingness to disagree (Enjoys having his authority flaunted occasionally). Efficiency. Support for the Forsaken/Sylvanas.

Unwanted in a mate:  Breath. Light worshipers. Weaklings. Undue amounts of witticisms.

Term:  What is the purpose of this entry?

Additional Notes: Will I be killed if I contact Lady Sylvanas for this? -Kapre

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Ozewse

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Name: MsM3
Xanthe Note: He would like to not be known with his family at this minute.

Race: Sin'dorei

Gender: Male

Short description: Average? He is blond. Rich-dressed.

History: Well, I was born in Quel'thalas, my brother raised me mostly. I joined the priesthood when I was young at my brother's request. Then we started the family business and I started to work for him, too.

Interests and Hobbies: I like music and I love to dance. I sing at the Wayfarer's Rest in Silvermoon sometimes. I also play the flute and harp...I usually sing for tips on the front steps and donate the money to the orphanage.

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Gender preference: Men, preferred.

Racial preference: No Dwarfs, no noams nomes Gnomes.

Wanted in a mate: Someone who loves me, and who isn't afraid of me. I just want love.

Unwanted in a mate: I mean... Everyone knows who my brother is, he scares more of them off then if I had a hunchback. I'm not looking for... Well, as long as they aren't after my money.

Term: N/A

Additional Notes: N/A Last name unavailable per request.

[ImagenAshyun]

MATCHMAKERS: TO USE THIS THREAD: Post one profile at a time so that the post ID number can be assigned to that profile. If you obtained more than one of a specific gender and orientation, wait until at least an hour's passed for you to post the second profile with its own post ID.

Please remember to remove the names of the player characters (but not necessarily the players themselves) from the displayed profile and then link the ID number to this list here with the name.



The ID coding formula for MALE SEEKING MALE clients are as follows: PM[postID].

[ImagenAshyun]

MATCHMAKERS: TO USE THIS THREAD: Post one profile at a time so that the post ID number can be assigned to that profile. If you obtained more than one of a specific gender and orientation, wait until at least an hour's passed for you to post the second profile with its own post ID.

Please remember to remove the names of the player characters (but not necessarily the players themselves) from the displayed profile and then link the ID number to this list here with the name.



The ID coding formula for MALE SEEKING MALE clients are as follows: PF[postID].

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player of Client: Kindle135

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Name: MsMF5

Race: Forsaken

Gender: Male

Short description: Very quick Very earnest. He was good-dressed with a tie. He is looking for someone in good healthy with all-functioning organs. He would like it to be said that he is handsome very handsome.

History: I was a farmer in Lore-dare-on Lordaeron. I was a corpse in Lore-dare-on Lordaeron. I am a Doctor in Lore-dare-on Lordaeron seeking love.

Interests and Hobbies: I am certainly not a surgeon. Other than that I enjoy eh... Reading er... Flower picking uh... Long walks on the beach granted there are no murloc.

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Gender preference: Either. I am a... Omnisexual, yes.

Racial preference: I do however prefer the larger races, so no diminutives such as Dwarves or Gnomes, they will not do.

Wanted in a mate: Good health and fully functioning organs. It is fetish. Submissive type, one that would trust me implicitly, I also wish for them to be of a lower caliber intellect.

Unwanted in a mate: Lepers, invalids, corpses, neurotics, insomniacs, and those that wear heavy armor.

Term: Both Short term.

Additional Notes: He emphasized that he is not a surgeon and he is having a loathing for the organ harvesting. He is not a organ harvester.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Falcophoenix

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Name: MsM4

Race: Noam Nome Gnome

Gender: Male

Short description: Kapre! The nome has pink hair! Very pink, like a candy. He is also round and soft but I did not poke him. And he can do magic tricks. I should think we must find him a heartlink.

History: I was born in noamcity Gnomeregan and then the thing happened and I started mage training and that is about it?

Interests and Hobbies: Reading and good food and is pretty much bad at everything--- Kapre, it is statistically impossible for him to be bad at everything.

