And thus, the Exodus beginith!

[Nymus]

Starting tomorrow, I'm moving from Aiken, SC, to Traverse City, MI. The trip will be two days, and I've gotta get a lot of stuff set up - therefore, I probably won't be around for maybe 4 days.

Lets just say Bella is at home, looking after the kids and occasionally having a "small" drink, eh.

[PhilGobatto]

Hey! Have fun in your new home.
I hope you to be back soon! o/

[Aethon]

Woo! Moving is fun! Have fun!

[Reigen]

You're moving to my home state. I hope you enjoy the snow. :|

[Nymus]

In West Virginia atm. All I can say, is...

*da da ding ding ding ding ding ding diiiiiiiiing.*

I'll arrive tomorrow, but as much as I am an addict, CoTH isn't highest on my priorities. Probably be back Monday-Tuesdayish.

[Holynexus]

Hope you had a nice move.

[Vladdy]

Ah, Michigan. The second farthest state to the east in the glorious region we call the Midwest... Seeing as you're moving to the Midwest, I've written a list of things you'll need to do so you'll be considered a real Midwesterner like myself.

1. Eat lots of corn.

2. Buy cheap nick-knacks

3. Make sure to pronounce 'caught' as 'cot', and speak as fast as humanly possible.

4. Take an interest in science. Soil science and some biology may be necessary if you plan on raising livestock.

5. Lots and lots of gravy must be served with every meal.

6. Answer the door fully clothed... As if you're going to meet someone real important. (Shotgun behind the back is optional.)

7. Seeing as you're going to Michigan, it never hurts to learn the Yooper accent.

8. Be sure to go to on multiple hunting trips throughout the world in search of the perfect trophy.*

9. Make sure to remind people that Kentucky is a part of the Southeast, not the Midwest. (As much as we wish it was ours.)

10. Be neutral in mind and body. Take a long time to make decisions, and then complain when everything goes by too fast.

11. IF an urban or suburban area, grow a garden. It'll make you look refined to the neighbors.

12. Midwestern custom dictates that you must make a journey to Milwaukee at least once in your lifetime so you can get drunk off your rear.

13. Remember the "American Standard" accent. Tons of radio hosts have been from here. (Good or bad, I got no idea whatsoever.) After remembering, ask why it happened to us.

14. As you are moving to Michigan, try not to get frostbite.

15. As every region in the U.S.A. has another region they like to poke fun at... Ah, eh... Nevermind.

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*Go to Canada, claim you've been everywhere in the world.

TIPS:

Guard your lawn with as much care as possible. (Crazy teenagers!)

If trying to start a social rapport with someone: Make a clean joke. Snicker for a good five seconds. If someone thinks it's not funny, claim it's just as funny as a dirty one. Rinse and repeat.

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Vladdy's ultimate guide to the Midwest. There ya go. Free of charge.

Have a good move, Nymus! Be careful and watch out for potholes.

[Nikodemos]

Yeah, Vladdy's back!!!!!


Oh.... right... Nymus's post.... good luck with that Nymus.