For a day or two

[Sol]

So, a bunch of my mates from high school and I have quite recently realised that we're all off university for the summer and are thus, once again, situated in geographical proximity to one another, having triumphantly returned from educational pursuits elsewhere (as far-flung as half an hour away from home in my case and twelve hours on a plane in another).

The most sensible way to celebrate this glorious reunion, we all agree, is to go to what certain tacky tourist guides have described as the the British equivalent of Las Vegas for two days.

Whaaaat?

So, I'm gonna be gone for a good chunk of the weekend starting from now until Saturday! I'm not even gonna bother bringing my laptop because the hotel we're staying in is quite a dump (but hey, countin dem pennies :|) and even if it didn't get stolen I wouldn't have internet access anyway.

If you need me, don't hesitate to leave me a message on the Skypes and I'll get back to you smartly when I return, which should be around about this time of day on Saturday.

Don't burn anything down while I'm gone! (I will try and exercise similar restraint. :|)

Cheers,
Sol

[Vladdy]

Don't leave us. We love you, Sol! ...Have fun with your friends, alright? Eat lots of food, too. Seriously. I don't want you wasting away, what with the being Undead and all.

[Sol]

Don't leave us. We love you, Sol! ...Have fun with your friends, alright? Eat lots of food, too. Seriously. I don't want you wasting away, what with the being Undead and all.

BUT PAAAA

I TOLD YOU I WAS FREE OF YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL METABOLIC CONCERRRNNNS

(((((

[Delta]

(I will try and exercise similar restraint. :|)

Don't bother. Purify Blackpool with fire. A new age of decadence will probably arise from the ashes.

Have fun, mate.

[Vladdy]

@Sol: Dagummit boy, you better eat yer black-eyed peas else I'll mix em' in yer mashed potatoes...Wait, do you eat mashed potatoes? Doesn't matter! I'll make ya eat em' boy! Also...



No skin n'bones in this family!