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Gender preference: Male, only. I think he is a scared of girls as he said.

Racial preference: Humans and Elves preferred. Nothing too scary.

Wanted in a mate: Nice and supporting and nice if they could cook and if they like to share. Someone to rely on.

Unwanted in a mate: Anyone who’d make fun of people or I-like-to-be-loud-and-violent. No tinkers. No really long beards.

Term: Long-Term preferred.

Additional Notes: I should think he is shy. He does not like to fight and he can tinker. What is a tinker?

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Grandral91

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Name: MsF10

Race: Sin’dorei

Gender: Male

Short description: His outfit is very shine-y. His shoulders look heavy with all of the crystals – they look cold. He does frosty tricks but I did not see any.

History: He is a mage who studies frost and lived mostly in Silvermoon. After the invasion(?) he travels and helps around.

Interests and Hobbies: I would have to say learning about anything magical such as magical artifacts or weapons.

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Gender preference: Female.

Racial preference: Sin’dorei... or else his family might exile him. Please do not match him with a non-Sin’dorei, Mr. Kapre.

Wanted in a mate: Someone who can tolerate constant experiments and it would be nice if she showed interest in them. She needs to be able to protect herself in case someone goes wrong or something of that nature happens.

Unwanted in a mate: I know this is straight forward but I do not want a Blood Knight or a Priest. They don’t approve of my chosen profession and I do not need constant reminders that the “Light” does not approve of my choices. Also no one who practices dark magic.

Term: Long-term preferred.

Additional Notes: He said it would be nice if she can deal with the cold.

[ImagenAshyun]

Platonic profile information copied from the Romantic as a reminder that a platonic companion of either gender is also being sought.

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Clovis

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Name: PM2

Race: Human Death Knight

Gender: Male

Short description: 29 at death, 37 now; a widower. Well preserved enough. Grateful to not be the murderer of his close ones when he fell to the Scourge. A lover, not a fighter. A gentleman.

History: Born and raised in Kul Tiras; a family person. Doted on his sister and trained as a guard. At 22, he had to relocate to Stormwind due to threats arriving at his home. Took a wife in a Dalaran woman named Gina, then went to a small mining town in Northrend. Lived comfortably for a time. Eventually fell victim to the Lich King (details spared). Only recently decided to drift from his duties for the Ebon Blade. Travelled to Stormwind after hearing his sister may be alive.

Interests and Hobbies: Endures well. Enjoyed telling stories when he was alive, fiction and fact. Enjoyed companies of others; had a fondness for worshippers of the Light despite lacking their zeal. Was a spearman. Enjoyed learning about many subjects. Likes the weird and exotic. Likes learning about alchemy but has no skill for it.

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Gender preference: Male and female (friend), female (romance)

Racial preference: All Alliance races (friend), humans, other death knights, Forsaken, maybe other races (romance)

Wanted in a companion: Romance: open-minded and gentle.

Unwanted in a companion: Unsure. Doesn't want someone who would encourage bad behavior, though.

Term: Open to long and short.

Additional Notes: Is mostly looking for a friendship but is open to romance. Most likely compatible with most other people. While dead, he seems friendly enough. We may try giving him a hand in helping him search for his sister (I didn't catch her name... Espressa?).

[ImagenAshyun]

There is ‘GNOMEREGAN’ scribbled in another’s handwriting on the page.

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Mezrin

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Name: PM3

Race: nome Gnome

Gender: Male

Short description: He is like Greatfather Winter – big white beard. He has a red lunchbox. He wants to meet friends – Mr. Kapre, can applicants use this for non-love? Friend-seeking-friend? Please let us find Mr. Kenin a friend.

History: I grew up in Gnomeregan, mostly. Near adulthood, some of my friends dared me to steal a device from a warehouse. I was banished for it. I've spent my life, other than that, sitting in a house in the mountains, blending magic and technology.

Interests and Hobbies: Umm... building, magic, reading... erm... I'm not terribly complex.

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Gender preference: n/a

Racial preference: Gnome, generally... but I suppose anyone would do. I'm not very picky...

Wanted in a mate FRIEND: ...really, just someone who doesn't mind me being... inept. Shy. Afraid of people. Someone who's patient, I guess.

Unwanted in a mate FRIEND: Extremists and people who hate gnomes, mostly. Someone who gets very angry easily.

Term: I should think that this does not apply, Mr. Kapre.

Additional Notes: I’m tired of having nobody but myself. --- His words.

[ImagenAshyun]

Kapre's Note: FsM5 now has two profiles. Please consider using both when cross-referencing her. The second profile has been withdrawn. Ignore it. Please.

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Krilari

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Name: FsM5

Race: Human

Gender: Woman

Short description: Nice, formal lady. Not too tall, not too short. Red-hair and wore black glasses.

History: I was born upon a caravan. My father lead the caravan... I traveled about the kingdoms for a long time, and eventually settled in Stormwind when I became a woman proper. Joined the military and became a paladin.

Interests and Hobbies: Hobbies? My profession hasn't left much time for it... however in what time I do have, I enjoy making outfits [by hobby]. Interests - The Light, Law, due justice, such.

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Gender preference: Male

Racial preference: Human, for a husband. Any for a friend.

Wanted in a mate: In a husband? While faith is not required, a man who is open-minded would be appreciated. As well a lawful individual would be nice.

Unwanted in a mate: Those with short-minds. As well one who is too serious. I spend most my life surrounded by seriousness, so time to joke is appriciated.

Term: Long-term

Additional Notes: She is also open to friend platonic matching. To contact her, mail should be sent to Stormwind.

Interviewer: Nope.

Profile Type: Third Person, sent by Matthew Hunter, Comrade

Player of Intended Client: Krilari

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Name: FsM5

Race: Human

Gender: Female

Short description: Not six foot, but not some gnome-sized human. Red hair. Golden armor. If dating, wear shades at all times or you'll be blinded.

History: I don't know.

Interests and Hobbies: Womanly hobbies? Cooking, sewing, if she's anything like my mom, she'll also like making babies. Lots of babies. Shining armor until it blinds. Diplomacy. Violent diplomacy.

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Gender preference: Male

Racial preference: Human

Wanted in a partner: Dicks. Got to have dicks. Well, a dick. Don't need multiples. Muscles? I hope she's not one of those women that likes skinny guys just so she can dominate them. Also, someone who can tell and take jokes.

Unwanted in a partner: Skinny guys. I'm not going to help her fetish. Rotting dicks or invisible dicks. That always serious guy. You know, the one that acts serious and looks down upon mere commoners or anyone assumed not to be as smart as him? Yeah, f**k that guy. Someone with no beard.

Term: Marriage.

Additional Notes: What the hell is her last name?

              Kapre's Note: I don't know what's more impressive: the fact that the Knight-Captain has two profiles, the fact Mr. Hunter feels she needs one after having her own, the fact he wrote this on a napkin, or the fact that he memorized the application's form and wrote everything on a napkin.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Xanthe

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Krilari

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Name: PF2

Race: Human

Gender: Woman

Short description: Nice, formal lady. Not too tall, not too short. Red-hair and wore black glasses.

History: I was born upon a caravan. My father lead the caravan... I traveled about the kingdoms for a long time, and eventually settled in Stormwind when I became a woman proper. Joined the military and became a paladin.

Interests and Hobbies: Hobbies? My profession hasn't left much time for it... however in what time I do have, I enjoy making outfits [by hobby]. Interests - The Light, Law, due justice, such.

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Gender preference: Male

Racial preference: Human, for a husband. Any for a friend.

Wanted in a mate: In a husband? While faith is not required, a man who is open-minded would be appreciated. As well a lawful individual would be nice.

Unwanted in a mate: Those with short-minds. As well one who is too serious. I spend most my life surrounded by seriousness, so time to joke is appriciated.

Term: Long-term

Additional Notes: She is also open to friend platonic matching. To contact her, mail should be sent to Stormwind.